Looking for a way to make everyone laugh, even on a deserted island? Look no further than these hilarious Survivor puns! Whether you’re a fan of the show or just love a good play on words, these puns will have you outlasting, outwitting, and outplaying your friends’ sense of humor. From clever quips about immunity idols to puns about the infamous “tribal council,” these jokes will have you feeling like a true Survivor champion. So sit back and get ready to laugh your way to the top with over 200 puns that are sure to keep you entertained both on and off the island. Let’s dive in and get ready to outwit, outlast, and outplay your funny bone!
Surviving with Laughter (Editors Pick)
1. “I’d have to be on a deserted island to escape these survivor puns.”
2. I’m not good at surviving in the wild, but I’m great at surviving dad jokes like these.
3. Surviving in the wilderness is intense, but it’s nothing compared to surviving a Monday morning at work.
4. I tried to survive on a diet of alphabet soup. I had a vowel movement.”
5. “I thought about entering a Survivor competition, but I’m too afraid of being voted off the island.”
6. “I tried to build a fire with two sticks once, but it was in-tents.”
7. I’m not sure how to feel about Survivor; on one hand, it’s intense, but on the other, it’s in-tents.
8. I recently watched a Survivor marathon; it was a real tribal-lation.
9. “I survived a trip through the desert once, but it was no picnic.”
10. “Did you hear about the guy who survived a bear attack? He’s been trying to hiber-nate ever since.”
11. “I’m not sure why people keep trying to survive on deserted islands. It’s not like there’s a ton of options for takeout.”
12. “I told a joke about Survivor, but it was a real fire-starter.”
13. I’m convinced that Survivor contestants have the ultimate workout plan; they’re always running for their lives.
14. “Surviving on a deserted island is like Tinder in real life; you have to learn how to make a spark.”
15. “Surviving in the wilderness is tough, but it boosts your ability to set goals. I had a real camp-aign going on.”
16. I tried to survive on a vegan diet, but it was grilling me.
17. Surviving in the wild is like playing Russian Roulette; you never know when you’ll get bitten by the wrong snake.
18. “I’ve survived nine seasons of Survivor, so I think it’s safe to say I’m a tribal expert.”
19. Surviving on a deserted island is just like living in New York City; it’s essentially survival of the fittest.
20. “I tried to build a shelter in the wilderness, but I wasn’t prepared for all the lumber-jacks.”
Surviving with Smiles (One-liner Puns for Survivors)
1. I was stranded on a deserted island for months, but I’m still a reel survivor.
2. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
3. When you’re stranded on a deserted island, every day is a sun-day.
4. What do you call a group of people stranded at sea? A crew-ish survival.
5. Getting your hands dirty in a survival situation is really a branch of knowledge.
6. What do you call a survivor who loves to dance? A survivor of the fittest.
7. I was able to survive a hurricane by keeping my cool and staying grounded.
8. Why did the survivor refuse to eat the chicken on the deserted island? She thought it was fowl play.
9. If at first you don’t survive, try, try again.
10. Plants surviving on their own is rooted in natural selection.
11. What do you call it when a survivor finds a valuable resource? Ser-survival.
12. A true survivor knows that adversity is just a stepping stone.
13. It’s all fun and games until someone has to start a fire for survival.
14. What’s the difference between a survivor and a victim? Attitude.
15. Never underestimate the power of survival instincts.
16. Why did the survivor refuse to eat the mushrooms on the deserted island? It seemed like a fungi to me.
17. What do you call a survivor who knows how to navigate by the stars? A star-survivor.
18. The key to survival on a deserted island is to stay current on all the latest knot-tying techniques.
19. A good survival kit can really be a life raft.
20. The only thing harder than surviving in the wilderness is trying to explain to your employer why you were late.
Pun-derful Survivors (Question-and-Answer Puns)
1. What did the cannibal say about the Survivor TV show? “I love it, it’s a real buffet!”
2. What do you call a Survivor contestant who wins by a landslide? “Mudslide survivor!”
3. Why did the Survivor contestant cross the road? To get to the merge tribe!
4. Why did the Survivor contestant get voted off the island even though they had a lot of firewood? Because they couldn’t make any sparks!
5. Why did the Survivor contestant refuse to eat the fruit on the island? Because it was the forbidden fruit!
6. Why did the Survivor contestant get voted out of the tribe for being a comedian? Because their jokes were too in-tents!
