Congratulations on getting engaged! Now it’s time to plan your wedding, and what better way to start than with some side-splitting puns about rings? Whether you’re a fan of cheesy jokes or love a clever play on words, we’ve got over 200 hilarious and witty ring puns that will have you and your partner laughing all the way down the aisle. From “Put a Ring on It” to “Diamonds Are Forever”, our collection of ring puns has something for everyone. So, grab your fiancé and get ready to laugh your way through the wedding planning process with our ultimate list of ring puns. Let’s dive into the world of silly puns and make your engagement day even more memorable!
Ring in the Laughter with these Hilarious Puns (Editors Pick)
1. What do you give to a man with no fingers? A glove with no fingertips.
2. I put on a ring while walking in the park, but it got so tight it made me fidget. Now, my digit is frigid.
3. I tried to convince my wife to wear a ring of cables, but she said it was just wire rings.
4. Why did Saturn, the planet, break up with Jupiter? Because it betrayed its trust and put a ring on Uranus.
5. I knew a guy who was so obsessed with rings that he went to jail for jeweling.
6. An engagement ring isn’t the only way to show love. You can also give someone a shoulder ring or a belly button ring.
7. Why was the cactus hesitant to get married? Because it was afraid it would end up having to wear a thorny engagement ring.
8. I’m terrible at guessing ring sizes. I always palm it off the top of my head!
9. The second reason for marriage: Put the ring on the other hand so you can get your daily workout.
10. My friend just got engaged and his fiancee said “Yes!” They’re both out of reach now because they’re on cloud nine, and I can’t reach it because I can’t ring-a-ling them down.
11. I have a cousin who loves to use the word “ring” in his sentences. I asked him, “Why do you ring it up so much?” He replied, “It just rings my bell!
12. A jeweler called me and said I could get a free ring when I bought some earrings, I told him that sounded a bit callous.
13. I ordered a ring for my boyfriend from overseas, but it never arrived. Looks like I got ghosted by a ring.
14. A woman was upset after her boyfriend proposed with a Ring Pop. I don’t know what she was complaining about, that’s still a diamond ring!
15. I wanted to propose with a ring I made myself, but I ran out of time. I guess I didn’t have a ring to it.
16. My ringtone is the sound of coins being dropped in a metal tray. My friends often ask me why I’ve got such a coins-inspired ring.
17. Why did the diamond break up with the other diamonds? It wanted to be a solo ring.
18. I tried to ask my girlfriend what kind of ring she wants, but she said it’s a diamond in the rough question.
19. What do you give a man who’s got everything? He can always use another finger to wear a ring.
20. What did the ring say when it fell into the garbage? I hope no one ex-jewelry-ated me!
Ring Around the Humor (One-Liner Puns)
1. Did you hear about the engagement ring that was arrested? It was charged with carat-napping.
2. What do you call a ring that is secretly a spy? A Qarat agent.
3. How does a jeweler greet a customer who is looking for an engagement ring? “Welcome to our carat shop.”
4. I proposed to my girlfriend with a Lord of the Rings inspired ring. She said “one ring to rule them all” and accepted.
5. How do circus performers propose to their partners? With a three-ring circus.
6. Why did the ring go to school? To become smarter-ring.
7. Why did the jewelry store owner go to jail? For diamond ring-ging.
8. I bought a ring that was made out of a rare volcanic rock. It was a lava-ly engagement ring.
9. Did you hear about the engagement ring that went missing in a magic show? It disappeared without a trace.
10. How do rabbits propose to their significant others? With carrot rings.
11. Why do diamonds make terrible detectives? They always give rings away.
12. What kind of ring can be eaten? A dough-nut engagement ring.
13. Why do engagement rings cost so much? Because it’s hard to put a price on love, but retailers prefer to.
14. I proposed to my girlfriend after buying her a ring that looked like a tree. It was a fitting engagement ring for my blonde nature loving partner.
