Ready to kick off 2022 with a laugh? Look no further! We’ve compiled over 200 unique and hilarious new year puns that are sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re searching for the perfect pun to include in a holiday card, or simply want to start the year off with a chuckle, we’ve got you covered. From clever wordplay to puns that poke fun at resolutions and partying, this list has it all. So, get ready to ring in the new year with laughter and enjoy these puns that are bound to make your celebrations even more memorable. Let’s dive in and discover the best new year puns that will have you laughing all throughout 2022!
“Ring in the New Year with These Hilarious Pun-derful Gems” (Editors Pick)
1. I’m not quitting my bad habits for the new year, I’m just adding one: my talent for telling puns!
2. “Why was the math book sad at the beginning of the year? Because it had too many problems.”
3. “I’m feeling optimistic about the new year. My glass is always half full… preferably with champagne.
4. “What New Year’s resolution did the lightweight make? To stop getting hammered.”
5. Why did the calendar go to therapy? Because its days were numbered.”
6. “I took a job at a bakery for the new year, but I’m not sure I’ll rise to the occasion.”
7. “What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.”
8. “Did you hear about the dancer who couldn’t stop celebrating the new year? They got caught doing the conga every night.”
9. “Why did the scarecrow make a resolution? Because it wanted to finally let go of its straw man argument.”
10. “I’m not setting any fitness goals this new year. I’m already jogging my memory.”
11. “Did you hear about the grape who couldn’t make it until midnight on New Year’s Eve? He fizzled out like a raisin.”
12. “What did the New Year’s fireworks say to the boomerang? ‘You’re coming back next year, right?'”
13. Why did the clock get in trouble at the New Year’s party? It tocked after midnight.”
14. “What do you say to a friend who’s been cracking too many New Year’s jokes? ‘You’re really starting to push it.'”
15. “My resolution is to stop procrastinating, but I’ll start tomorrow.”
16. “Why did the tiger refuse to celebrate the new year? It thought resolutions were a bunch of empty roars.”
17. “What do you call a cat on December 31st? A New Year’s meowlin’!”
18. “I heard the New Year’s Eve party was poppin’ but the champagne bottles were just fizzling.”
19. “Why did the golfer refuse to make any resolutions? He preferred to keep his driver’s license.”
20. “Did you hear about the New Year’s Eve party at the treehouse? It had a great turnout, but everyone was pining for more decorations.”
Punderful New Year’s Jokes
1. My resolution is to be more flexible, so I decided to do yoga. Now I can touch my toes… to my nose!
2. I asked my friend what his resolution was and he said, “1080p.”
3. I’m ready to tackle the new year… or maybe just hug it.
4. The new year is like an exercise regime. You start with a lot of energy and then it slowly fizzles out.
5. I saw someone at the gym who was drinking from a “new year, new me” water bottle. I guess it’s just tap water with false hopes.
6. I made a resolution to stop procrastinating, but I’ll start working on it tomorrow.
7. My resolution is to learn sign language, so I can speak without saying a word.
8. I’m giving up caffeine for the new year… it’s going to be a steep-tea learning curve.
9. My resolution is to be more positive, so I’m going to become an electrician and stay charged up!
10. I asked a friend if he had big plans for the new year, and he replied, “No, I’ll just sit at hominy and watch the celebrations on TV.
