Listen up, pun lovers! We’ve got over 200 ear puns that will make you laugh out loud and tickle your funny bone. From hilarious one-liners to clever wordplay, these ear puns are sure to be music to your ears. Whether you’re a fan of puns or just looking for some ear-resistible humor, we’ve got you covered. So put on your headphones, turn up the volume, and enjoy this ear-tickling collection of puns. From hearing aid jokes to sound wave puns, we’ve got it all. So don’t be shy, give these puns a listen and get ready to unleash a world of giggle-filled fun!
Hear, Hear! The Best Ear Puns Around (Editors Pick)
1. I’m all ears, tell me your jokes!
2. Ear today, gone tomorrow.
3. What did the left ear say to the right ear? I just wanted to let you know that I’m all ears!
4. I didn’t hear what you said, but it sounds ear-responsible.
5. I don’t trust people who have pierced ears, they’re always up to something.
6. Ear-ly to bed and ear-ly to rise.
7. It was music to my ears when I finally found a good pun on ear jokes.
8. Ears to hoping we’ll hear more puns like this!
9. That joke really struck a chord with my ears.
10. I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard that hilarious pun!
11. Give me a minute to clean my EARS, I can’t hear you over the wax.
12. Did you hear about that ear that got divorced? It was tired of hearing the same old things.
13. My ears are ringing with joy from all these puns!
14. That sound really falls on deaf ears for me.
15. I’m almost certain that hearing these puns explained why my allergies have been EAR-ritating me.
16. These ear puns are so bad, they should be outlawed and buried in a shallow earth!
17. I’ve been ear for a good time, but these puns are giving me EARGASMS!
18. The elephant couldn’t fit through the door because it had big ears.
19. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a well-dressed man on a trampoline? Attitude, my dear. Attitude makes all the difference. You should always put your best foot, err, ear forward!
20. I can’t say this pun is particularly ear-esting, but it’s still worth a giggle.
Ear-Resistible One-Liner Puns
1. Why did the ear go to the doctor? It had an inner earfection.
2. What did one ear say to the other? Don’t worry, we’ll get through this to-gather.
3. What did the left ear say to the right ear? We make a great pear.
4. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
5. What did one ear say to the other after a hearing test? It sounds like we’re in treble.
6. Did you hear about the ear that got in trouble with the law? It was charged with eavesdropping.
7. Why was the therapist always looking into people’s ears? She was trying to give sound advice.
8. Why don’t ears like to go on roller coasters? They fear the drops.
9. What do you call an ear that can’t hear? A jelly’d ear.
10. What do you get when you cross an ear and a fridge? Cool ears.
11. What do pirates and ears have in common? They both hear with an arrrrr.
12. Why did the ear celebrate? It finally made it to the big leagues and was named an auricle.
13. What do you call a magical ear? A hEARsayer.
14. What did the ear say to the eyeball? You’re irisistible.
15. What do you call a doctor who only treats ears? An otolaryngolo-gist.
16. Why did the ear’s phone go straight to voicemail? It was feeling a little disconnected.
17. What do you call an ear that likes to party? An auralite.
18. Why couldn’t the ear hear the joke? It was too corny.
19. What do you call an ear with an attitude? A cauli-flower ear.
20. Why did the ear cross the road? To get to the other (auditory) canal.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Ear-sistible Q&A Puns!
1. Why did Beethoven hate chickens? Because all they say is “Bach Bach Bach”.
2. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
3. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
4. What did one ear say to the other? “I just love being in the middle of things.”
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
6. What should you do if you’re afraid of elevators? Take steps to avoid them.
7. What did the left ear say to the right ear? “Don’t you think we should work on our communication skills?”
8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tire-d.
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
11. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
12. Why can’t pirates recite the alphabet? Because they always get stuck at “C”.
13. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
14. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
15. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical.
16. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
17. What do you call two guys hanging on a window? Curtain rods.
18. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings.
19. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
20. Why can’t you hear a psychiatrist use the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
Hear me out: Ear-Resistibly Pun-derful Double Entendres
1. I can’t hear you because my ears are tied.
2. I heard your ear is a great listener, maybe it should be your therapist.
3. Is it me or does this ear of corn look like it is listening to us?
4. You gotta ear it to believe it!
5. What did the grape say when the elephant accidentally stepped on it? Nothing. It just let out a little whine – right in the elephant’s ear.
6. My friend told me that she pierced her ear with a pencil. It was leady.
7. Noisicles – the sound your ears make when it’s really cold outside.
8. You need to give me your undivided ear-tention.
9. Our boss is all ears when it comes to new ideas.
10. A person’s ears are a dead giveaway to their age.
11. I have an ear for music, but only if the music is loud enough to make me deaf.
12. I can’t hear you over the deafening sound of silence in these halls.
13. You must have heard it through the grapevine that I love ear jokes.
14. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut? No, just put out some acorn-ear traps.