15. How did the onion propose to his partner? With an engagement ring onion-ly.
16. Why did the jeweler’s wife leave him? He took her for granite and gave her a stone engagement ring.
17. What did the toaster say to the diamond ring? “You’re my bread and butter.”
18. Why did the engagement ring break up with the wedding band? Because it wanted to be single.
19. Why did the engagement ring say no to the marriage proposal? It wasn’t cut out for it.
20. How does a boxer propose to his partner? With a knockout engagement ring.
Ring in the Laughter (Question-and-Answer Puns)
1. What do you call a ring with a bad attitude? A brrrr-itch.
2. Why did the diamond break up with the ruby? She didn’t like his karat.
3. What do you get when you cross a frog with a ring? A frog-prince ring!
4. Why did the jewelry store owner start a basketball team? He wanted to engage in a little ring around the hoop.
5. Why did the engagement ring break up with the wedding ring? She wanted one karat more.
6. How do you know when it’s time to clean your diamond ring? When it’s looking a little rough on the facets.
7. Why did the coffee beans want to get engaged? They found the perfect ROAST!
8. What did the jewelry store owner say when he found out he’d sold his last earring? “Oh, earring loss.”
9. What did the jewelry store owner say when he was asked if he sold Cubic Zirconia rings? “No, I only sell diamond-y rings.”
10. What did the jewelry thief say when he was caught trying to put a ring in his pocket? “I swear, I’m not trying to diamond-nap!”
11. Why did the bankrupt jeweler start selling chakra rings? He wanted to get in touch with his inner pearlsonal wealth.
12. Why did the box containing my new ring smell bad? Because the ring was ENGAGEMINTED!
13. What do you call a group of rings? A gymnasium.
14. Why did the corny couple want to get married in a greenhouse? So they could have a ring with a view!
15. Why did the ring want to be a lawyer? He wanted to go to the BAR and pass the BAR exam.
16. What did the jewelry store owner say when asked if he sold fake gold rings? “Why would I sell something, if it’s golder than cheap!”
17. What does a ring look like when it’s soaked in champagne? Bubbly!
18. Why is it important for a wedding ring to fit perfectly? So it doesn’t get a band reputation!
19. What did the gym coach say when the ring was out of shape? You’re getting a little round.
20. What did the jewelry store owner say when asked if he had anything for free? “With my low prices, I’ve already given jew-ellry!”
Ring in the Fun: Double Entendre Puns for the Ring-Obsessed
1. “Can I give you a quick ring?”
2. “I can’t hear you, let me put you on ringtone.”
3. “I’m quite fond of the ring in your voice.”
4. “She’s gone, but her engagement ring is still around.”
5. “I would love to ring your bell.”
6. “If you’re not careful, you might get the ring around the collar.”
7. “I’m counting on you to ring in the new year with me.”
8. “I hate to be a buzzkill, but you may need a new ringtone.”
9. “You’re always welcome to give me a ring if you need anything.”
10. This ring is a family heirloom. It’s been passed down from finger to finger for generations.”
11. I’m not great at jewelry, but I know you shouldn’t wear a ring to bed lest it become a nightmare.
12. “That marriage was a bad investment, but at least I don’t have to see the ring again.”
13. “My apologies, I thought I had the brass ring but it turned out to be tin.”
14. “Let me say congrats on getting a ring on your finger before it becomes an anchor.”
15. “The center diamond in that ring is stunning. Almost as stunning as you.”
16. “I’m not the type to force anyone to wear a ring, but I’m hoping one day you’ll choose to marry me.”
17. “I always feel like a ringmaster when it’s time to host a party.”
18. “I dislike listening to the same ringtone for too long. It starts to sound like a broken record.”
19. “I promise you won’t find any onion rings in my kitchen.”
20. “Your fingers look so empty without a ring. Perhaps I could help with that.”