7. What do you call a Survivor episode that takes place in the Arctic? “Survivor: Brrr!”
8. Why did the Survivor contestant get attacked by a lion? Because they were too much of a ‘trib-al’ leader!
9. What did the Survivor contestant say when they found out they were on the same tribe as a clown? “This is going to be com-pe-tents!”
10. Why did the Survivor contestant always run away from the camera crew? Because they wanted to ‘outwit, outplay, out-hide!’
11. Why did the Survivor contestant refuse to eat the rice on the island? Because it was ‘the bad batch’!
12. Why did the Survivor contestant give up their immunity idol? Because they wanted to be ‘Jeff’s pick of the week’!
13. What did the Survivor contestant say when they saw a mermaid on the island? “I sea you, but can you sea me winning this game?”
14. Why did the Survivor contestant get banned from the island’s hospital? Because they always gave ‘trib-al donations’!
15. What did the Survivor contestant say when they saw a spider on their shelter? “I’m not scared, I have survivor-hides!”
16. Why did the Survivor contestant always take their idol to bed with them? “To make sure they were Immunity-protected!”
17. Why did the Survivor contestant refuse to eat the meat on the island? Because they were a vegetarian and wanted to keep their tribal roots!
18. What did the Survivor contestant say when they found out they were on the same team as their ex? “Looks like I’m about to out-play my ex-ties!”
19. Why did the Survivor contestant always get up early? Because they wanted to ‘out-risE’ the competition!
20. Why did the Survivor contestant refuse to take a shower while on the island? “Because the dirt is my camouflage for the game!”
Outwit, Outpun, Outlast: Survivor Puns (Double Entendre Fun)
1. It’s hard to be a survivor after eating too much dessert, it’s quite a cake walk.
2. Being a survivor of a natural disaster is tough, but it’s a breeze when you stay calm.
3. The island tribe of survivors was shocked to find out their new mate had a hidden agenda.
4. When the contestants were stranded, they learned how to survive on a wing and a prayer.
5. The survivor had to resort to using their bare hands in order to build a shelter.
6. After the storm, the survivors noticed that they were the only ones left standing.
7. No one anticipated a tie when the survivors were competing for immunity.
8. They say time heals all wounds, but the survivors knew that wasn’t true when they had to remove their own stitches.
9. The tribes were very competitive, but the survivors always knew how to deal with the heat of the moment.
10. When the tribe was in need, the survivor stepped up to the plate and provided shelter.
11. It wasn’t easy to provide for the tribe, but the survivor always managed to dish out enough to go around.
12. The tribe was shocked when the survivor revealed they had a secret supply of firewood.
13. The survivor knew how to play dirty in order to stay in the game.
14. When the tribes merged, the survivors had to learn how to adapt to new situations.
15. The survivors were forced to trust one another in order to survive the jungle.
16. The tribe was grateful to the survivor when they discovered a source of fresh water.
17. The survivor was known for being slippery when it came to avoiding elimination.
18. When the going gets tough, the survivors get tougher.
19. The survivor knew how to make the most out of a pile of rubble.
20. The tribe was awed when the survivor completed the challenge with flying colors.
Surviving the Pun-ocalypse (Survivor Puns in Idioms)
1. I’m a survivor, I won’t be Dwayne.
2. She’s a survivor, she’s not going down without a fight.
3. He’s a survivor, he knows how to roll with the punches.
4. We’re survivors, we’ll weather the storm.
5. They’re survivors, they’ve been through the wringer.
6. She’s a survivor, she’s been to hell and back.
7. He’s a survivor, he’s always bouncing back.
8. We’re survivors, we’re not easily taken down.
9. They’re survivors, they know how to stay afloat.
10. She’s a survivor, she knows how to make a splash.
11. He’s a survivor, he’s not one to throw in the towel.
12. We’re survivors, we’ll make it through the fire.
13. They’re survivors, they’ve got the grit to make it happen.
14. She’s a survivor, she knows how to dig deep and keep going.
15. He’s a survivor, he’s not one to back down.
16. We’re survivors, we’ll rise from the ashes.
17. They’re survivors, they’ve got the strength to keep going.
18. She’s a survivor, she’s got the drive to succeed.
19. He’s a survivor, he’s always on the up and up.
20. We’re survivors, we’ll keep our heads above water.
Survive and Thrive (Pun Juxtaposition) with Survivor Puns
1. I tried to become a professional escape artist, but I only survived for a few seconds.
2. The camping trip was intense, but luckily, we all made it out alive.
3. It’s amazing how the strong survive, I mean, just look at the cockroaches.
4. They fired me from the lifeboat manufacturing factory for not being a survivor.
5. As a survivor of a plane crash, I don’t think I’ll ever take flying for granted again.
6. I almost died laughing at that joke, but I’m a survivor.
7. The survivor of the bear attack always thought of himself as having “claws for concern”.
8. I knew I would be a survivor of the zombie apocalypse because I was already dead inside.
9. After hiking for 10 hours straight, I knew I was a survivor.
10. No one said it would be easy, but surviving a haunted house was a whole new level of difficult.
11. The winner of the survival competition was a real survivor of the fitest.
12. I thought surviving a marathon would be impossible, but I just put one foot in front of the other and made it to the finish line.
