Looking for some pun-derful humor that’ll take you to the garbage side of comedy? Look no further than these 200+ trash puns! From garbage cans to landfills, these puns will have you laughing until the trash truck comes! We’ve compiled the funniest puns that relate to trash and garbage, so whether you’re a waste management professional or just love a good pun, this list is for you. Let’s get trashed and dive into the pun-tastic world of trash humor!
Waste No Time Laughing: Trash Puns Galore! (Editors Pick)
1. I’m not a garbage collector, I’m a trash connoisseur.
2. That joke was trash, but I refuse to recycle it.
3. The only thing worse than a pile of trash is a pile of trash puns.
4. Don’t litter, it’s just not waste the risk.
5. My trash talk game is garbage.
6. Why did the garbage truck break down? Because it had too much junk in its trunk.
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the garbage can.
8. What do you call a snowman made of trash? A landfill frost.
9. Why did the banana peel? Because it wanted to become trash.
10. I refuse to let my puns go to waste.
11. Trash-talking is my second language.
12. Putting a smile on my face is like taking out the trash; it’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it.
13. Let’s get trashed tonight!
14. I don’t always tell trash jokes, but when I do, garbage everyone.
15. Why can you never trust garbage? Because it’s always talking trash about others.
16. I don’t always recycle, but when I do, I make sure to separate the cans from the cant’s.
17. What do you call a sandwich that’s been littered? A sub-terrainian.
18. Reduce, reuse, recycle, and refuse to let bad puns go in the trash.
19. What do you call it when trash goes to college? Garbage U.
20. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised, like she didn’t know it was a trash-aim.
Trashing The Competition (One-Liner Puns)
1. I’m not saying I’m trash, but my birth certificate is just a receipt from the garbage dump.
2. Trash pandas are adorable, but they’ll still steal your garbage.
3. The only thing worse than taking out the trash is forgetting to take out the trash.
4. Let’s talk trash…literally.
5. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, but it’s still trash.
6. Why did the trash can get bullied? Because it was garbage.
7. Taking out the trash makes me feel like a garbage man…or woman.
8. I need to take out the trash before it becomes sentient.
9. My neighbor’s trash talk is really starting to stink.
10. I can’t think of any more trash puns, I’m just going to recycle some old ones.
11. I threw a boomerang in the trash once. I guess it was just garbage.
12. Can you hear the garbage truck? It’s making a waste band.
13. I was feeling trashy, so I went to the dump.
14. Even the trash cans have better style than I do.
15. I’m not sure why people think cling wrap belongs in the trash – it sticks around for so long.
16. How do you know if your boyfriend is trash? He keeps taking out other girls.
17. Why did the tomato refuse to be thrown in the trash? Because it wanted to be composted.
18. The garbage truck is like a parade, just without all the colorful floats.
19. Before you throw out that banana peel, just remember – someone might slip on it and make a great pun about it later.
20. There’s no such thing as a free lunch, but there is such thing as free trash.
Trash Talk (Question-and-Answer Puns)
1. What do you call a pirate’s trash? Garrrrbage.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the garbage truck coming.
3. What do you get when you mix a bee and garbage? Stingy garbage.
4. Why did the garbage truck break down? It had too much junk in the trunk.
5. What do you call a pile of cat litter? A meowtain of trash.
6. Why did the garbage dump go to the doctor? Because it was feeling landfill.
7. What do you call it when a garbage truck plays music? A trashy DJ.
8. What do you call a snobbish garbage collector? Rubbish royalty.
9. Why did the garbage man quit his job? He was just wasting his life.
10. What’s the neighborly way of dealing with your trash? Bin a good neighbor.
11. Why don’t garbage cans ever make friends? They’re too rubbish with people.
12. Why did the garbage truck driver get lost? He didn’t have an atlas or maps of trash written.
13. What do you call it when you reuse a disposable cup? A trash-to-treasure project.
14. Why did the trash can start to cry? It was feeling a little wasteful.
15. What do you call it when a garbage bag gets too hot in the sun? It’s trash-sweating!
16. Why did the trash feel left out of the party? The garbage bags didn’t want to mingle.
17. What do you call a broken garbage truck? A dump truck that couldn’t dump it.
18. Why did the robot have a trash can for a head? It wanted to be a bin-thropologist!
19. What do you get when you mix a skunk and a garbage truck? Stinky hauler.
20. What do you call a garbage bag with a PhD in economics? Wastage management.
Garbage Day, More Like Pun Day! (Double Entendre Puns with Trash Puns)