Ring in the Fun with Ring Puns (Idiomatic Incidents)
1. I tried to repair my broken ring, but it was just a band-aid solution.
2. My engagement ring is so big, it’s starting to get a little engagement-ed.
3. I couldn’t decide which ring to buy, but I finally took the plunge.
4. When I got married, I gave my ring finger a job and it’s been working ever since.
5. If you’re looking for a job in the jewelry industry, it’s all about who you know-ring.
6. When I proposed, I gave her a ring, but I also gave her a lot to diamond about.
7. I tried to make a ring out of paper, but it was just a cut-circular argument.
8. When I lost my wedding ring, I was really in des-pair.
9. When I proposed, I gave her a ruby ring, but I realized I was just playing spades.
10. I’m in a long-distance relationship with my boyfriend, but we’re still in-ringed.
11. I wanted to propose to her on May Day, but I didn’t have enough flower-ring.
12. After a few years of marriage, our rings started to feel like handcuffs.
13. I told my girlfriend I’d take her out for a romantic meal, but she just wanted chicken-ring.
14. I told my wife I’d get her a big diamond, but she told me not to carat too much.
15. When I first saw her engagement ring, I told her it looked like a stone-henge.
16. I never used to wear any jewelry, but now I’m really ring-faceted.
17. My engagement ring was so bright, it set off a fire-alarm system.
18. I proposed to my girlfriend using Morse code, with a dot-dot-dot for each carat in her ring.
19. I was going to propose during the Super Bowl, but I didn’t want it to be a ring-bore.
20. My wife never wears her engagement ring, but I don’t want to pus-ring her about it.
Ring in the Jokes (Pun Juxtaposition)
1. When diamond miners get married, they always put a ring on it.
2. I asked my jewelry designer friend to help me get engaged, but all they said was “ring me later.”
3. What do you get when you mate a bell and a cellphone? A Ringtone.
4. The engagement lost its sparkle once she found out he was giving her a cubic zirconia and not a real diamond ring.
5. Ring shopping for my wife was really difficult, but I took a chance and went with the jeweler whose ads said, “I’m always with you.
6. I heard a rumor that Sauron bought a new ring, but it was just a lot of Orc-anic waste.
7. Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but a good pun is the ring-leader of any conversation.
8. The boxer lost his championship belt to a rival who was sporting some impressive rings.
9. A priest walked into a jewelry store and asked, “Do you have a ring for the holy matrimony?”
10. Whenever the phone rings in my house, everyone yells, “It’s for you!” and then runs away.
11. The tree was disappointed when it saw the woodpecker wearing a ring instead of knocking on a door.
12. When the burglar broke into the jewelry store, he was surprised to find that the only thing he could grab was a ring of keys.
13. The circus performer’s act involved juggling rings, but the audience misunderstood and began clapping instead.
14. The jewelry store owner had a heart of gold but only dealt in diamond rings.
15. A criminal once tried to break into a famous jewelry store, but all he got was a diamond in the rough instead of a ring.
16. When the musician proposed to his musician girlfriend, he did it with a simple band and said, “I don’t need a grand orchestra to make beautiful music with you.”
17. I always thought the wedding ring was the head of the family, but now I realize it’s just a band that stays around the finger.
18. The baker proposed to his girlfriend with a sweet pastry that had the words “will you marry me?” spelled out in sugar icing and a ring on top.
19. For a moment, the lord of the rings considered running for president, but then realized that ruling Middle Earth was enough.