11. My new year’s resolution is to quit being a baker… I knead a change.
12. I decided to write a book about the new year, but I’m still on the first page. It’s going to be a “nov-year.”
13. I thought about starting a bakery for my new year’s resolution, but I wasn’t sure if it’d be a good in-dough-ment.
14. My resolution is to be more decisive, but I haven’t made up my mind about it yet.
15. I made a resolution to save money this year, but it’s difficult when I’m always finding myself in “s-penned” mode.
16. My resolution is to be more organized, starting with alphabetizing my spice rack. It’s going to be sage advice!
17. I’m starting the new year off on the right foot… or should I say “left foot” because my right one is still in bed.
18. I’m going to start a band for my new year’s resolution. We’ll be called “Calendar and the Dates.”
19. I made a resolution to eat healthier, but it’s hard to resist when pizza and french fries are always a-peeling.
20. My new year’s resolution is to take more naps, because I believe in “rest-olution.”
Tickling Time (Question-and-Answer Puns)
1. What is a snowman’s favorite month? Jan-uary!
2. Why do birds always break up with their partners in January? Because they want a fresh start!
3. What do you call a fake stone made to celebrate the New Year? A calendar-ite!
4. Why did the calendar start a diet in January? Because it had too many dates!
5. How was the math teacher celebrating New Year? By counting down seconds!
6. What do you call a clock that’s always ready for New Year’s Eve? Tick-tock-ler!
7. Why did the champagne feel confused at the New Year’s Eve party? Because everyone was toasting to its health!
8. How do you greet a loved one for the first time in the New Year? Happy new kin!
9. Why did the scarecrow fail to make a New Year’s resolution? Because it was already outstanding in its field!
10. What do you call a Frenchman who’s setting goals for the New Year? Reso-lutin’!
11. How do you wish a gardener a happy New Year? Planty of cheer!
12. What did the New Year’s Eve party say to its clock? Let’s make it a date!
13. How do you compliment a firework at the stroke of midnight? “You really lit up the night!”
14. What type of New Year’s music do chickens enjoy? Coop, we did it again!
15. Why did the baker stay up all night on New Year’s Eve? To knead the first rolls of the year!
16. What’s a monster’s favorite way to count down to the New Year? A Franken-seconds countdown!
17. Why do potatoes make terrible resolution keepers? Because they’re all eyes and no commitment!
18. How does a music conductor celebrate the New Year? By leading a symphony of celebration!
19. What’s a shark’s New Year’s resolution? To keep swimming forward and never look back!
20. How did the snowman celebrate the New Year? By giving everyone cool party ideas!
The Punny-Side of Midnight (Double Entendre Puns)
1. “What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”
2. “I had a great time at the New Year’s party. There were many resolutions made…and even more broken!”
3. “Why did the scarecrow always win the New Year’s beauty pageant? Because it was outstanding in its field!”
4. “What did one calendar say to the other calendar at the New Year’s party? ‘I’m flipping out over you!'”
5. “Why did the New Year’s champagne bottle visit the psychologist? It had a lot of unresolved issues!”
6. “How did the New Year’s celebration greet the night? ‘Let’s make some resolutions and see what the next morning brings!'”
7. “Why did the New Year’s clock always feel tense? It constantly worried about not being able to roll with the times!”
8. “What did the chicken say to start the New Year right? ‘I’m ready to break out from my shell-ter and make some fresh eggs-plorations!'”
9. “Why was the New Year’s resolution afraid to reveal itself? It didn’t want to go down in flames!”
10. “What do you call a gym equipment display during the New Year? A treadmill of intentions!”
11. “Why was the New Year’s party such a success? It sparked everyone’s interest and ignited a lot of fireworks!”
12. “What did the New Year’s clock say when it reached midnight? ‘Good to see you – let’s have a ‘minute’ at least!'”
13. “Why did the New Year’s carrot want to become more confident? It wanted to turn from a ‘shy root’ to ‘self-caronated’!”
14. “What did the New Year’s party guests say to the clock at midnight? ‘We’ve been waiting all year long to give you a ‘time’-ly welcome!'”
15. “Why was the New Year’s resolution so committed to fitness? It didn’t want to become a ‘has-been’ date or ‘expire’ before its time!”
16. “How did the New Year’s party feel about the midnight snacks? It thought they were ‘time’less and could never have too many ‘seconds’!”
17. “What did the New Year’s fireworks say to one another? ‘Let’s explode together and light up the sky with our sparks of passion!'”
18. “Why did the New Year’s clock get into trouble with the law? It just couldn’t face doing time!”
19. “What did the New Year’s confetti say to the partygoers? Let’s have a blast and sprinkle some fun!’
