If you’re a fan of music and puns, then get ready to hit all the right notes with these 200+ hilarious singing puns. From classic rock to pop hits and everything in between, these puns will leave you singing with laughter. Whether you’re looking for a joke to share with friends or need a witty caption for your karaoke night Instagram post, these puns are sure to strike the perfect note in your heart. So warm up your vocal chords and get ready to let loose with these pun-tastic gems. Whether you’re a soprano, alto, tenor or bass, these singing puns are sure to bring a smile to your face.
Sing Your Way to Laughter (Editors Pick)
1. “Why did the opera singer join the football team? So she could hit those high notes!”
2. “What’s a singer’s favorite Gatorade flavor? A-cappella-lime!”
3. “Why did the choir member refuse to sing? Because he had notes to self!”
4. “Where do singers go to buy their clothes? At the melodresser!”
5. “What did the high school musical say to the Broadway musical? ‘I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!'”
6. “How do you make a tissue dance? Put some swing music on and add a little pop, a little soul and a little blues!
7. “What did the singer say when his mic stand broke? This is the final straw!”
8. “Why did Adele cross the road? To sing ‘Hello’ from the other side!”
9. “Why don’t sharks like singing in public? They’re afraid of getting chewed out!”
10. “What do you call a group of unhappy singers? A-melancholy-choir!”
11. “Why did the singer wear a turtleneck? To hide his falsetto!”
12. “Why are opera singers great at baseball? They know how to hit those high Cs!”
13. “What did the choir director say when the pitch was off? That’s not quite sharp!”
14. “Why did the rapper join a choir? To learn how to harmonize!”
15. “What’s a singer’s favorite TV show? The Voice, of course!”
16. “Why did the soprano take a nap? She needed some rest for her high notes!”
17. “What’s a choir member’s favorite dessert? Crescendoughnuts!”
18. “Why can’t Adele use the internet? Because she keeps rolling in the deep!
19. “What did the choir say after a great performance? A-pitch-iate it!”
20. “What’s a pirate’s favorite singing style? A-capparrrrrrgh-o!”
Melodious Mischief (One-liner Puns)
1. I used to play in a band called “The Prevention.” We were better than “The Cure.”
2. I told my wife she was singing like a bird. She said, “Good, I always did have a tail as well.
3. I can sing in any language. I may not know what I’m saying, but at least it sounds good.
4. Why don’t skeletons like singing musicals? Because they have no body to dance with
5. I thought about starting a karaoke business for mice, but it’s not worth the “squicker.
6. What do you call a group of choir kids who decide to drop out of school together? A-sing demic.
7. Did you hear about the singing canary who put out a record? It sold like tweet cakes.
8. My mom said that my singing was so bad, it was a “sin”ging.
9. How does a choir refuse to sing to embarrass another choir? They alto-gather refuse.
10. When the singing duo broke up, the one left and started singing opera. Now she’s a solo lo operatic.
11. I wanted to sing a song about tortillas, but every time I tried, it became too wrap-lyrical.
12. Why do mermaids like listening to uplifting music? It lifts their spirits.
13. Does anyone know if Michael Jackson ever seriously considered becoming a dentist? He wanted to be known as the “King of Floss.
14. When the bird tried to sing it only had one wing. Apparently, it was “Im-peck-able.”
15. Why did the opera singer go out with the band’s saxophonist? He had a lot of tenor.
16. I thought about singing a duet with my friend in a bathroom but it had bad acoustics. We got “intoiletidated.”
17. Why couldn’t the needle drop on the vinyl? It had a “stutter-start.”
18. I decided to listen to music while I plucked my guitar. It was the perfect “stripping” music.
19. Why can’t ghosts sing? Because they never found their forte.
20. I wanted to return the karaoke machine I bought for my wife. But then I realized, It takes two to tango but it only takes one to karaoke.
