Attention all pun-loving cyclists! Get ready to put your punny hats on and pedal your way into laughter with our ultimate collection of 200+ bicycle puns. From rim-pleasing one-liners to chain-rattling quips, we’ve got every kind of pun you can think of – all with a cycling twist. Whether you’re a serious cyclist or just someone who loves a good pun, you’ll find these jokes roll-ly hilarious. So, what are you waiting for? Sit on your saddle, buckle up your helmet, and let’s ride through this punny journey together. Get ready to laugh until your wheels fall off!
“Wheelie Good Laughs: Our Top Bicycle Puns” (Editors Pick)
1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
2. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
3. Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they’re two-tired.
4. Why don’t bicycles ever tell you a secret? They’re afraid you’ll spill it.
5. What do you call a bicycle with a taste for blood? A vampire bike.
6. Why was the bicycle so weak? It was only two-tired.
7. Why did the bicycle roar with anger? Because it had a cyclist onboard.
8. What do you call a bicycle that can’t stand still? A restless two-wheeler.
9. Why did the bicycle refuse to help the motorcar? It was two-tired to bother.
10. Why wouldn’t the bicycle come to the party? It was already over-tire-d.
11. Why did the bicycle wheels go to jail? They were spokes criminals.
12. What do you call a tandem bicycle you can’t stand? Two-tie-rants.
13. Why did the bicycle go to bed early? To try to catch up on its cycles.
14. Why did the bicycle go to the psychologist? To try to get the chain off its mind.
15. What do you call a laughing bicycle? A two wheeler.
16. Why was the bicycle so dizzy? It had been cycling around in circles all day.
17. Why can’t you take a nap on a bicycle? Because it’s two-tired.
18. What do you call a bicycle that’s always been honest? Chain-cere.
19. What do you call an honest bicycle that handles well? Tri-spoke-some.
20. What do you call a bicycle with a flat tire? Punctured ambition.
Wheelie Good Puns (One-liner Jokes on Bicycles)
1. I told my wife I was going for a bike ride and she said “Don’t wheelie leave me!”
2. Why did the bicycle keep falling over? Because it was two-tired.
3. I tried to make a bicycle out of spaghetti, but it didn’t pasta test.
4. My bicycle was stolen yesterday, but I’m keeping spokes under the situation.
5. Why was the bicycle tired? Because it just finished a cycle.
6. I finally got a bicycle with a bell, but it’s really hard to ring it while I’m riding. It’s a vicious cycle.
7. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
8. How does a bicycle exercise its brain? By riding its cycle-logic.
9. The bicycle couldn’t stand up because it was two-tired.
10. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
11. Why was the bicycle late for work? It had a wheelie good time.
12. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was tired.
13. Did you hear about the bicycle that wanted to race its partner? It was two-tired.
14. What’s a cyclist’s favorite movie? Bike to the Future!
15. Did you hear about the bicycle thief who stole a stationary bike? He just had to walk off with it.
16. Why did the bicycle go to the doctor? It had a saddle ache.
17. What do you call a bicycle that doesn’t listen? A bikedict.
18. Why did the bicycle ride over the lake? To pedal on the water.
19. What happens when a bicycle can’t stand up? It’s two-tired.
20. What do you call a bicycle that travels back in time? A bike-cycle.
Cycle Savvy Q&A (Puns to Pedal Your Way Through)
1. What do you call a poor cyclist? Bike-urious.
2. Why did the cyclist cross the road? To get to the other cycle.
3. How does a bicycle greet people? With a bike wave.
4. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
5. What do you call a group of cyclists who all look the same? Spookycyclists.
6. How does a bicycle stay cool? Through its bike spokes.
7. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? A cyclohexane.