20. Why did the New Year’s champagne refuse to talk to the wine? It considered the wine too ‘corky’ and didn’t want to pop any ‘unsavory’ topics!”
New Year’s Wordplay: Punnily Stepping into the Freshness
1. I’m feeling like a new year’s resolution – ready to start fresh!
2. I’m counting down the minutes until the new year, it’s a real time pun-ch!
3. It’s a brand new year, time to turn over a new leaf.
4. January is a great month to reflect, because it’s ‘a-kin’ to new beginnings.
5. This new year, I’m going to make a splash by diving into new opportunities.
6. The new year is like a blank canvas, ready to be painted with new experiences.
7. Starting the new year is like opening a new chapter in the book of life.
8. This new year, I’m ‘resolute-ion’ to achieve my goals.
9. The new year is the perfect time to ‘lighten’ up and let go of past burdens.
10. Let’s ring in the new year with a ‘bang’ and fireworks.
11. Hey 2022, ‘shake-up’ the world with your awesomeness!
12. It’s time to ‘pop the cork’ and celebrate another trip around the sun.
13. New year, new opportunities ‘knocking at the door’.
14. As the clock strikes midnight, let’s ‘turn the page’ to a new chapter.
15. This year, I’m ‘fizzed’ up and ready for success!
16. Let your dreams ‘soar’ like fireworks in the new year sky.
17. It’s a new year, time to ‘put your best foot forward’.
18. Don’t let fear hold you back, ‘break the ice’ and make new connections.
19. This new year, let’s ‘crack open’ the door to endless possibilities.
20. No need to ‘sweep it under the rug,’ it’s time to face the new year head-on.
Ringing in the Puns (Pun Juxtaposition)
1. I told my friend I want to lose weight this year, and he said, “Well, I’m resolving to gain more calories!”
2. My resolution is to save more money, but my bank account just laughed and said, “Good luck with that.”
3. My friend said he wants to work on his patience this year, but he’s already losing it!
4. I told my friend I’m going to try to meditate more, and he said, “That’s just sitting around doing nothing!”
5. My resolution is to eat healthier, but my love for pizza is already testing my willpower.
6. My friend said he wants to be more organized this year, and I replied, “That’s january and february mixed up!
7. I told my friend I’m going to read more books this year, and he said, “Oh, so you’re turning over a new leaf!”
8. My resolution is to exercise regularly, but my couch called me out and said, “I’ve got you covered.
9. I told my friend I want to learn a new language this year, and he said, “Well, that sounds like a lot of pun.”
10. My resolution is to quit procrastinating, but my TV keeps telling me, “Just one more episode!”
11. I told my friend I’m going to try to be more confident this year, and he replied, “Oh, so you’re going to be a punny guy!”
12. My resolution is to take more risks, but my fear of failure is already holding me back.
13. I told my friend I want to spend more time with family this year, and he said, “Ah, so you’re going for brother resolutions!