15. I heard you were interested in a hearing aid, so I got one for you. What? Speak up!
16. Never trust an atom, they make up everything, including the things you hear with your ears.
17. Why do dishes break? Because they hear forks against them and just can’t stand it.
18. Not everyone understands wordplay and puns, it’s an acquired ear.
19. I found a small cat stuck in my ear, but it’s okay, I think it’s just a purr-sasive earring.
20. I told my girlfriend that I wanted her to nibble on my ear, but then chaos ensued, turns out she thought I said “mumble in my rear.”
Ear-larious Expressions (Puns in Idioms about Ears)
1. I heard you have a great ear for music!
2. Don’t turn a deaf ear to my puns!
3. Hear ye, hear ye! The ear puns have arrived!
4. I was all ears when you said there’d be puns!
5. I’ve got you ear-marked as a pun lover.
6. I’m all about that bass, no treble in my ear puns.
7. Let’s not beat around the bush…ear puns are the best!
8. These puns are music to my ears!
9. I’m really trying to drum up some good ear puns.
10. I don’t mean to be nosy, but do you like ear puns?
11. You’ve really got an ear for these puns.
12. My ears are ringing with all these puns!
13. It’s a sound decision to appreciate ear puns.
14. In one ear and out the other, these puns stick with me!
15. I’m always listening for good ear puns.
16. These puns tickle my ears!
17. With ears like mine, I’m always hearing ear puns.
18. Ear puns are clearly the best.
19. I’m tuned in to these ear puns.
20. People may roll their eyes, but I say ear puns are the hear-ald of good puns!
Ear-resistible Puns: A Playful Look at Homonyms and Wordplay.
1. Hearing aids? More like hearing adds!
2. Ear infections are just gross over-hearings.
3. People love ear puns; they’re ear-resistible.
4. I was going to tell you a joke about ears, but it’s a little hard to hiss.
5. Ear you go! Another pun.
6. Claire could hear the ocean better because she had better seal over her ears.
7. There’s no need to shout, I hear you ear and clear.
8. Would you like to hear my ear-resistible song?
9. Earwax is just tiny brown screams from our inner ear.
10. They say if you listen to the sound of an avocado ripening, it’s an ear-peeling experience.
11. I can’t hear you, I have my guava over my ears.
12. Despite her hearing problems, Vivian was always ear-opean to new ideas.
13. Hearing loss is not a laughing matter, unless it’s a pun.
14. Ear-nestly trying to come up with more ear puns.
15. She heard it through the grapevine… and her vines perk up every time.
16. When the singer hit the high note, it was an ear-reversible experience.
17. Is it possible to hear too many dad jokes? Asking for an ear-itated friend.
18. The sound of the ice cream truck coming is ear-resistible.
19. I’m having a pun-derful time coming up with these ear-onic jokes.
20. Your puns about ears aren’t very sound.
Sound Sense of Humor (Ear Puns)
1. Hearlen – a play on the name Harlen
2. Earving – a play on the name Irving
3. Earsula – a play on the name Ursula
4. Earwin – a play on the name Erwin
5. Earnest – a play on the name Ernest
6. Earic – a play on the name Eric
7. Earsie – a play on the name Marcy
8. Piere – a play on the name Pierre
9. Earla – a play on the name Carla
10. Earlene – a play on the name Darlene
11. Earon – a play on the name Aaron
12. Earline – a play on the name Caroline
13. Earther – a play on the name Heather
14. Earvin – a play on the name Marvin
15. Leara – a play on the name Leora
16. Earlee – a play on the name Early
17. Earmon – a play on the name Harmon
18. Allear – a play on the name Alli
19. Earyn – a play on the name Erin
20. Mayeard – a play on the name Maynard.
Punny Business: Ear-Splitting Spoonerisms!
1. Smear of pool instead of pool of smear
2. Berg of ear instead of ear of berg
3. Lick of fear instead of fear of lick
4. Spit in the ear instead of ear in the spit
5. Nesting deer instead of resting near
6. Heap of rice instead of ripe of haste
7. Cop of feet instead of top of seat
8. Barking suds instead of shocking birds
9. Threading year instead of year of threading
10. Alarm of phones instead of phone of alarms
11. Singing gold instead of going sold
12. Buttering goat instead of guttering boat
13. Lard of ear instead of ear of lard
14. Clear the spear instead of spear the clear
15. Blind of he instead of he of blind
16. Paint in the year instead of year in the paint
17. Nut of year instead of year of nut
18. Left at the ear instead of eft at the leer
19. Toast of chin instead of choce of tin
20. Card of spin instead of spin of card
Ear-Resistible Tom Swifties: Pun-tastic Wordplay about Ears
1. “I like to clean my ears,” said Tom, Q-tippingly.
2. “I can’t hear anything,” Tom listened deafeningly.
3. “I lost my hearing aid,” Tom said quietly.
4. “Cotton balls are my favorite ear cleaners,” Tom said fuzzily.
5. “This music is too loud,” Tom shouted concertedly.
