Soup’s on! And so are the laughs with these 200+ savory soup puns that will have you ladling out the chuckles. Whether you’re a chicken noodle or a vegan vegetable, these wordplays are sure to stir up your appetite for humor. From silly spoonerisms to cheesy broth jokes, this hearty collection has something for everyone. So grab a bowl and start slurping up these hilarious and heartwarming puns that are souper satisfying. Bon appétit! And don’t forget to share these soup puns with your friends – they’ll be bowled over with laughter.
Soup-er puns to slurp up (Editors Pick)
1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2. Why don’t lobsters share their soup? Because they’re shellfish!
3. I’m reading a book on the history of soup. It’s pretty souper!
4. What do you get when you cross a soup and a snowman? Frosty chow!
5. Wanna hear a joke about sodium? Na.
6. What is a soup’s favorite type of sandwich? A dip sandwich!
7. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
8. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
10. I ate a clock yesterday, it was time consuming.
11. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumbly.
12. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
13. What do you call a fake rice soup? An imporridge.
14. Have you heard about that new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve.
15. What do you call soup that has been contaminated by a dictionary? Alphabet soup!
16. How does a penguin make soup? With a bird boiler.
17. Why did Batman pour his soup into a blender? He wanted to make Gotham City!
18. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
19. How do you make a pumpkin soup? You cook the hell out of it!
20. I don’t trust people who make soup. They’re always up to something.
Souper Funny One-Liners (Soup Puns Galore)
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. I’ve got a split pea-sonality.
3. I found a bone in my chicken soup. I guess you could say it was souper natural!
4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
5. I love soup, especially the alphabet kind. It’s so comforting and reassuring.
6. I was going to make a vegetable soup, but then I got cold feet.
7. I hate it when there’s just a thyme left in the soup pot. It’s such a basil disaster.
8. I don’t always drink soup, but when I do, I prefer a consommé-er.
9. I can’t eat chicken noodle soup anymore. It’s become debased and diluted by all the imposters out there.
10. Soup isn’t just food, it’s an emotional experience.
11. Do you think we carrot alone on Valentine’s Day?
12. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the soup? Because it ran out of juice.
13. I don’t trust people who don’t like soup. It’s just not soup-herb.
14. I burnt my tongue on soup today. It was worth every slurp.
15. I’m starting to feel kind of souper hero-ish after the soup I had for lunch.
16. I made some alphabet soup today, but I couldn’t find any L-O-V-E.
17. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
18. I’m not feeling soup-er, can I have some chicken noodle soup please?
19. I always have a can of alphabet soup on hand in case I need to spell things out.
20. I made turtle soup for my vegan friend, he said it tasted reptile-ish.
Souper Fun (Question-and-Answer Puns About Soup)
1. What do you call an exploding can of soup? A Campbell-grenade!
2. Why did the chicken noodle soup cross the road? To get to the other broth-side!
3. What did the tomato say to the spoon? It’s been souper meeting you!
4. What do you call a sad bowl of soup? A low-simmer mood!
5. What do you call soup that’s been stolen? Robin Stew-wood!
6. What did one bowl of soup say to the other? We make a great soup-per pair!
7. Why did the soup go to the psychiatrist? It had a split pea!
8. What do you call a snake made of soup? A tomato-conda!
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
10. How do you make a frog’s car stop? With a rabbit foot brake!
11. What did the potato say to the soup? It’s nice to be mashed together!
12. What do you call a vegetable soup that’s been in the refrigerator for a week? Chunky Mon-keys!
13. What do you call a can of soup wearing a suit? Condensed business!
14. What do you call soup that’s too salty? Palate-pepper spray!
15. What do you call a soup with magical powers? Abracadabra-ggot!
16. Why did the soup call its doctor? It had a chicken noodle injury!
17. What do you call a sneaky can of soup? A Campbell-crook!
18. When does soup sing “feeling hot, hot, hot? When it’s in a boiling pot!
19. What do you call a suspicious can of soup? Can spy soup!
20. Why did the soup jump out of the pot? It wanted to set the stew-perature!
Souper Fun with Double Entendre Puns!
1. I relish the opportunity to soup up this conversation.
2. You can’t make a soup pun without great stalk.
3. This bowl of soup is really simmering hot.
4. Split pea soup? It’s a little souperfluous.
5. Did you hear about the soup kitchen that ran out of stock? It was a souper emergency.
6. What do you call soup that takes too long to cook? Late-n-tea soup.
7. That soup was so good, it deserved a bisque and a half.
8. Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing!
9. I like my soup like I like my music – souped up.
10. I tried to make a funny soup pun but it was too corny.
11. Soup-er up, buttercup!
12. I accidentally added spices to the alphabet soup. Now it’s a little bit salty and a bit spicy…it’s an assault and alpha-pepper soup now.
13. I couldn’t tell if my soup was too hot or too cold because I was feeling a little soupbitational.
14. That soup was one of the best I’ve ever had, it was soup-er-natural.
15. Don’t get me wrong, I love soup. But sometimes I feel like I should branch out and try stews, chili, and gumbo. You know, get a souple variety.