20. After the magician’s ring disappeared mid-show, the Mystery Club made a hashtag saying #bringbackthering.
Ring-A-Ding-Ding (Puns on Ring Names)
1. Ring-o Starr
2. Bling Crosby
3. Ring-er Bell
4. Liberty Ring
5. Engage-mint Ring
6. Fling-a-Ring
7. Zelda Ring
8. JRR Ring-en
9. Lord of the Rings
10. The Fellowship of the Ring-bearer
11. Olympic Ring-ers
12. Ring-ling Brothers Circus
13. Ring-around-the-collar
14. The Ring-master
15. Ring-tailed Lemur
16. Ring-worm
17. Ring-in-the-new-year
18. Sting-a-Ring
19. Ring-er T-Shirt
20. Ring-er Tee.
Ring-a-ding-ding (Spoonerisms on Ring Puns)
1. King of the Ring → Ring of the King
2. Ring Pop → Ping Rop
3. Ring Toss → Ting Ross
4. Engagement Ring → Enragement Ing
5. Wedding Ring → Redding Wring
6. Championship Ring → Rampion Ching
7. Boxing Ring → Roxing Bing
8. Mood Ring → Rood Ming
9. Ear Ring → Air Reng
10. Ring Finger → Fing Ringger
11. Fire Ring → Rire Fing
12. Onion Ring → Rinion Ong
13. Telephone Ring → Reliphone Tink
14. Doorbell Ring → Bore Dingerll
15. Smoke Ring → Roke Sming
16. Nose Ring → Rose Ning
17. Angel Ring → Rangel Aing
18. Car Ring → Rar Cing
19. Sonic Ring → Ronic Sing
20. Olympic Ring → Rimpic Ong.
Ringin’ Tom Swifties!
1. “I can’t find my wedding ring,” said Tom, glaringly.
2. “This ring is so heavy,” said Tom, ringingly.
3. “This ring is too small,” said Tom, ringingly.
4. “I can’t believe she said ‘yes,'” Tom proposed.
5. “This engagement ring is too big,” said Tom grandly.
6. “I can’t wait to exchange rings,” said Tom excitedly.
7. “I gave her a promise ring,” said Tom, promisingly.
8. “This boxing ring is too small,” said Tom, roundly.
9. I think it’s morally wrong to wear fur,” said Tom ringingly.
10. “I asked for Lord of the Rings themed wedding,” said Tom Gandalfly.
11. “This ring is far too shiny,” said Tom diametrically opposed.
12. “This is the diamond in the rough,” said Tom, ruggedly.
13. “I always carry a spare ring,” said Tom redundantly.
14. “I can make any ring disappear,” said Tom, magically.
15. “This is my mood ring,” said Tom happily, all the while frowning.
16. “This is a mood ring too,” said Tom, colorlessly.
17. “I found the perfect ring to propose with,” said Tom boldly.
18. “I hate being in debt,” Tom said critically in arrears.
19. “I love music!” Tom said melodically.
20. “I always buy locally-made jewelry,” said Tom, ringingly.
Contradictory Ring Puns (Oxymoronic Puns)
1. “I proposed with a carat of cubic zirconia.”
2. “I lost my wedding ring in a diamond mine.”
3. “This ring is a giant small token of love.”
4. “My engagement ring is made of fool’s gold.”
5. “I’m single and committed to this ring.”
6. “I got a ring from Saturn’s jewelry collection.”
7. “My wedding ring is an eternal temporary symbol.”
8. “I put my engagement ring on layaway.”
9. “I gave my ex a ring of forget-me-nots.”
10. I found my wedding ring in a sea of cubic zirconia.
11. My engagement ring is a minimalist maximalist design.
12. “I got a promise ring to seal the deal of a broken promise.”
13. “My wedding ring is a symbol of a never-ending beginning.”
14. “I’ll always have a ring of truth while lying.”
15. “My engagement ring is a silent shout of love.”
16. “I got a ring that’s the center of attention but not the center of the universe.”
17. “My wedding ring is a symbol of my independence through commitment.”
18. “I proposed with a ring of infinite endings and beginnings.”
19. “I have a ring that shines bright but fades in comparison to my love.”
20. “I’m stuck between a rock and a diamond ring.”
Ring Around the Recursive Puns: Keep the Jokes Circulating!
1. I told my friend I needed a break from all these ring puns. They said, “Don’t worry, I’ll ring you when I think of some more.”