8. Why did the bicycle break up with its girlfriend? It wanted to be a freewheeler.
9. How does a bicycle make its way in music? By breaking into the cycle of fifths.
10. Why don’t bicycles like the rain? They get tyred of it.
11. What do you call a bicycle that has been stolen? A dis-cycle.
12. Why are bicycles so good at conversation? They always have a bike-on-topic to talk about.
13. Why did the bicycle start to sink? It had too many spokes.
14. What do you call a bicycle that’s always happy? A spokes-person.
15. Why did the bicycle refuse to eat cupcakes? It was wheely watching its weight.
16. What happened when the bicycle lost a race? It came in behind-hind.
17. How do you make a bicycle laugh? Tell it a wheely good joke.
18. What does a bicycle wear in the winter? Snow chains.
19. Why do bicycles get invited to a lot of parties? Because they know how to cycle through different social groups.
20. How does a bicycle greet its mechanic? With a bike hug.
Pedal to the Puns: Double Entendre Jokes on Bicycles
1. Did you hear about the cyclist who took Viagra? He couldn’t get his bike to stand down.
2. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
3. I’ve been pedaling around all morning, my thighs are really feeling it. But enough about my evening plans.
4. Why shouldn’t you ride a bike without a seat? Because it’s just nuts.
5. I’m sorry officer, I didn’t realize I had to come to a complete stop. I thought it was just a suggestion, like ‘yield’ or ‘no parking‘ or ‘stop picking your nose.
6. Why did the bicycle fall asleep in the sky? It was tired of all that cycling.
7. Does your bike ever jiggle over rough terrain? Try making sure your nuts and bolts are tightened.
8. I was riding my bike when suddenly I encountered a big hole in the road. I thought ‘what a wheelie big hole’, but then I thought ‘better not tire myself out with these puns’.
9. Cycling is all about balance. Like knowing when to pedal and when to coast. Or knowing when to tell a bike pun and when to stop.
10. Always wear protection on a bike ride. That means a helmet on your head and a rubber on your seat.
11. Why did the bicycle break up with the train? It didn’t appreciate being railroaded.
12. The key to a good bike ride is a nice, tight grip on the handlebars. But save that advice for your next date.
13. Why did the bicycle go to bed early? It was two-tired.
14. Why did the bicycle go to the therapist? It had chain reaction.
15. Did you know that bicycles get jealous easily? They’re always trying to derail your other plans.
16. If a bike ride is too easy, try uphill. If it’s too hard, try upgrading your equipment. And if it’s too dirty, try a washcloth.
17. What did the bicycle say to the car? Watch out, I’ve got right of way. And a nice backside.
18. Why did the bicycle brake up with the scooter? It thought it had been two-tired for too long.
19. What’s a bicycle’s favorite Olympic event? The wheelie good race.
20. Why did the bicycle get into a fight with the van? It was tire-d of being treated like a second-class vehicle.
Cycling Shenanigans (Puns in Bicycle Idioms)
1. I’m wheelie sorry for missing your call.
2. I never liked cycling because it felt like I was pedaling in circles.
3. I told my bike to stop being so touchy, but it just kept handlebar-ing on.
4. I don’t know why cyclists are always so cranky.
5. You need to saddle up and get to work.
6. I tried to ride my bike through the park, but it was a spokes-person-only area.
7. You can’t handle the truce.
8. I thought cycling uphill would be a real brake through, but it just left me feeling deflated.
9. He’s a chain smoker, but he always wears a helmet.
10. I put too much air in my tires and I’m feeling pumped up.
11. No need to spandex the truth.
12. The biggest pun-cyclists are always going handle-bar to handle-bar.
13. When life gives you lemons, you ride them on a tandem bike with a friend.
14. You can’t handle the tooth… unless you’re wearing a mouthguard while cycling.
15. I used to be afraid of biking in traffic until I got some gear.
16. A reverse-sprocket bike is a real turn-off for me.
17. If you’re tired of your current bike, you can always derailleur.
18. I don’t like to wear a helmet because I prefer to live a free-wheeling life.
19. I’m trying to be more eco-friendly, so I switched to a bike powered by puns.
20. Cyclists always have the best gear – they chain-vy for it.
Pedal Puns (Pun Juxtaposition)
1. Why didn’t the bicycle go to school? Because it was two tired.
2. My bike almost got stolen, but the thief didn’t understand the pedaling system.
3. The bicycle couldn’t stand up for itself because it was two-wheely.
4. My bicycle brake-up with me, it said I was too controlling.
5. This girl told me she was getting a bicycle, but I think she was just two-tired of walking.
6. I saw someone jogging while riding a bicycle, it was wheel-y impressive.
7. Why did the bicycle tip over? Its kickstand was off the chain.
8. I couldn’t afford a bicycle so I hired someone to pedal me around, he was my cycle-path.
9. I taught my bicycle how to sing, it’s a two-wheeled soprano.
10. Why did the bicycle fall asleep? Its chain was too relaxing.
11. My bicycle always tells me to follow my handlebars, but I prefer to steer my own direction.
12. I sold my bicycle to a guy who was starting a pedal-powered energy company, he said it was a great bike-investment.
13. My bicycle and I had a race, but it was unclear who crossed the finish line first because we were bike-neck to bike-neck.