1. The trash collector told me his job was rubbish.
2. I took out the trash but accidentally threw away my ex’s phone number, looks like I’ll have to start over!
3. Did you hear about the garbage bin that fell in love? It was a trash-mance.
4. Don’t worry if you miss the garbage pickup, it’s not the end of the world. Trash happens.
5. I’m not sure if I should recycle this joke, it might just be a bit trashy.
6. The trash talking basketball player ended up getting sidelined.
7. Why did the garbage can break up with the trash can? He was too clingy.
8. The trashy reality show was full of garbage personalities.
9. When the garbage pile was taller than me, I realized I had reached new heights of trash.
10. I don’t believe in throwing people away, but some people are just trash.
11. My friends and I started a garage band, but we only sang about garbage. You could say we were trashy musicians.
12. She left me because I wouldn’t take out the trash, guess I wasn’t worth keeping.
13. When the trash can’t hold any more, it’s time to take out the trash or get buried in it.
14. The terrible comedian was just throwing out trash jokes all night.
15. Though my partner is a bit of a trash panda, I still think he’s a keeper.
16. The garbage truck drivers formed a trash-tastic union.
17. My boss said to stop being so trashy at work, but I told him it was just my garbage personality.
18. The garbage man told me I’m the trashiest person he’s ever met, I don’t know if I should be offended or proud.
19. Every time I try to take out the trash, my dog thinks I’m bringing him a present.
20. My wife and I both think the other is a bit trashy, but at least we’re on the same refuse-cycle.
Trash Talk: Pun-tastic Idioms on Garbage and Recycling
1. I was going to make a garbage joke, but it’s already bin done.
2. Truth is like trash: put it in a well-sealed bag and take it out regularly.
3. I’m on trash duty today, but it’s not too bad–it keeps me bin shape.
4. I need to take out the trash, but it can wait–I’m in no rushin’.
5. I have to go through my emails–I just cleaned out my inbox and it felt like a real trash can.
6. We’ve got a great waste management system–we really know how to can handle things here.
7. Is it just me or does taking out the trash always feel like a rubbish experience?
8. Cleaning up is like trash art–there’s beauty in the bin.
9. I don’t always make trash jokes, but when I do, they’re usually landfill.
10. I take out the trash almost every day–it’s like a daily chore-a-scope.
11. They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, but I just think it’s all a load of garbage.
12. Sorry I can’t take out the trash today–I’m stuck in garbage time.
13. The key to a good trash pun is to make sure it’s properly bagged.
14. I’ve got a real talent for taking out the trash–I’ve been garbage it my whole life.
15. When I was young, I used to think picking up litter was a joke–now I realize it’s really no laughing trash.
16. I’m the king of trash puns–I reign supreme in the garbage world.
17. I can’t find the right words to express my love for garbage–I guess I’m just trash-continentally challenged.
18. I try to live a zero-waste lifestyle, but sometimes I just need to throw my hands up in the air and say, “trash happens.
19. My wife tells me I have too many garbage puns, but I take refuse to stop.
20. Cleaning up the environment is like taking out the trash–it’s a team bin-fort.
Waste not, Pun a Lot! (Trash Puns Juxtaposed)
1. I have a Ph.D. in garbage collection, but my parents still think I’m wasting my life.
2. My trash-talking game is unbeatable.
3. The garbage man asked me if I wanted to take out the trash, and I said, “Nah, I’m already out.”
4. Some people say that garbage trucks are a waste of space, but I think they’re rubbish.
5. I told my friend I was starting a business collecting scraps of paper, and she said, “That sounds like a waste of paper.”
6. My garbage bin is always full, but my wallet is always empty.
7. The best way to find treasure is to look through someone else’s junk.
8. I made a sculpture out of garbage, but it was just trash-terpiece.
9. My wife asked me to take out the trash, but I replied, “I’m already a piece of garbage, what more do you want?”
10. I tried to organize my garbage, but it was just a hot mess.
11. My ex-boyfriend was such a trash-talker, I had to dump him.
12. I thought I could get away with littering, but the garbage police caught me red-handed.
13. My trash can is so full, it’s starting to overflow with garbage-eousness.
14. I went dumpster diving last night and found a diamond in the rough.
15. My husband is a trashy cook, but I still love him.
16. I saw a seagull eating out of the trash and said, “Gross, what a litter critter!
17. I don’t recycle because I believe in creating immortal landfills.
18. I tried to dispose of my old TV, but the garbage man said, “We don’t take liabilities.
19. I turned my trash into treasure and opened my own garbage art gallery.
20. I’m trying to reduce my waste, but it’s such a garbage fire.
Dumpster Divas (Trash Puns)
1. Garbaj Mahal (Taj Mahal)
2. Refuse R Us (Toys R Us)
3. Waste Land (Disneyland)
4. Dumpster Donalds (Donalds Trump)
5. Litter League (Major League)
6. Junk-in-Box (Jack-in-Box)
7. Rubbish Rumble (Royal Rumble)
8. Trash Talk Cafe (Coffee Cafe)
9. Dump-doors (Home Depot)
10. Waste Coast (Space Coast)
11. Rubbish Yoga (Hot Yoga)
12. Junky Doodle (Dunkin’ Donuts)
13. Trash Gordon (Flash Gordon)
14. Curb Appeal (Herb Appeal)
15. Litter-ally (Literally)
16. Garbage Geeks (Silicon Geeks)
17. Trunkin’ Junk (Punkin’ Chunkin’)
18. Clutter Club (Country Club)
19. Dumpster Divers (Scuba Divers)
20. Garbage Glam (Hollywood Glam)
Trash Talk: Pun-filled Spoonerisms to Make You Laugh and Groan
1. Cash rash
2. Litter jitters
3. Dumpster jumper
4. Garbage savages
5. Trash bash
6. Junk funk
7. Waste haste
8. Rubbish hubbub
9. Scrub hub
10. Junk funk
11. Trashy classy
12. Dump pump
13. Lousy mousy
14. Slag bag
15. Junk trunk
16. Grime time
17. Dump slump
18. Trashy flashy
19. Filth tilt
20. Sludge drudge
Trashing the Opinion with Tom Swifties (Trash Pun Edition)
1. “I’m taking out the trash,” Tom said, garbage-ously.