Pitch Perfect Puzzlers (Question-and-Answer Puns)
1. Why did the soprano switch to decaf? Because she couldn’t hit the high C’s.
2. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
3. Why did the choir member visit the doctor? Because she had a case of the choral virus.
4. How do you fix a broken choir? With a choir-practor.
5. Why was the choir stranded on the island? Because the choir captain left the C-notes.
6. Why do baritones have such big trucks? So they can carry all their bass gear.
7. How do you know if someone’s a soprano? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
8. Why was the singer chewing gum on stage? He wanted to have good pitch control.
9. Why did the tenor refuse to get a vocal coach? He didn’t want anyone to know he was untrained.
10. Why did the choir have to cancel their performance? They lost their pitch pipes in a minor accident.
11. How do you get a choir to start on time? You give them a good lead-in.
12. Why don’t fish like to sing in choirs? They don’t want to be a bass-turd.
13. How do you keep a choir in tune? You give them a good a cappella-pella.
14. Why was the choir’s music library always empty? Because they kept forgettin’ their Beethoven.
15. What do you call a singing canary that’s out of tune? A bit melon-tone-ous.
16. What do you call a choir full of lawyers? A legal harmonic.
17. Why did the singer go to the seance? She wanted to sing with the spirits.
18. What do you call a singer who can’t carry a tune? A musician.
19. What kind of car does a choir director drive? A harmony.
20. Why did the singer join the army? So he could hit all the high notes with precision.
Singing a Different Tune: Double Entendre Puns for Music Lovers
1. I’ve got a high note to sing, and it’s not just in my vocal range.
2. My singing teacher told me to breathe from my diaphragm, but sometimes I feel like I’m breathin’ heavy for other reasons.
3. I can hit those high notes all night long… if you know what I mean.
4. My singing is like a lullaby – it’ll put you to sleep in no time.
5. Singing is like foreplay for my ears.
6. I can hit that G-spot – G clef, that is.
7. I love a good duet – it’s twice the pleasure.
8. I’m a real hit with the ladies when I bust out my falsetto.
9. Singing in the shower is great, but I prefer singing with a partner.
10. I was singing so loudly, I’m pretty sure I hit a few people’s “O” notes.
11. My voice is like a bird’s – and not just because I chirp a lot.
12. I might be off-key, but I’m always ready for a good time.
13. Singing is a lot like sex – it takes practice to get it just right.
14. I may have a soft voice, but I can be pretty loud in the right situation.
15. Want to come back to my place and harmonize?
16. If I don’t get to sing my heart out soon, I might just burst.
17. They say that singing is like making love to the air – and I’m always in the mood.
18. My singing might not be perfect, but it’s the effort that counts, right?
19. I may not be the best singer, but I can certainly hit a few high notes.
20. Singing is like breathing – and I like to take deep breaths.
Pitch Perfect Puns (Singing Puns in Idioms)
1. I’m not singing off-key, I’m just hitting a few sour notes.
2. She has a voice like an angel, but watch out for those devilish high notes.
3. Singing is my forte, but don’t expect me to play an instrument.
4. His pitch was so high, I thought only dogs could hear him.
5. I could sing for hours on end, but my vocal cords would be singing a different tune.
6. It’s hard to sing outdoors in the winter; the cold weather can cause some frosty vocals.
7. My choir director said to me, “Sing it like you mean it!” So, I sang everything with purpose from then on.
8. When I sing, I become a one-person harmony.
9. Singing is my passion, but I’m not looking for a high note in my checkbook.
10. My voice is a little rusty, but I hope my singing can still strike a chord with someone.
11. My singing voice isn’t perfect, but I always try to hit the right note.
12. She hit the high note perfectly, but her performance was a little flat.
13. When I sing, I’m always in treble.
14. I hope my singing isn’t too pitchy, but it’s hard to tell when you’re in a choir.
15. I love singing karaoke, it gives me a chance to aria out my voice.
16. When I sing, it’s like I’m living in a musical.
17. Some people say I’m a natural-born singer, but it’s all rehearsed.
18. I love singing in the shower, but I shouldn’t quit my day job just yet.
19. I sing so much, I should start a note-worthy career.
20. My singing skills are nothing to sing about, but at least I can carry a tune.
Pun Notes (Singing Pun Juxtapositions)
