Feeling the midweek blues? Well, it’s time to inject some humor into your Wednesday with our collection of over 200 witty puns that are guaranteed to make you laugh. These wednesday puns cover a broad range of topics, from animals to food and everything in between. Whether you’re looking for some clever wordplay or a silly joke to share with friends and coworkers, we’ve got you covered. So sit back, relax, and let these puns make your day a little brighter. Who said Wednesdays had to be boring?
“Wacky Wednesday: Our Favorite Pun-tastic Picks” (Editor’s Pick)
1. I can’t believe it’s not Thursday yet, Wednesday played us like a fiddle!
2. Wednesday always feels like the middle child, stuck between Monday and Friday.
3. If Wednesday were a person, it would be that friend who always flakes on plans.
4. Wednesday is the day of the week that feels like it’s taking forever, but it’s actually mid-week.
5. Wednesday is the day that separates the weekend from the workweek like a knife slicing through a cake.
6. Hump days are great, but if it’s Wednesday, don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
7. Some people say Wednesday is just like any other day, but I say it’s every day that ends in “y”.
8. Wednesdays are like an ex that won’t leave you alone but also won’t commit to coming back.
9. If you need a pick-me-up on Wednesdays, just remember that coffee and puns are a brew-tiful combination.
10. Wednesday is the day I finally get to use the “On Wednesdays, we wear pink” reference from Mean Girls.
11. If you’re feeling down on Wednesday, just remember that you’re halfway to the weekend and on a roll.
12. Wednesdays are like that weird sandwich that you don’t know if you like, but you still eat it anyway.
13. If you’re looking for a reason to smile on Wednesdays, just remember that there’s always puns to lighten the mood.
14. Trying to find motivation on a Wednesday is like finding a needle in a haystack, but it’s well worth it.
15. Wednesday is the day I try to convince myself that I’m actually productive even though my mind is on Friday already.
16. Wednesdays are like a rollercoaster, one moment you’re up and the next you’re down.
17. If you’re feeling overwhelmed on Wednesdays, just remember that it’s not too late to turn your week around.
18. Wednesday is the day of the week where you can officially declare “I’m over this.
19. The mid-week slump causes Wednesdays to feel like you’ve hit a wall, but push through and you’ll be just fine.
20. Some people dislike Wednesdays, but I’m just grateful that we have something to look forward to during the week.
Witty Wednesday Wordplay (One-liner Puns)
1. How does Wednesday spell its name? W-E-D-N-E-S-D-A-Y, of course!
2. Why don’t people like puns on Wednesdays? Because they find them mid-week.
3. I feel like Wednesday is always dragging its feet. It’s like the day is Wads-in-slow.
4. Did you hear about the politician who could only work Monday through Wednesday? They called him a midweek warrior.
5. I’m pretty sure Wednesday is trying to kill me. It’s making me wince every day.
6. What do you call a Wednesday that’s covered in snow? A blizzard of Oz.
7. Why did the can crusher quit his job on a Wednesday? Because it was soda-pressing.
8. What did Wednesday say when it bumped into Thursday on the street? “Hello, good sir. I hope you’re well-endowed.
9. Why did the gym lose business on Wednesday nights? Because they dared to call it Whey Day.
10. I woke up today and realized it’s not Monday. It’s not Tuesday. But it’s Woe-Day, I mean Wednesday.
11. What do you call someone who sleeps all day on Wednesday? Lazy-Bones!
12. Did you hear about the movie based on Wednesday Addams? They’re calling it “Hump Day”.
13. Why do aliens love Wednesdays? Because it’s the only day they get to try EARTH-quake smoothies.
14. I tried to prank my co-worker by telling him Wednesday had been cancelled. You could say I committed a hump-day dump-day.
15. What do you say on Wednesday that you never say on any other day? “See you next Hump Day!”
16. What do you call Wednesday’s younger sibling? Humpty Dumpty.
17. Why did the farmer get extra excited on Wednesdays? Because he finally got to chews-day his cattle.
18. What did the calendar say to anyone who made fun of Wednesday? “I have weekdays too, dammit!”
19. Did you hear about the cat who only ate on Wednesdays? They called it “Whisker Wednesday”.
20. What’s the difference between a camel and Wednesday? One has humps and the other has “Oh my god why is this taking forever”.