16. You know what they say about soup ads, they’re always souper vague.
17. They say that friends are like soup, they stick together.
18. Why did the tomato soup blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
19. I’d tell you a seafood pun about soup, but it’s a little bit fishy.
20. I prefer soup over gravy because gravy is just soup’s illegitimate cousin.
Soup-er Punny Idioms: Broth-er, Can You Spare a Pun?
1. That soup was so good, I could have eaten it with a spoon and fork
2. I’m feeling souper today
3. I don’t like spicy soups, they make me feel soupa-dupa hot
4. I’m in a serious bowl of trouble
5. This soup is my sole mate
6. That soup was so bad, it was souper gross
7. She’s not the brightest can of soup in the pantry
8. That soup is so old, it should be in the souper-natural history museum
9. I can’t soup-port this idea anymore
10. Sometimes you just need a soupy hug
11. I’m in a soupy situation
12. This restaurant really knows how to bowl me over with their soup
13. I don’t carrot all for vegetable soup
14. I’m feeling souper tense today
15. That soup was so thin, it was more like soup’s ghost
16. This soup is souper comforting
17. It’s time to souprize everyone with my cooking skills
18. Sometimes you just need to souped up your life
19. That soup was so good, it gave me a souper high
20. I soup-ose I’ll have to make do with something else
Stirring up Laughs: Souperb Puns to Deliciously Tickle Your Funny Bone (Pun Juxtaposition)
1. I can’t believe I lost my job at the soup factory, it was souper easy.
2. The chef made a bisque that was so creamy, it was a moo point.
3. I asked the waiter if the soup was vegan, he replied that it had a beef with being classified.
4. The soup was so spicy, it was pho-nomenal.
5. The chowder was so good, it was clam-tastic.
6. The chicken soup was so comforting, it made me feel like I was in a coop.
7. When I was sick, my doctor recommended a soup diet but I said that soups are for quitters.
8. I tried to make mushroom soup, but I just couldn’t cap it all off.
9. The minestrone soup was so delicious, it was the pasta-bilities.
10. The tomato soup was so good, it made me Ketchup on my work.
11. I made a soup, but it tasted terrible because I couldn’t celery my ingredients.
12. The split pea soup was so good, I felt like I was peas-ing out.
13. The chicken noodle soup was so flavourful, it was practically poultry in my mouth.
14. I had a bowl of soup the other day, but it was too hot to handle.
15. I spilled some soup on myself the other day, but it was no broth-blem.
16. I went to a soup expo the other day, but it was a total misstew.
17. I tried to make a seafood chowder, but it ended up being a shell of its former self.
18. The vegetarian soup was so good, it made me wannabe-ggie.
19. I asked the chef what his favourite soup was, he replied it was his main chowder.
20. I tried to make lentil soup, but I just couldn’t get a pulse on it.
Souper Puns (Puns in Soup Names)
1. Souperman
2. Soup-erior
3. Souper Bowl
4. Soup Spoon Cafe
5. Souper Dooper
6. Souper Trooper
7. Soupy Sales
8. Souper Nova
9. Souperbowl Sunday
10. Soupscription Box
11. Souperman’s Soup-A-Rama
12. Souper Chef
13. Soup de Loop
14. Souple Minds
15. Souper 8
16. Soupalooza
17. Souperstar
18. Souper Strength
19. Soupertramp
20. Souperb Canteen
Soup-er Spoonerisms: Mixing Up Your Broth-y Banter
1. “Loop Schwoop”
2. “Doup Scoup”
3. “Sip Soup”
4. “Honey Boney”
5. Pea Sea
6. “Corn Dorn”
7. “Bread Spread”
8. “Carrot Parrot”
9. “Pumpkin Tumpkin”
10. “Tomato Motato”
11. “Broth Cloth”
12. “Stock Hock”
13. “Cream Scream”
14. “Onion Bunyun”
15. “Lentil Gentil”
16. “Beef Leaf”
17. “Minestrone Ownstrone”
18. “Chicken Licken”
19. “Chowder Tower”
20. “Split Lit”
Souper Fun with Tom Swifties: Broth-laden Banter!
1. “I hate soup,” Tom said sourly.
2. “This soup needs more seasoning,” Tom said blandly.
3. “I’m suddenly feeling souper,” Tom said eagerly.
4. “This soup is too chunky,” Tom said choppily.
5. “I can’t believe there’s no meat in this soup,” Tom said beeflessly.
6. “I prefer my soup piping hot,” Tom said boilingly.
7. “This soup tastes like it needs a hug,” Tom said warmly.
8. “I’m not a big fan of creamy soups,” Tom said sourestly.
9. “This soup is nothing but vegetables,” Tom said greenly.
10. “I need a spoon to soup up this broth,” Tom said spoonily.
11. “This soup has too much salt,” Tom said seasonedly.
12. “I like my soup with a little kick,” Tom said spicily.