13. As a survivor of the Great Depression, my grandma always reminded me of the importance of saving money.
14. After battling cancer, I emerged a true survivor.
15. The only reason the scarecrow was a survivor was because he was out-standing in his field.
16. Against all odds, the shipwrecked sailor became a survivor of the seven seas.
17. Surviving a shark attack was a fin-tastic achievement.
18. After all the danger, drama, and chaos, the last person standing was the ultimate survivor.
19. Who knew that my obsession with hoarding canned goods would one day make me a post-apocalyptic survivor?
20. My friend told me I had survived about a dozen close calls. I told him he was exaggerating – it was definitely at least baker’s dozen.
Survivor Shenanigans (Puns in Survivor Names)
1. Out-live Tyler
2. Endurance Adrienne
3. Vital Vera
4. Prevail Paul
5. Lasting Lila
6. Persistent Pete
7. Resilient Ross
8. Durable Dawn
9. Tenacious Tina
10. Stamina Stan
11. Tough Tasha
12. Survivor Sam
13. Indestructible Iris
14. Robust Rachel
15. Unbreakable Ursula
16. Survivalist Steve
17. Grizzled Glen
18. Everlasting Evan
19. Brave Brian
20. Hardy Harry
Surviving Spoonerisms: Punny Puns with a Twist
1. I’ll liver give up!
2. Tennis Survivors
3. “A real cone quitter”
4. “Never lose hopportunity”
5. “Stress Taytay”
6. “Boat prop to the rescue”
7. “Live liver live”
8. “Kill and stay alive”
9. “Seize the conch shell”
10. “Don’t paper curler”
11. “I’m no quid stumper”
12. “I sail the storm, safe and sound”
13. “Huge achievement, toadally”
14. “Don’t fumble, be a chiver”
15. “Instant winner, tip top shape”
16. “Don’t grow weary, eyes on the perimeter”
17. “Survive and strive for greatness”
18. “Survival of the fittest, furry friend edition”
19. “Comfortably serveived”
20. “In the end, strength from within prevails”
Survive in Style: Tom Swifties on Survivor Puns
1. “I can’t believe I’m the only one who survived,” said Tom solo.
2. “I won’t give up on surviving,” said Tom steadfastly.
3. “I survived the shipwreck, but now I’m all alone,” said Tom desolately.
4. I managed to survive by hiding in a cave,” said Tom cavelierly.
5. I’m a true survivor,” said Tom with gritted teeth.
6. “I’m so glad to be alive,” said Tom animatedly.
7. “I’m the last one standing,” said Tom undauntedly.
8. “I’m the survivor of multiple disasters,” said Tom ominously.
9. “I survived a bear attack,” said Tom grizzly.
10. “I have a never-say-die attitude,” said Tom unflinchingly.
11. “I’m like a cat with nine lives,” said Tom felinely.
12. “I’m the only one who made it out alive,” said Tom resolutely.
13. “I may have suffered injuries, but I’m still here,” said Tom painfully.
14. I’m a survivor, like the Destiny’s Child song,” said Tom melodiously.
15. I’m the lone wolf that survived the pack,” said Tom wolfishly.
16. “I was the last one left standing in the game of survival,” said Tom victoriously.
17. “I have a special set of skills for survival,” said Tom skillfully.
18. “I’m the one who came out on top,” said Tom triumphantly.
19. “I know how to survive against the odds,” said Tom cunningly.