Wednesday Witty Q&A’s (Punny Responses for Hump Day Humor)
1. Why did the calendar feel like it was in jail? Because it had too many Wednesdays!
2. What’s a Wednesday’s favorite subject? History, because it’s the middle of the week.
3. What’s a Wednesday’s favorite time of day? Hump day!
4. Why did the clock feel sluggish on Wednesday? Because it was only halfway there!
5. Why did the doctor prescribe a Wednesday off? To cure the midweek blues!
6. Why did the banker look forward to Wednesdays? Because they’re interest-ing!
7. Why did the volleyball team hate Wednesdays? Because they always had a tough midweek match.
8. Why did the crossword puzzle feel incomplete on Wednesdays? Because it was missing its middle!
9. Why was Mercury so excited for Wednesday? Because it was halfway to the weekend planet!
10. Why did the chef love Wednesdays? Because they could make hump-day pasta!
11. Why did the road worker dread Wednesdays? Because it was always the middle of a long work week.
12. Why was Wednesday the computer’s favorite day? Because it was hump-key day!
13. Why did the genie prefer Wednesday wishes? Because they’re halfway to granting their desires!
14. Why did the runner complain about Wednesdays? Because they always felt like they were in the halfway run of a marathon!
15. Why did the vampire prefer Wednesdays? Because it’s in the mid-day of the week, so there’s less sunlight!
16. Why did the gardener love Wednesdays? Because they could give their plants a midweek pick-me-up!
17. Why did the rock band love Wednesdays? Because it gave them the perfect hump-day to rock!
18. Why did the construction worker hate Wednesdays? Because it was the midpoint of the week, but they weren’t halfway done with their job!
19. Why did the magician perform his best tricks on Wednesdays? Because they were the hump day of magic!
20. Why did the golfer prefer Wednesday games? Because it was the midpoint of the week and they needed a midweek break!
Winding Up on a Wednesday (Double Entendre Puns)
1. I’m feeling really Wednesgay today.
2. Why does Wednesday always have an extra “D”? Because it’s hump day!
3. It’s Wednesday, which means we’re halfway to a weekend full of debauchery.
4. Let’s be honest, Wednesdays are just an excuse to drink on a weeknight.
5. This Wednesday, let’s get wild and see where the night takes us.
6. Wednesday is the day to play “Guess what’s under my desk.”
7. Wednesday is the perfect day to crack open a cold one and enjoy some “me time.”
8. It’s Wednesday, time to take off those pants and get comfortable.
9. Wednesdays are the perfect excuse to have a “Netflix and chill” kind of night.
10. Wednesday is the day to let your freak flag fly.
11. Why did Wednesday cross the road? To get to the other side!
12. What do you call a person who always has the hots on Wednesdays? A Hump Day Hero!
13. It’s Wednesday, the day we all pretend to work while really scrolling through social media.
14. Hooray for Wednesdays, where we can let loose and get our drink on.
15. Why did the banana only eat half his breakfast on Wednesday? Because he was already peeling great!
16. It’s not just any Wednesday, it’s wine Wednesday!
17. What do you get when you cross Wednesday with a pillow? A Hump Day Cushion!
18. Happy Wednesday, the day where we can all embrace our inner sloths.
19. Why did the chicken go to work on Wednesday? He was trying to earn his app-CLUCK-sation.
20. Wednesday, the day where it’s socially acceptable to show up to work hungover.
Whimsical Wednes-puns!