14. My bicycle says it’s in a hurry because it has spokes to be at.
15. Every day I take my bicycle to the dry cleaners because it’s a cycle of life.
16. Why did the bicycle refuse to go on a trip? There was no wheely good reason for it.
17. I told my bicycle it was getting a little rusty and it hit the spokes.
18. I got lost on my bicycle and ended up in a cul-de-sac, it was a real dead-end ride.
19. I hacked my bicycle’s GPS so I could always beat traffic, now it’s just wheel-y fast.
20. I went to the store and realized I forgot my bicycle lock, it was an unchain-mistake.
Spoke-tacular Names: Punning on the Love of Bicycles
1. Wheelie Nice Bikes
2. Gears N Grinds
3. Pedal Pushers
4. Spoke & Hub
5. The Bike Basket
6. Handlebars
7. Chain Reaction
8. Tire Kingdom
9. Braking Bad
10. Saddle Up
11. The Pedal Inn
12. Crank It Up
13. The Spokeswoman
14. The Gear Shifters
15. The Cyclery
16. The Bike Vault
17. Wheel Estate
18. Cycle Ops
19. Bike Zone
20. King of the Mountain Cycles
Pedaling Puns: A Spoke-tacular Spoonerism Showcase
1. Sick glued on a bike rack – Quick slide on a sick rack
2. Old spokes have been replaced – Bold spokes have been erased
3. Tight squeeze between cars – Sight breeze between tars
4. Welded the frame back together – Felded the wame brack to gether
5. Adjustable seat height – Sectable heat adheight
6. Bike pump for tire inflation – Pike bump for tire deflation
7. High-performance tires – Tie-perform ant-highs
8. Stuck chain on the derailleur – Chuck stain on the chain-salute
9. Carbon fiber frame – Farbon cyper frame
10. Electric bike motor – Bikelectric mote elector
11. Shifting through gears – Gifting through shears
12. Riding on bumpy terrain – Tiding on rumpy bettain
13. Mountain bike trails – Bountain mike trales
14. Bike pedals with clips – Pike bedals with clips
15. Hitting a pothole on the road – Pitting a hothole on the read
16. Training for a triathlon – Draining for a triathoolon
17. Crashing into a fence – Flashing into a crance
18. Cycling shorts for comfort – Sycling shorts for comfort
19. Hybrid bike for commuting – Bibrid hoke for yummyting
20. Fixing a flat tire – Tixing a flat tire
Cycle Puns Galore (Tom Swifties)
1. “I can’t pedal any farther,” Tom said wheezily.
2. I always wear helmets while biking,” Tom said cautiously.
3. “I can’t believe I won the bike race,” Tom said triumphantly.
4. “I love cycling through the countryside,” Tom said rurally.
5. “I think this bike needs some maintenance,” Tom said mechanically.
6. “I couldn’t handle the steep hill,” Tom said slopingly.
7. I’m not ready for the Tour de France yet,” Tom said wheel-ly.
8. “This is a great way to get some exercise,” Tom said pedalingly.
9. “I prefer mountain biking over road biking,” Tom said hill-iously.
10. “I always ride my bike with headphones,” Tom said soundingly.
11. “This bike is making a strange noise,” Tom said spokes-personally.
12. “I don’t like biking in the rain,” Tom said damp-ly.
13. “I can’t wait to buy a new bike,” Tom said tired-ly.
14. “I’m going for a ride at the park,” Tom said leaf-ily.
15. “I always use a lock on my bike when I park it,” Tom said securely.
16. “I can’t believe I fell off my bike again,” Tom said crash-ingly.
17. “I think I’m addicted to biking,” Tom said spokes-eriously.
18. I love feeling the wind in my hair while biking,” Tom said blowingly.
19. “I have blisters on my hands from gripping the handlebars,” Tom said tire-ingly.
20. “I think I need a break from biking,” Tom said coast-ingly.
Ironically Rolling: Bicycle Puns That Will Pedal Your Imaginations
1. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was stationary moving too quickly.