2. “This dumpster is disgusting,” Tom said, trashing it.
3. “I’m feeling a little queasy,” Tom said, trashingly.
4. “Dumpster diving is my favorite hobby,” Tom said, trash-findingly.
5. “I love recycling,” Tom said, trash-cyclingly.
6. “That joke was rubbish,” Tom said, trash-talkingly.
7. “I’m feeling trashy today,” Tom said, junkily.
8. “I’m the king of garbage,” Tom said, trash-royally.
9. “I can’t believe he threw that away,” Tom said, trash-surprisedly.
10. “The landfill smells terrible,” Tom said, trash-stinkingly.
11. “I’m feeling down in the dumps,” Tom said, trash-depressingly.
12. “I’ll take care of the trash,” Tom said, rubbishiously.
13. “I’m not a fan of littering,” Tom said, trash-dislikingly.
14. “I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed,” Tom said, trash-onatedly.
15. “This waste management system is impressive,” Tom said, trash-impressedly.
16. “I think someone needs to clean the alley behind the house,” Tom said, trashily.
17. I had the weirdest dream about a garbage truck last night,” Tom said, trash-dreamingly.
18. “I know my trash bags won’t rip,” Tom said, garbage-baggingly.
19. “Taking out the trash is a stinky job, but someone has to do it,” Tom said, trash-heroically.
20. I think I need to take a shower after cleaning up all that garbage,” Tom said, trashily.
Garbage Gold: Oxymoronic Puns on Trash
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Recursive Garbage (Trash Puns)
1. Why did the trash cart cross the road? To get to the other sidewalk.
2. I refuse to believe that my garbage is useless. After all, one man’s trash is another man’s dump.
3. To crush a soda can, just give it your can-do attitude.
4. I accidentally threw my sandwich away with my trash, but I’ll never waste another lunch.
5. If you want to be a successful garbage man, you need a lot of junk in your trunk.
6. My friend told me to take out the trash, but I didn’t want to garbage his intentions.
7. When my shoes get old, I don’t throw them away. I just put them on sneaker island.
8. Why did the garbage collector quit? He refused to be taken for junk.
9. I always forget to take out the trash, but at least I’m never waste-ing my time.
10. My garbage disposal stopped working, but I refuse to let it grind me down.
11. I tried to take my trash to the dump, but I lost track and litter-ally couldn’t find it.
12. My neighbor’s trash can keeps tipping over. It’s a real garbage tumbler.
13. Why did the garbage can reject the garbage truck’s advances? He was too much of a garbage player.
14. I don’t know why people complain so much about trash pickup. I think it’s a pretty can-do job.
15. My girlfriend dumped me because I never took out the trash. It’s okay though, I can still recycle the relationship.
16. Why did the paper bag go to the trash can? Because it was feeling single-ply.
17. I realized that my garbage was coming between me and my happiness, so I took out the bin and started anew.
18. I always forget to pack a trash bag for my road trip, but it’s okay. I can always just dump my problems along the way.
19. Why did the garbage man win the marathon? He was trash-talking the whole time.
20. I tried to recycle my old pencils, but they were just too sharp for the recycling center to handle.
Trashing the Competition with Trash Puns (Puns on Trash)
1. “I’m just trashin’ around.”
2. “One person’s trash is another person’s treasure, unless it’s stinky garbage.”
3. “Out with the old trash, in with the new.”
4. “I’ve hit rock trash bottom.”
5. “Taking out the trash is a garbage-eous chore.”
6. “I’m garbage at organizing my trash.”
7. “They say cleanliness is next to godliness, but I prefer being a little trashy.”
8. “Trash talkin’ never got anyone anywhere.”
9. “I’m just a trash collector, not a miracle worker.”
10. “Don’t let the garbage get ya down.”
11. “Waste not, want not, unless it’s actual waste.”
12. “That idea was trash from the start.”
13. “I’m so sick of these landfill cliches.”
14. “She was a real garbage diva.”
15. “I threw away my problems, but they found their way back to me.”
16. “Rubbish doesn’t take the day off.”
17. “I’m in trash heaven right now.”
18. “The trash never sleeps, but sometimes I wish I could.”
19. “Reduce, reuse, and recycle, or just keep piling up the trash.”
20. “I’m stuck between a rock and a landfill.”
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