2. I really wanted a unique wedding ring, but all the jeweler had was a common-tater.
3. My math teacher only wears rings that are multiples of 360 degrees. She calls them full-circle rings.
4. When I was trying to propose, I was so nervous I forgot the ring. My girlfriend said, “That’s okay, I’m used to you dropping the ball.”
5. I was planning a surprise engagement party for my friend, but I didn’t know what kind of ring to get him. Then, it hit me– I’ll just wing it.
6. I asked the jeweler if he could make a ring from a quarter. He said, “Sure, but it’ll cost you four times as much as the quarter is worth.” I said, “That’s highway robbery!”
7. I always thought a ring on your finger meant you were married. But then I realized, it could also mean you’re just a tree with a snake around it.
8. My girlfriend said she wanted a floating diamond in her engagement ring. I said, “Why not just get a helium balloon?”
9. When I got engaged, my parents asked me if I was ready to tie the knot. I said, “No, I think I’ll stick with a ring for now.”
10. I thought I lost my wedding ring, but it turns out it was just hiding in-plane sight.
11. My friend proposed to his girlfriend with a ring pop, but she said it wasn’t good enough for a proposal. I guess that’s what they mean by candy-ring on the wall.
12. My wife wanted a ring that sparkled like the stars in the sky. So I got her one that cost an arm and a leg.
13. The ring on my finger is so tight, I can’t even get it off over my knuckles. I guess you could say it’s a just-mus-knot ring.
14. I saw a ring with a skull on it and told my friend it was badass. He said, “No, it’s pirate-ass.”
15. When I asked my girlfriend to marry me, she said I needed to do it in a more romantic setting than at the Wendy’s drive-thru. I said, “Fine, I’ll take you to the diamond in the rough.”
16. I wanted to give my wife a ring that would make her feel like a queen. So I got her a napkin ring.
17. I told my friend I was going to propose to my girlfriend in a hot air balloon. He said, “Well, I hope she says yes, otherwise you won’t have a leg to stand on.”
18. My wife said she wanted a ring with a lot of carats. So I got her one from a jewelry store in London.
19. I was so nervous about proposing, I accidentally dropped the ring in the lake. My girlfriend said, “I guess that’s what they mean when they say love is like a boat.
20. My friend told me he proposed to his girlfriend with a ring pop and she said yes. I said, “Wow, she really took a lickin’ and kept on tickin’.”
Ring-ing in the Puns: A Roundup of Clichés with a Twist
1. “Don’t judge a ring by its carat.”
2. “All that glitters is not gold, it could be cubic zirconia.”
3. “A diamond is forever, but your bank account may not be.”
4. “When in doubt, put a ring on it.”
5. “A ring in hand is worth two in the jeweler’s case.”
6. “Love is like a ring, it has no end.”
7. “The circle of life – also known as my wedding ring.”
8. “Why did the engagement ring break up with the wedding band? It just felt too confined.”
9. “Rings are like pizza, even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty good.”
10. “A happy marriage is a lot like a good ring, timeless and never goes out of style.”
11. “Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but sapphires have a more down to earth personality.”
12. Marriage is a game of give and take, like the ring toss game at a carnival.
13. “When you give a ring, you’re sealing the deal and saying, ‘I’m knot going anywhere.'”
14. A proposal without a ring is like a cake without frosting.
15. “The best things in life are not things – they’re sparkly and come in a velvet box.”
16. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a really nice ring.
17. “Wedding rings are like handcuffs, but for your heart.”
18. “When in Rome, you better buy her a big engagement ring.”
19. “The perfect wedding ring is like a needle in a haystack.”
20. “The circle of trust – also known as my engagement ring.”
In conclusion, we hope you enjoyed these ring puns and had a few laughs along the way. Don’t forget to check out our website for more wordplay fun. Thank you for taking the time to visit, and may your engagement be filled with love, joy, and plenty of puns!