13. “I love trying new soup recipes,” Tom said experimentally.
14. “This soup really hits the spot,” Tom said precisely.
15. “I’m craving something hearty and savory,” Tom said stew-diously.
16. “This soup tastes like it’s missing something,” Tom said thoughtlessly.
17. “I can’t decide between soup or salad,” Tom said undecidedly.
18. “This soup is too thin,” Tom said liquidly.
19. “I think this soup could use some bread on the side,” Tom said loafingly.
20. “I’m full, but I always have room for soup,” Tom said brothy.
Bouillon Baffled (Soup Puns that Make You Think Twice)
1. “This soup is both hot and lukewarm, it’s a real contradiction broth.”
2. “I love my soup with extra large shrimp, it’s the jumbo shrimp anomaly.”
3. You could say this soup is pretty awful, it’s a disastrous delight.
4. “I could never get sick of chicken noodle soup, it’s the same old innovation.”
5. “This soup is so spicy it’s freezing hot.”
6. “I don’t trust that cream of mushroom soup, it’s quite the fungal delight.”
7. “This soup is so chunky it’s practically smooth.”
8. “This tomato soup is cold and refreshing, it’s a chilled warmth.”
9. “I don’t know what it is about this soup, but it’s both bland and flavorful.”
10. “I like my soup with extra salt, it’s the unsalted seasoning.”
11. “This soup is so thick it’s almost watery.”
12. “I can’t decide if this soup is too salty or not salty enough, it’s the salted confusion.”
13. “This soup is hot, but not in a spicy way, it’s an icy inferno.”
14. “This soup is both filling and empty calories.”
15. This soup is so tart it’s almost sweet.
16. “I like my soup with a kick, it’s the mild heat.”
17. This soup is both rich and light, it’s the ultimate contradiction.
18. “I can’t get enough of this soup, it’s monotonously diverse.”
19. This soup is too spicy for my taste, it’s a mild burn.
20. “I don’t know what to make of this soup, it’s both flavorful and bland.”
Souper Fun Puns (Recursive Soup Puns)
1. I tried to make a soup joke, but I think it’s just going to simmer.
2. I’m having a bowl going through all these soup puns.
3. I love soup puns. They’re always souper!
4. My favorite soup pun is minestrONE and minestrTWO.
5. Can we soup erase these puns from our memory?
6. You know what they say: “When in doubt, just add more Soup!”
7. I’ll have to ponderNOM the next soup pun.
8. I hope these soup puns don’t make anyone stock-raving mad.
9. I don’t know whether to laugh or just pastawithout making eye contact.
10. All these soup puns are making me sirious.
11. I stroganoff can’t think of any more soup puns.
12. These soup puns keep bisque-ing me off.
13. I don’t want to mince words here, but these soup puns are getting a little too thick for me.
14. We’ll cream of mushroom our way through these soup puns.
15. I can’t believe we’ve gotten into this soupiral of soup puns.
16. I love a good chowder pun, but I don’t want to clam up.
17. I soup-ppose it’s time to end this recursive pun list.
18. These soup puns have been soupremely satisfying.
19. I’m a little drained after all these soup puns.
20. I think we need to lentil bit more thought into these soup puns.
Sipping on Some Silly Soup-er Puns (Puns on Soup)
1. “That soup was so thick, you could cut it with a brisket.”
2. “I was feeling ill, so I made myself a bowl of chicken nool soup-ah.”
3. I yam crazy for a good bowl of squash soup!
4. I went to the soup bar and had a minestrone throwdown.
5. “The tomato soup was so good, it gave me a case of Saucy Mouth Syndrome.”
6. “I didn’t want to add salt to my soup, but my friend purred-sueded me.”
7. I like my soup like I like my coffee — with a little cream and a latte love.
8. “It was raining outside, so I grabbed a bowl of soup and a dry wit.”
9. “I was so hungry, I could have eaten a bowl of alphabet soup without finding a pun in it.”
10. “I tried to make soup in the desert, but all that came out was a mirage of broth.”
11. I added a bunch of croutons to my soup, but it was a bread and butter decision.
12. “My soup was so hot, it made me want to goulash out.”
13. “I added extra garlic to the soup, but it didn’t help my souper-strength.”
14. “I was trying to make a spicy soup, but I cumin too strong.”
15. “I tried to make a soup from my leftovers, but it was a stew-pid idea.”
16. “I couldn’t finish the soup, it was just too bisque a deal.”
17. “I served a soup to my vegan friends, but they found it a bit souperfluous.”
18. “I would have liked to add a little wine to my soup, but I didn’t want to riesling everything up.”
19. “I joined a soup club, but it was a bit of a souper-nova — it burned out quickly.”
20. “My soup was so good, it made my heart feel like it was simmering with joy.”
In conclusion, we hope these savory soup puns left you feeling warmed up and energized with laughter. If you’re still hungry for more wordplay, be sure to check out our website for more pun-derful content. We’re grateful for your time and appetite for puns. Keep stirring up the laughter!