2. I’m really torn between getting a bicycle or a unicycle. I want both less is more.
3. I tried to ride a bicycle without handlebars, but it was a handle-less feat.
4. How do you make a bicycle sound like a cow? Horn, horn, honk.
5. I named my bicycle the ‘stay upright’ because it’s always making me fall down.
6. Why did the bicycle refuse to go on a diet? It was already two-tired.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired.
8. The bicycle salesman’s motto is ‘keep peddlin’ and you’ll get somewhere’ which is quite stationary.
9. I used to pretend I was an Olympian while cycling. But that was just a pedal-illusion.
10. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill with the bicycle? It wanted to get a few spokes ahead.
11. Why did the bicycle go to the movies alone? It wanted to see The Wheel deal all by itself.
12. How do you shift gears on a bicycle? Very carefully, or you could derail yourself.
13. Why were the lights on the bicycle arrested? They were caught red-handed.
14. I really wanted a glow-in-the-dark bicycle, but I thought it would put a damper on my day-night cycle.
15. What do you call a bicycle that loves to make jokes? A pun-ty bike.
16. I don’t trust a bicycle with an eye patch and leg cast. It must be a pirate-cycle.
17. I tried to make a bicycle out of spaghetti, but it turned out too limp.
18. Why did the penny-farthing bicycle cross the street? To get to the other cycle-path.
19. How do you stop a bicycle thief? You put a lock on it!
20. They say a bicycle is only two-tired, but I think it’s got a lot of wheel potential.
Pedaling for Puns (Recursive Bicycle Jokes)
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two-tired.
2. I asked my bike what it wanted to be when it grew up. It said, “I’m wheely not sure yet.”
3. The bicycle did not have any brakes, so it was pedal to the metal all the way down the hill.
4. My friend asked me how I got my bike so clean. I said, “I wheelie know how to wash it.”
5. The bike shop had to close early because it was two-tired.
6. I love my bike, it’s just my favesaddle-ite.
7. I can’t decide whether to keep cycling or take a break. It’s such a pedal-emma.
8. I always wear a helmet when cycling. Safety first, two wheels second.
9. My bike always has my back…wheel.
10. My bike is getting rusty, but it’s still a-rolling.
11. The bicycle factory had to re-tire all of its employees.
12. My bicycle was stolen, and now I’m two-tired to find it.
13. Cycling is the spokes of life.
14. My friend said my new bike is a steal, at least until the cops shows up.
15. The bike race was a wheel success.
16. My bike went missing, but I knew it was two-tire of being with me.
17. When I saw a cyclist riding without a helmet, I thought to myself, “That’s cyclepathic!”
18. Bicycling can be difficult, but it’s a balance we all must-tire to achieve.
19. My bicycle chain fell off and I thought I had lost my momentum. Luckily, I was able to re-cycle.
20. The bicycle shop advertised a sale, but the deal was two-tirely good to be true.
Pedaling Puns: Spinning Cliches on Bike Riding
1. He was two-tired to continue.
2. I can’t handlebars anymore!
3. That’s wheel-y impressive!
4. What did the bicycle say when it was tired? I’m two-tired!
5. My wife left me because of my obsession with bicycles. She was two-tired of it.
6. Don’t be so spokes-tacular!
7. It’s all downhill from here.
8. I’m struggling to pedal my way through this pun list.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
10. I wanted to ride my bicycle, but the saddle was a little ruff.
11. That pun was a bit of a brake-dance.
12. That joke went down like a flat tire.
13. The cyclists decided to take a break at the pedals cafe.
14. I’m a little rusty on my bicycle puns.
15. He put his trusty bicycle handlebars in the wrong way.
16. That cyclist deserves a round of ap-paws.
17. I had my doubts, but then I rode a bicycle and it wheeled me in.
18. I’m always happy when my bicycle is geared up and ready to go.
19. What does a bicycle say when you ask it an inappropriate question? Chain the subject, please!
20. A man wearing a police uniform walked into a bicycle store and said, “I’m looking for a bicycle thief.”
In conclusion, we hope that these bicycle puns not only made you laugh but also inspired you to hit the pedals and go on a fun ride. Remember, the puns don’t have to stop here! Check out our website for even more hilarious puns and jokes. We appreciate you taking the time to read our article, and we hope to see you again soon! Happy cycling!