14. My resolution is to be more positive, but my sarcastic nature keeps saying, “Yeah, right.”
15. I told my friend I’m going to quit smoking this year, and he said, “Well, that’s going to be a tough habit to ash!
16. My resolution is to be more organized, but my messy roommate is not helping the cause.
17. I told my friend I want to travel more this year, and he said, “Oh, so you’re going to take a plane train!
18. My resolution is to start waking up early, but my bed keeps whispering, “Just five more minutes.”
19. I told my friend I want to practice mindfulness this year, and he said, “That sounds like a lot of moo.
20. My resolution is to be more outgoing, but my introverted tendencies are already trying to keep me in.
New Year’s Punny Resolutions
1. Happy New Rear
2. New Year, New Meow
3. Auld Lang Shiny
4. Resolution Revolution
5. Sparkle Starters
6. Count Down Under
7. Bubbly Babes
8. Celebrate-yeah!
9. Midnight Mavericks
10. Champagne Campaign
11. Firework Frenzy
12. Toasted Tootsies
13. Party Pioneers
14. Festive Flames
15. Ball Drop Dazzlers
16. Confetti Crushers
17. Time Travelers
18. Balloon Brigade
19. Glitter Glam Squad
20. Snazzy Spectators
Whacky Wordplay: Puns that Ring in the New Year
1. The brew bear is here for the year.
2. I spent the night counting the tocks instead of the clocks.
3. Let’s ring in the news year with a toast.
4. Wrap ‘er gift up in fiftone dough.
5. Our resolution for the year is to be abetter me.
6. The band is playing all the humps and blams to celebrate the year.
7. Cheers to a clearning year ahead!
8. Don’t forget to send out your billn’ cards for the news ear.
9. We’re going for a family walk at the sark to start the new wear.
10. The music is so dowd for the celebration.
11. Time to eat some pork snorks before the new bear arrives!
12. I’m excited to wear my gancy drones for the festive event.
13. Let’s make a fond pee to the past year.
14. Time to par a slack, crack a socktail, and celebrate!
15. The celebration is started with a bang and lots of root beer floats.
16. Don’t forget to set your clack for the news year countdown.
17. We’ll need plenty of nap wips for the celebration!
18. Let’s toast to the bearest new year yet!
19. It’s time to say ski bow to the old year and hello to the new!
20. I can’t wait to cheer with a sherry beet and some fizz and pop.
Year-ning for Puns (Tom Swifties)
1. “I can’t wait to party on New Year’s Eve,” said Tom jubilantly.
2. “I resolve to exercise more this year,” Tom said fitfully.
3. “This new year is going to be legendary,” Tom exclaimed mythically.
4. “I can’t believe it’s already 2022,” Tom said yearly.
5. “I’m going to start organizing my life from now on,” Tom ordered chronologically.
6. “I hope to become a millionaire this year,” Tom said hopefully.
7. “I’m going to travel the world in the new year,” Tom said distantly.
8. “I’m going to quit my job and become a singer,” Tom said melodiously.
9. “I’m going to eat healthier in the new year,” Tom said veganly.
10. “I’m going to learn a new language this year,” Tom said multi-linguistically.
11. “I’m going to stop procrastinating,” Tom said promptly.
12. “I want to read more books in 2022,” Tom said novelly.
13. “I’m going to start a business this year,” Tom said entrepreneurially.
14. “I’m planning to adopt a pet in the new year,” Tom said carefully.
15. “I can’t wait for the clock to strike midnight,” Tom said timely.
16. “I’m going to learn how to play the guitar,” Tom said stringently.
17. “I want to dedicate more time to my hobbies,” Tom said passionately.
18. “I’m going to write a book this year,” Tom said authoritatively.
19. “I want to explore new cuisines in 2022,” Tom said tastefully.
20. “I’m going to start my own podcast in the new year,” Tom said audibly.
Oxymoronic Puns: Ringing in the New Year with Conflicting Clichés
1. Starting the year off on the wrong resolution.
2. I’m resolving to be more spontaneous, but I’ll schedule it in.
3. My diet for the new year: eating healthier junk food.
4. Resolving to procrastinate less… starting tomorrow.
5. Planning on being more spontaneous, with a detailed timeline.
6. Waking up early to take naps.
7. My resolution: more time wasted wisely.
8. Becoming a homebody by exploring the great indoors.
9. Determined to be more indecisive this year.
10. Embracing the concept of organized chaos.
11. Avoiding stress by being an overthinker.
12. Resolving to be more flexible, unless it requires effort.
13. Becoming a night owl with an early bird bedtime.
14. Making an effort to be effortlessly fashionable.
15. Being more outgoing by staying in.
16. Resolving to embrace my introverted extrovert side.
17. Planning on unplanned adventures.
18. Starting a “Do less, accomplish more” club.
19. Learning to do everything at a leisurely pace… eventually.
20. Resolving to be less spontaneous in my decision to be more spontaneous.
Reveling with Recursion (New Year Puns)
1. I wanted to make a resolution to eat healthier this year. So I started eating more salads on New Year’s Day. I guess you could say I tossed my way into a healthier future!