1. I can’t believe it’s only Wednes-yay!
2. We’re halfway through the week – let’s get hump-day motivated!
3. Wednesdays are like the middle child – no one pays attention to them!
4. It’s a fine Wed-nes-day to get some work done.
5. Wednesday’s got me feeling like a real mid-week warrior.
6. Wednesdays are the day of the week that require the most latte-tude.
7. Wednesday just can’t seem to make up its mind – is it the beginning or the end of the week?
8. Is it just me, or are Wednesdays the day that always feels like one step forward, two steps back?
9. Wednesdays are what happens when Monday and Tuesday have an in-between baby.
10. At least on Wednesdays, we’re all half-way to Fri-yay!
11. I try to keep every-thing in check on Wednesdays – it’s like my Wah-dnes-day.
12. I’m feeling mid-week madness coming on this Wednes-day.
13. I’m so exhilarated about Wednesdays! Humped-ay anyone?
14. You never know what the week has in store for you Wednes-day to Wednes-day.
15. My mood on Wednesdays goes from “okay” to “golden retriever catching a frisbee.
16. If I were a day of the week, I’d be a Wed-nes-dragon.
17. Wednesdays feel like the calm before the Fri-yay storm.
18. All of my best Wednes-day puns are a midweek pick-me-up.
19. On Wednesdays, I’m pretty sure I’m powered by a combination of coffee and determination.
20. Wednesdays are like road-trips – the discomfort of the journey is worth it to reach the destination.
Wacky Wednesday Wordplay: Hump Day Humor (Pun Juxtaposition)
1. Why did the worker hate Wednesdays? Because it was a “hump” day.
2. What do you call the day before Thursday? Wed-nesday.
3. Did I tell you about the guy who got hit in the face with a Wednesday newspaper? He had a really bad news-day.
4. Why do frogs love Wednesdays? Because they get to croak all day.
5. Why is Wednesday called “hump” day? Because it’s all downhill from there.
6. What did the humpback whale say about Wednesday? “Can’t wait for the week to fin-ish”.
7. Did you hear about the guy who thought Wednesday was Friday? He was just mist-aken.
8. Why don’t people like Wednesdays? They always come in the middle of a “weak”.
9. What do you get when you cross a Wednesday with a Friday? Two more days until the weekend.
10. Why don’t vampires like Wednesdays? Because they prefer Hem-fordays.
11. What do dogs say on Wednesdays? “Woof, it’s getting ruff.”
12. Why do ants love Wednesdays? Because it’s the middle of the ant-week.
13. Did you hear about the girl who always forgets what day it is? She’s so Mon-tue-Wed-Thur.
14. What does a pirate say about Wednesdays? “Avast, it be half way to plunder-day.”
15. Why is Wednesday the best day to wear a watch? It keeps you on time and Thursday-ed.
16. What’s a Wednesday’s favorite Beatles album? “Help!”.
17. Why don’t ghosts haunt on Wednesdays? They have to rest in peace-day.
18. Did you hear about the guy who was always dizzy on Wednesdays? He was just mid-spin-day.
19. What did the baker say about Wednesdays? “It’s a little bit muffin-y today.”
20. What does music do to Wednesdays? It gives them a “tempo-rare-y” boost.
Wacky Wednesday Wordplay (Puns for Hump Day)
1. Wednesdae Addams
2. Wynonna Earp-nest
3. Wendy’s Day Out
4. Wellington Wed
5. Wanda Win Wednesdays
6. Wenesday Night Lights
7. Wet Wednesday
8. Whimsical Wednesday
9. Winnie Wednesday
10. Wendsday the Barbarian
11. Wesley Wednesday
12. Wesday
13. Weds of Steel
14. Wednesday Child
15. Wild Wednesday
16. Walking on Wednesdays
17. Witchful Wednesday
18. White Wednesday
19. Wandering Wednesdays
20. Whirlwind Wednesday
Wacky Wednesday Wordplay (Spoonerisms Galore)
1. Wacky Wednesday – Lacky Wednesnesday
2. Wednesday Wisdom – Wenesday Widsom
3. Hump Day – Dump Hay
4. Wednesday Blues – Blensday Wues
5. Wine Wednesday – Vine Wensday
6. Wednesday Workout – Wodnesday Wirkout
7. Wednesday Wisdom – Wetnesday Widom
8. Wednesday Night – Nensday Wight
9. Midweek Madness – Mipweek Marness
10. Wednesday Wishes – Wenesday Wishes
11. Wednesday Wanderlust – Wenesday Wenderlust
12. Wake Up Wednesday – Wuke Up Wednesway
13. Wellness Wednesday – Welnness Wednesway
14. Wednesday Workout – Wirdnesday Warkout
15. Weird Wednesday – Werdnes Thensday
16. Wednesday Words – Wensday Werds
17. Wednesday Waves – Wenesday Waves
18. Wednesday Wonder – Wunesday Wonder
19. Wonderful Wednesday – Wonderful Wenesday
20. Wednesday Wonders – Wonders Wenesday
Wednesday Witty Words (Tom Swifties)
1. “I can’t wait for the weekend,” Tom said excitedly.
2. “It’s hump day,” Tom said camel-y.
3. “I forgot it was Wednesday,” Tom said absent-mindedly.
4. “I hate being halfway through the week,” Tom said mid-weekly.
5. “I always wear pink on Wednesdays,” Tom said Mean-Girl-ily.
6. I have a dentist appointment today,” Tom said nervously.
7. I only eat spaghetti on Wednesdays,” Tom said saucily.
8. “I’m always tired on Wednesdays,” Tom said sleepily.
9. “I have to do my laundry today,” Tom said dirty-laundry-ly.
10. “I love tacos, especially on Wednesdays,” Tom said tastefully.
11. “I despise Wednesdays,” Tom said harshly.
12. I have a date tonight,” Tom said romantically.
13. “I prefer Wednesdays over Mondays,” Tom said thankfully.
14. “I’m feeling lazy today,” Tom said sluggishly.
15. “I have a meeting at noon,” Tom said timely.