1. The choir teacher was feeling pitchy after eating too much pie.
2. The opera singer was flat broke after her performance.
3. The karaoke machine sang the blues when it broke down.
4. The acapella group sang their hearts out but missed a beat.
5. The country singer got lost on the highway and ended up in a rap battle.
6. The jazz musician crooned to the moon but kept hitting flat notes.
7. The pop singer was full of hot air when she hit the high notes.
8. The barbershop quartet gave a haircut to their performance when they forgot the lyrics.
9. The gospel choir was in tune with the Lord but off-key with the audience.
10. The rock singer screamed so hard she lost her voice and her mind.
11. The boy band made all the girls swoon until they started singing.
12. The Broadway star was the center of attention until the understudy showed up and stole the show.
13. The heavy metal band was so loud they caused an earthquake and woke up the dead.
14. The motown singer had soul but needed to work on his timing.
15. The choir director tried to sing alto but just couldn’t hit the right note.
16. The rap artist was the king of the mic until he got tongue-tied and lost his crown.
17. The folk singer strummed his guitar until his fingers got tangled in the strings.
18. The lounge singer was smooth as silk until his voice cracked like old leather.
19. The classical pianist played with precision but needed more heart in her performance.
20. The mariachi band played so passionately they set the stage on fire.
Sing-Along Puns: Melodious Wordplay in Names
1. Harmony Katz Choir
2. Melody Miles Street
3. Note-able Nails Salon
4. Carol Singson
5. Opera Winfrey
6. Acappella Graham
7. Chorus Line Avenue
8. Pitch Perfect Pizza
9. Soulful Simon
10. Rhythm and Smoothie Cafe
11. Pop Vocals Park
12. Sing Your Heart out Street
13. Tenor Tacos
14. Vocal Vibes Hair Salon
15. Alto Avenue
16. Crooners Cafe
17. Singing Sally’s Boutique
18. Baritone Burger Joint
19. Diva Dress Shop
20. Harmony Hill Apartments
Tonal Twists (Spoonerisms) for Singers and Songbirds
1. Ringing songs
2. Daring ritties
3. Swinging loons
4. Belt-tuned karaoke
5. Hymn spraying
6. Jingle spurs
7. Lyrical dancefloor
8. Harmony jammers
9. Tune striking
10. Vocal pitch-slinging
11. Stage blinging
12. Chorus drafting
13. Rhyme ringing
14. Blast suture
15. Bop copping
16. Micro-tonal itch
17. Circuit fright
18. Kimono blending
19. Jazz bashing
20. Glee naming
Melodic Wordplay: Singing Tom Swifties
1. “I’m happy to sing in this choir,” Tom said melodiously.
2. “I can reach those high notes,” Tom said loftily.
3. “I won’t stop singing,” Tom said continuously.
4. “I’ll be performing on stage tonight,” Tom said theatrically.
5. “I really like singing A cappella,” Tom said unaccompanied.
6. “I’m not a professional singer,” Tom said candidly.
7. “I’ll sing no matter what,” Tom said resolutely.
8. “I’ll use Auto-Tune if I’m off-key,” Tom said perfectly.
9. “I love singing harmony with my band,” Tom said melodiously.
10. “I can’t hit the high notes,” Tom said falteringly.
11. “I’m a baritone singer,” Tom said lowly.
12. “I hit the right chords every time,” Tom said perfectly.
13. “I’ll sing forever,” Tom said eternally.
14. “My singing voice is like an angel,” Tom said heavenward.
15. “I used to be a singer, but now I’m tone-deaf,” Tom said flatly.
16. “I’ll only sing acoustically,” Tom said unplugged.
17. “I love singing country music,” Tom said twangily.
18. “I never sing solo,” Tom said in harmony.
19. “I’ll sing you a lullaby,” Tom said sleepily.
20. “I can’t sing higher than the birds,” Tom said chirpily.
Melodious Irony: Singing Puns That Will Hit All the High Notes (Oxymoronic Puns)
1. “I’m a terrible singer, but I’ve got pitch perfect hearing.”
2. “My singing is so bad, it’s music to my ears.”
3. “I love singing off-key in perfect harmony.”
4. “I’m a tone-deaf soprano.”
5. “I’m a professional shower singer.”
6. I’m the world’s worst karaoke champion.
7. “I sound like an angel with a broken wing.”