2. People always say you should start the year off on the right foot, but what if I prefer starting it off on the left? Can I still move forward?
3. If you have a midnight snack on New Year’s Eve, does it cancel out your New Year’s resolutions? Asking for a friend.
4. My resolution this year was to watch less TV. I guess you could say I’ve been a real screen saver!
5. They say hindsight is 20/20, but after this crazy year, I’m not so sure.
6. My resolution this year was to be more punctual. I guess you could say I’ll have to find a way to tick-tock my way to success!
7. Opening a new calendar can be so refreshing. It’s like turning over a new leaf, one page at a time.
8. I tried to lose weight this year by stepping on the scale, but I think I broke it. Looks like I’ll have to weigh my options for a new one!
9. I asked my mirror who the most motivated person of the year was, and it pointed straight at me! Looks like I’m starting off on the right reflection!
10. I thought about making a resolution to read more books this year, but it’s a real page-turner trying to find the time!
11. I’m so dedicated to my resolutions this year that I made a calendar out of my to-do lists. Talk about staying on track!
12. My resolution this year was to be more organized. So far, I’ve color-coded my closet and labeled all my pantry items. It’s like I’m living in my own file system!
13. I’m trying to be more spontaneous this year, but I’m having a hard time planning for it.
14. My resolution was to embrace positivity, so I decided to hang a mirror in my office. Now, I’m surrounded by my own reflections of happiness!
15. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so this year, I’m aiming for a thousand smiles!
16. I wanted to start the year off on the right note, but I accidentally grabbed the wrong sheet music. Looks like it’ll be a major adjustment!
17. They say laughter is the best medicine, so this year, I’m planning on overdosing on humor!
18. I tried to drink more water this year, but my resolution quickly went down the drain.
19. My resolution was to learn a new language, but I’m feeling a bit tongue-tied. Looks like I’ll have to start with baby steps and learn a word or two first!
20. This year, I’m going to level up my fitness routine. So instead of just sweating, I’ll be perspiring to greatness!
Poppin’ Off with Punny Cliches: New Year Edition
1. I asked my dad if he had any New Year’s resolutions, and he said, “I’m just gonna wing it!
2. My friend wants to start a fitness journey in the new year, but she’s not sure if she’ll stick with it. I told her, “Don’t worry, just flex your commitment muscles!”
3. My sister wants to quit her job and become a baker. I told her, “That’s a piece of cake!”
4. I made a resolution to stop eating junk food, but then I realized, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too… unless it’s a carrot cake!”
5. My friend resolved to travel more, and I said, “You’ve got the world at your feet!”
6. I tried to turn my life around this new year, but it felt like a revolving door.
7. My grandma wanted to start her own baking business in the new year, so I told her, “You’re one smart cookie!
8. I told my friend, “Don’t worry, new year, new me – I’m gonna be on a roll!”
9. My cousin wanted to spend less time on social media, so I said, “Why don’t you go offline and find your inner scroll?”
10. My coworker wanted to get fit in the new year, and I advised him, “Don’t sweat it, you can work out your go-pulse!”
11. My mom wanted to try a new hobby, and I said, “Go ahead and dip your toes in, you might find a hidden talent!
12. My neighbor wants to declutter her house, and I said, “That’s a tidy resolution!”
13. My best friend promised to be more organized, so I told her, “You’re on the right track, just put your life on skip!”
14. My uncle resolved to start eating healthier, so I said, “Time to turn over a new leaf and kale it!
15. I tried to start fresh in the new year, but it felt like I was just spinning my wheels.
16. My roommate wants to save money, and I told her, “You’re a calculator away from financial success!”
17. My dad said he wants to improve his cooking skills, and I said, “Just spice up your life!”
18. My colleague wants to learn a musical instrument, and I said, “You’re gonna rock life’s rhythm!”
19. My cousin wants to start writing a book, and I said, “You’ve got the plot in your palm!
20. My friend said he wants to be more positive, and I advised him, “Put on some rose-colored glasses, you’ll see the bright side!
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