16. “I’m always on time on Wednesdays,” Tom said punctually.
17. “I don’t have any plans today,” Tom said planlessly.
18. “I’m having a midweek crisis,” Tom said existentially.
19. “I feel like a cat today,” Tom said cattily.
20. I’m craving sushi for lunch,” Tom said raw-fishly.
“Ironically Hilarious: Wednesday Puns that Will Leave You Puzzled” (Oxymoronic Puns)
1. I’m planning on having a spontaneous Wednesday.
2. Wednesday: the most exciting boring day of the week.
3. I’m sure Wednesday is the longest shortest day of the week.
4. It’s the calmest stormy Wednesday I’ve ever experienced.
5. I’m feeling pretty lively for a midweek slump day.
6. Wednesdays: the day where the weekend seems both just around the corner and a million miles away.
7. Wednesdays always make me feel pretty terrible in the most amazing way.
8. Wednesdays are the ultimate anticipation of Friday combined with the bitter reminder that it’s not actually Friday.
9. It’s always a new Wednesday, but somehow they all feel the same.
10. Happy Humpday: a day dedicated to both celebration and drudgery.
11. It’s just a mundane exciting day, you know, a Wednesday.
12. Wednesdays are the ultimate paradox: unremarkable yet unforgettable.
13. It’s like Wednesday is trying so hard to be Friday, it’s almost endearing.
14. My Wednesday has been both incredibly productive and a total waste of time.
15. Wednesday’s paradoxical nature really leaves me feeling ambivalently decisive.
16. Is it just me or do Wednesdays always feel like a big small day?
17. Even though it’s only Wednesday, it feels like it’s been both forever and just a few hours.
18. Wednesdays: both the savior and bane of any work week.
19. This Wednesday is so boringly exciting, it’s actually kind of interesting.
20. It’s like Wednesdays are the purest form of contradicting vibes.
Wacky Wordplay (Recursive Puns) on Wacky Wednesday Puns
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. I wrote a book on poltergeists. It’s flying off the shelves.
3. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
4. Why did Adele cross the road? To say “Hello” from the other side.
5. I’m a big fan of whiteboards. They’re reMARKable.
6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
7. I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
8. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
10. I asked my math teacher if I could have a smaller fraction. She said no, “It wouldn’t be fair.”
11. I used to play piano by ear but now I use my hands.
12. I was going to tell a joke about pizza, but it was a little cheesy.
13. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
14. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
15. I’m a big fan of dad jokes. I’m a father figure.
16. I went to the zoo the other day, but there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
17. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me.
18. I’m starting a new business making yachts out of used tissues. It may sound gross, but it’s a snotty enterprise.
19. Why do French people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food.
20. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Wacky Wednesday Wordplay: Punning on Classic Clichés
1. It’s Wednesday, so let’s hump day away!
2. The only way to go through Wednesday is to wine and whine.
3. I’m feeling a bit woozy on Wednesdays. Could it be that I’m mid-week drunk?
4. Halfway through the week, but why does it feel like time is moving at a sloth’s pace?
5. On Wednesdays, you can measure the time left before the weekend in cups of coffee.
6. It’s Wednesday, and all work and no play make Jill a dull girl.
7. When Wednesday arrives, I wonder what would Wednesday Addams do?
8. The only thing worse than a Monday is a Wednesday that forgets it’s not Friday.
9. Wednesdays are here to remind us that we still have time to procrastinate.
10. I have a love-hate relationship with Wednesdays. I love them because it’s halfway through, but hate them because there’s still half left.
11. If Wednesday could speak, it would probably whisper, “You shall not pass!”
12. To do list on Wednesdays: Wake up. Survive. Go back to bed.
13. Need a boost midweek? Plan something fun to do on Wednesday and treat it like a Friday.
14. On Wednesdays, we wear pink. Because why not?
15. Wednesdays are proof that life is all about balance: You’ve made it halfway to Friday, but you still have two more days to go.
16. Grab your wine, it’s Wednesday. Hump day is going to be a good one.
17. Gotta love Wednesdays, the only thing better than Friday-eve.
18. It’s Wednesday, and I feel like I’m still recovering from last weekend.
19. Wednesday, when the light at the end of the tunnel is visible, but at a distance.
20. Is it just me or does Wednesday always feel like the longest day of the week?
In conclusion, we hope these 200+ puns have lifted your spirits and helped you get through the midweek slump with a smile. Remember, there’s always a reason to laugh and puns are a great way to do it! If you’re hungry for more, don’t forget to check out the other puns on our website. Thank you for spending your time with us, and happy punning!