8. “I’m a bad singer, but I make up for it in enthusiasm.”
9. “I just can’t hit the right notes, but I’m always on key.”
10. “I sing like a canary, but without the pipes.”
11. “I’m a harmonious dissonance.”
12. “I’m a hopeless crooner, but I never sing the blues.”
13. “I’m a terrible singer, but I always hit the right note of comedy.”
14. “My singing voice is like a dream, a nightmare that is.”
15. “I’m the off-key prince(ss) of pop.”
16. “I have a musical ear for terrible singing.”
17. “I’m a discordant melody.”
18. “My singing voice has a range of zero to terrifying.”
19. “I’m a singing disaster that’s music to no one’s ears.”
20. “I’m a tone-deaf Minnie Ripperton.”
Sing Your Heart(out) with Recursive Puns!
1. Have you heard of the singing computer program? It’s called Auto-Tune-a.
2. Why did the singer bring a ladder on stage? To reach new heights with their vocals.
3. What’s a singer’s favorite drink? High notes (chai tea with a splash of honey).
4. What do you call a choir of puppies? The Bark-tones.
5. What’s a singer’s favorite type of cheese? Brie-yonce.
6. Why do singers always carry tissues with them? In case they hit a booger note.
7. What do you get when you cross a singer with a horse? A neigh-soprano.
8. Why did the singer refuse to perform at the seafood buffet? They didn’t want to hit any clamity notes.
9. What happened when the singer’s pet bird learned how to harmonize? They became tweety-partners.
10. What do you call a singer who also practices law? The Bard-ister at law.
11. Why did the singer make a deal with the devil? To hit those devilishly high notes.
12. What do you call a singer who can’t stop sneezing during a performance? An allergic-a soprano.
13. Why was the singer always late for rehearsals? They had a treble-y finding their keys.
14. What do you get when you cross a singer with a carpenter? A mel-o-woodworker.
15. What’s a singer’s favorite winter accessory? A scarf-into (like a falsetto).
16. What’s a frog’s favorite type of singing? Croak-a-pella.
17. Why didn’t the singer like performing in cold temperatures? They never hit the right notes-icle.
18. What do you call a singer who also likes to sew? The stitch-a-soprano.
19. Why did the singer only like performing in dim lighting? Because they were a shade-alto.
20. What’s a singer’s favorite type of fruit? A-cappella-cus.
Punny Melodies: Harmonizing with Cliches (Singing Puns)
1. When the choir director hit his thumb with the hammer, he let out a tenor scream.
2. Singing tenor is a fine art, but it’s not an easy tone to Baroque.
3. When the soprano couldn’t find her key, she had treble trouble.
4. The bass singer was a little flat, but it was all in all good pun.
5. When the cantor’s throat started to hurt, he needed some vowel rest.
6. The alto singer was feeling a bit run down, but she kept caroling on.
7. The conductor was ecstatic when the choir hit their notes in perfect pitch.
8. When the soloist refused to sing with the choir, it was a classic case of diva behavior.
9. I heard that the karaoke singer got arrested for disturbing the peace.
10. The air traffic controller quit his job to become a barbershop quartet singer.
11. The country singer got lost in his own lyrics and became a little bit twang twisted.
12. When the opera singer broke up with his girlfriend, he sang his heart out with “aria” lyrics.
13. It’s easy to remember lyrics when they’re in “arpeggio”.
14. The jazz singer was known for her cool “scat”ting style.
15. The punk rock singer had a “mohawk-ward” hairstyle.
16. When the choir member got a cold, he was singing soprano with a “bass” voice.
17. The folk singer loved “pickin'” tunes on his acoustic guitar.
18. The pop singer’s concerts were always “disco” infernos.
19. The rapper’s rhymes were “dope” enough to make even the stiffest of audiences nod their heads.
20. The opera singer was “aria” of the danger in the haunted theatre.
In conclusion, we hope you found these singing puns as pun-tastic and heartwarming as we did! We believe that laughter is truly the best medicine, and we hope that these puns brought a smile to your face. If you’re in the mood for even more hilarious puns, be sure to check out our website for a treasure trove of pun-derful content. Thank you for stopping by, and until next time, keep singing your heart out!