6. “I have a good sense of hearing,” Tom heard distinctly.
7. “I have a ringing in my ear,” Tom said noisily.
8. “I love listening to my favorite artists,” Tom said harmoniously.
9. “I’m not deaf,” Tom said soundly.
10. “I can’t stand the sound of nails on a chalkboard,” Tom said shrilly.
11. “I have a question for you,” Tom asked curiously.
12. “I can’t hear you over the phone,” Tom said cellularly.
13. “I’m worried about my hearing loss,” Tom said ear-responsibly.
14. “Ear buds are my favorite way to listen to music,” Tom said readily.
15. “Let me hear that again,” Tom said repeated loudly.
16. “I prefer classical music over heavy metal,” Tom said serenely.
17. I can tell you’re telling a lie,” Tom said incredulously.
18. “I can’t hear you, the TV is too loud,” Tom said tele-ishly.
19. “I don’t hear any objections,” Tom said unopposedly.
20. “I need to schedule an appointment with my audiologist,” Tom said hearing-lessly.
Ear-Resistible Pun-ography (Oxymoronic Puns)
1. Why did the ear refuse to listen? It had a closed mind.
2. Why did the deaf man date a musician? He liked to feel sound waves.
3. What do you call a nervous ear? A hearing aid.
4. Why did the ear refuse to go out on a date? It heard it all before.
5. Why couldn’t the ear hear the joke? It didn’t listen carefully.
6. How does an ear get fit? It does ear-obics.
7. What’s the best way to talk to a deaf ear? You have to spell it out.
8. Why did the ear join the gym? It wanted to tone up its drum muscles.
9. Why do earbuds get bullied by other headphones? They’re always sticking to themselves.
10. Why did the hearing aid win an award? It was the most “outspoken” one.
11. Why did the earbuds break up? They just couldn’t connect anymore.
12. Why did the ears get arrested? They were caught eavesdropping.
13. What did the conversation between the two ears sound like? Hear today, gone tomorrow.
14. Why did the ear refuse to hear small talk? It was a big listener.
15. How did the ear know the music was getting too loud? It had a decibel of doubt.
16. Why did the ear hire a lawyer? It had a case of hearing loss.
17. Why did the ear enjoy going to concerts? It always heard great things.
18. What did one ear say to the other during their fight? “Let’s put this behind us.”
19. Why did the ear go on a diet? It had too much ear candy.
20. Why did the ear need a backup plan? It was afraid of going out of ear shot.
Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow (Recursive Ear Puns)
1. What’s the best type of music for your ears? Rap music!
2. Why did the ear go to the doctor? It had too much wax-sical buildup.
3. I asked my ear if it was feeling clogged. It replied, “I can’t hear you, I’ve got a blockage!”
4. Why couldn’t the ear choose which movie to watch? Nothing caught its ear.
5. Why did the ear leave the party early? It was tired of hearing the same old puns.
6. I have a friend who only listens to music with headphones. I guess you could say they’re a bit ear-ogant.
7. Why do ears always get tired? They work around the clock, a real 24-ear job.
8. Why are ears always cold? They’re always listening to the Arctic Monkeys.
9. Why did the ear buy a boat? It wanted to go on an auditory voyage.
10. What did the ear say when it got surprised? “What did you hear?!”
11. How do you know when an ear is feeling impatient? It keeps twitching.
12. Why did the ear go to the gym? It was trying to build earobic endurance.
13. How do you make an ear laugh? Tell it a hearr-ious joke.
14. Why did the ear fall asleep on the job? It was working the night shift.
15. Why did the ear get a tattoo? Because it wanted some ear-t to show off.
16. How do you know an ear is feeling sad? It’s all ear-rigation and no celebration.
17. Why did the ear buy a plane ticket? So it could hear Jordan recede.
18. How did the ear get rich? It started listening to the stock market.
19. Why do ears love going on dates? It’s a chance to hear their partner’s story, ear-ly on.
20. Why did the ear cross the road? To get to the other side where it could hear a better punchline.
Hear Me Out: Punny Clichés About Ears
1. I can’t hear you! I’ve got eartenoiditis.
2. Ear today, gone tomorrow.
3. I’m all ears!
4. You’re not pulling the wool over my ears.
5. That’s music to my ears!
6. This conversation is falling on deaf ears.
7. It’s ear-resistible!
8. Ear-‘s hoping you have a great day.
9. I didn’t mean to ear-drop on your conversation.
10. Ear-ogance is not attractive.
11. Let’s give him an earful.
12. We’re going to have to ear our way out of this one.
13. He’s all ears and no action.
14. I can’t hear you over the sound of my earbuds.
15. Let’s get down to the ear-th of the matter.
16. Let’s not wax lyrical about it.
17. We need to get this sorted, ear-some!
18. I’m going to have to give you a talking to, ear so I can make myself ear-sonable.
19. Ear ya later!
20. Don’t give up just yet, keep listening with all your ear-t.
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