20. I’m alive and kicking,” said Tom heartily.
Surviving Wordplay: Oxymoronic Puns on Surviving and Thriving
1. The survivor winner is the last man standing, but also has to work well in a team.
2. Only those who know how to swim survive the sinking ship.
3. Eating your vegetables is the key to survivorship.
4. The only way to survive in the game is to not play it safe.
5. The survivor contestants had to stay in the sun for so long, they ended up with a frozen tan.
6. The only reason I’m a survivor is because I never give up and always retreat.
7. The strongest survivor is the one who knows when to be vulnerable.
8. The best way to survive is to always be on the edge of calamity.
9. The winner of Survivor is the last one remaining, but they have to be relatable to the jury.
10. To survive in the wild, you need to have a lot of experience and no experience at the same time.
11. Being a survivor requires being selfish yet selfless at the same time.
12. A true survivor knows how to preserve their energy and expend their resources.
13. Making it to the end of the game requires a combination of luck and skill, but mostly luck.
14. The most successful survivors are the ones who know how to fail gracefully and rise again.
15. Surviving in the jungle involves a lot of teamwork and no teamwork at all.
16. The best way to survive a bear attack is to curl up into a ball and scream loudly, your odds of survival are 50/50.
17. Survivor is a game where the strongest always make it to the finish line, unless they don’t.
18. To survive in the game, every contestant had to be both a follower and a leader.
19. The prize of survivor is running off with a million, but the punishment is having to pay tax on it.
20. The winners of survivor are the ones who can organize chaos and somehow make it seem easy.
Surviving the Laughter with Recursive Survivor Puns
1. I was stuck on a deserted island with a professional poker player. He was a real survivor-holdem.
2. I heard a really good joke about shipwreck survivors. Too bad it’s sunk in.
3. Did you hear about the guy who was stranded in the forest? He was ready to survivor-gin’ it.
4. We were stuck on a deserted island with a martial artist. He was definitely a survivor-round fighter.
5. I told a joke about castaways the other day. It was a real survivor-jest.
6. I was stranded in a desert with a chemist once. I guess you could say he was a survivor-chemist.
7. I was stuck on a deserted island with an accountant. He was a real survivor-number cruncher.
8. I heard a great joke about being lost at sea. Too bad it’s survivor-overboard.
9. I was stranded in the wilderness with a magician once. He was able to survivor-pose his way out.
10. I told a joke about being lost in a jungle the other day. It was a real survivor-roar.
11. I was stuck on a deserted island with a doctor. He was definitely a survivor-medic.
12. I heard a really funny joke about shipwrecked sailors. Too bad it’s gone survivor-overboard.
13. I was stranded in a desert with a climatologist. He was a real survivor-weatherman.
14. I told a joke about surviving a zombie apocalypse once. It was a real survivor-gruesome tale.
15. I was stuck on a deserted island with a drummer. He was definitely a survivor-stickman.
16. I heard a great joke about being lost in the arctic. Too bad it’s gone survivor-cold.
17. I was stranded in the wilderness with a survivalist once. He really knew how to survivor-thrive.
18. I told a joke about being lost in the mountains the other day. It was a real survivor-peak.
19. I was stuck on a deserted island with a fisherman. He was a real survivor-cast master.
20. I heard a really funny joke about surviving a tornado. Too bad it’s gone survivor-twister.
Surviving the Pun-ditry: Clichés Reimagined for Survivors
1. Every tree has survived a few storms, but only a resilient few have weathered them all.
2. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, but sometimes you just have to be the top dog.
3. When life gives you lemons, use them to make a campfire and roast some marshmallows.
4. When the going gets tough, the tough go Survivor-mode.
5. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, but always have an exit plan in case of an emergency.
6. If at first, you don’t succeed, try again… or just wait for the other players to eliminate each other.
7. When the chips are down, it’s time to start playing the game.
8. Rome wasn’t built in a day, so don’t count on surviving in just one episode.
9. The early bird may catch the worm, but the late-night strategizers catch the immunity idol.
10. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can try your best to keep your alliances strong.
11. A penny saved is a penny earned, and every penny counts when you’re on an island trying to survive.
12. The bigger they are, the harder they fall… but sometimes the smallest player can outwit them all.
13. You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a Survivor contestant by their strategic move in tribal council.
14. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drink…unless they’re competing in a reward challenge.
15. It’s not about the size of the dog in the fight, it’s about the size of the fire the dog can create.
16. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, but definitely put all your fire-making materials in one place.
17. The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the silent strategist wins the game.
18. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a new Survivor castaway how to blindside their alliance member.
19. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, but what makes you stronger is winning the immunity necklace.
20. Slow and steady wins the race, but only if you’re not voted out at tribal council.
In the game of Survivor, it’s all about outlasting, outwitting, and outplaying your opponents. But in the game of puns, it’s all about making people laugh. We hope these 200+ hilarious Survivor puns have brought a smile to your face and maybe even helped you survive a tough day. Don’t forget to check out other puns on our website and thank you for taking the time to visit us!
