Are you looking to brighten up a rainy day with some humor? Look no further than these amazing rain puns that will shower you with laughs! From clever wordplay to silly jokes, we’ve got over 200 puns that are sure to make a splash with anyone. Whether you’re stuck inside during a downpour or just love a good pun, these jokes are perfect for any occasion. So grab a cup of hot cocoa, cozy up indoors, and get ready to be drenched in laughter. Let’s dive into this list of rain puns and see how many we can sprinkle into our conversations!
“Shower Yourself with Laughter” (Editors Pick)
1. “Rain, rain, go away; come again another day” – said every person ever
2. “I’m raining cats and dogs!” – said the thunderstorm
3. Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work? Because he was forecasting showers.”
4. I asked for a lightweight raincoat, but apparently, I needed a rain-heavy one. It’s soaking wet!”
5. Why did the raincoat go to the doctor? Because it was feeling under the weather!”
6. “What do you call it when it starts raining chickens and ducks? Poultry in motion.”
7. “When it rains, it pours – but you can’t expect anything less from a liquid.”
8. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the rain? Because they make up everything!”
9. “What did the umbrella say to the blustery wind? Bring it on!”
10. Why don’t fish go out in the rain? Because they might get wet!”
11. “When it rains heavily, we all become puddle-jumpers.”
12. Why did the raindrop win a race? Because it was the fastest thing on the downhill slope.”
13. Why don’t raindrops play dodgeball? Because they don’t want to get caught.”
14. “When it rains, it definitely dampens my spirits – even when I’m wearing a raincoat!”
15. Why did the rain go to the gym? To get its thunderbolts in shape.”
16. “Why do people love the sound of rain so much? Because it’s music to their ears.
17. “What did one raindrop say to another? Two’s company; three’s a cloud.”
18. “Why does the ocean never get wet in the rain? Because it’s already underwater!”
19. “What happens when you cross a snowman and a rainstorm? Slush puppies!”
20. “Why did the rain stop hitting the pavement? Because it got the drop on it!”
Rain or Shine? Lighthearted Laughs About Rain (One-liner Puns)
1. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect more rain puns in this forecast.
2. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. I’d tell you a chemistry joke about the rain, but it might dilute the reaction.
4. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear.
5. I gave up math because too many numbers have problems.
6. How did Benjamin Button start his rainy morning? Wet.
7. What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.
8. I’m like the weather, I come and go unpredictably.
9. Why don’t lobsters share their toys? Because they’re shellfish.
10. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitation.
11. What is the cutest branch of mathematics? Arith-mom-tics.
12. Why don’t you see penguins in the UK? Because they’re afraid of Wales (whales)!
13. I’m the human equivalent of a gloomy, rainy day.
14. What is a raindrop’s favorite game? Rain-o.
15. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
16. What did the grape say when it got stepped on all the time? Nothing, it just whined.
17. Why don’t birds wear raincoats? Because they have feathers.
18. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
19. What bike does a math teacher ride? A sin-cos-tan.
20. What do you call a person who is addicted to drinking rain? A drizzle-aholic.
Rain Riddles (Question-and-Answer Puns)
1. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
2. How do you catch a squirrel in the rain? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
3. Why was the math book sad on a rainy day? Because it had too many problems!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a rainstorm? Wet snow!
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. What kind of money do they use in the rainforest? Jungle cents!
7. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso!
8. What did one raindrop say to the other? I’m falling for you!
9. Why do birds fly south for the winter? It’s too far to walk!
10. What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt? Time to get charged up!
11. Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was holding its breath too long!
12. What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear!
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field!
14. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
15. What do you call a wet ape? A chimp & damp!
16. Why did the cheese go to the doctor? It was feeling blue!
17. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? A real pet peeve!
18. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
19. Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it’s two tired!
20. Why did the tomato turn green? Because it was jealous of the cucumber!
Rain or Shine, These Puns are Sure to Make a Splash! (Double Entendre Puns on Rain)
1. “I’m forecast to be wet all day. And so’s the weather.”
2. “I’m not the only one who gets soaked when it rains…”
3. As the rain intensified, the conversation got a little wetter, too.
4. “The rain’s really coming down, isn’t it? But I’m staying dry under your umbrella.”
5. “The forecast called for a fifty percent chance of showers, but I think I just got a hundred percent chance of your number.”
6. “I hope you don’t mind getting a little wet – because I just got this rain coat.”
7. “The rain hasn’t stopped all day…maybe we should snuggle up and stay dry together?”
8. “I’m not sure if it’s just the rain, but you’re really making me wet.”
9. “I wasn’t sure if you’d be interested in a rainy day hookup, but it looks like you’re totally down to get wet.”
10. “It’s been so wet lately, I can’t help but imagine how you’d look wearing nothing but a raincoat.”
11. “I wouldn’t mind getting drenched in your rainwater, if you know what I mean.”
12. “I heard the forecast called for scattered showers…but all I can think about is getting lost in your eyes.”
13. “The rain may be pouring down, but I’m only thinking about one thing: your stunning smile.”
14. “I love the rain – but only when I’m soaked to the bone with you by my side.”
15. “I wish I could bottle up the rain and pour it over you. Wait…that’s not what I meant!”
16. “I know it’s wet outside, but I’m hoping you’ll keep me company and make it all worth it.”
17. “The rain may be pounding on the roof, but I’m only hearing the sound of my heart beating faster for you.”
18. “I’d be happy to take a rain check on our plans…as long as we can reschedule them for a steamier night.”
19. “I love the smell of rain – but I think I love the smell of you even more.”
20. “Sure, it’s wet outside. But I don’t mind a little dampness, as long as I’m with you.”
Rain or Punshine: A Deluge of Puns in Rainy Idioms
1. I’m not usually a big fan of puns, but these rain puns are a downpour.
2. It’s raining cats and dogs out there. I hope they’re not too wet.
3. I’m feeling a little under the weather today, but I guess that’s just the rain.
4. Whenever it rains, I get all misty-eyed.
5. Rain, rain, go away… and come back another day when I have an umbrella.
6. Don’t worry about the rain; you’ll weather the storm.
7. If it’s raining outside, you might want to take a rain check on our plans.
8. I’m not a big fan of getting caught in the rain, but I suppose that’s just how the weather flows.
9. I’m not sure what’s worse: getting soaked in the rain or having my puns fall flat.
10. I always feel a little blue when it rains, but at least it rains every cloud has a silver lining.
11. The drought was so bad, we were all praying for rain. Luckily, our prayers were answered and we were flooded with relief.
12. Rain can be a real pain, but it’s better than a drought and less of a drain on the environment.
13. Watching the rain is like watching poetry in motion. It’s a fluid, ever-changing landscape.
14. I don’t mind a little rain. In fact, I find it quite refreshing. It’s like nature’s shower.
15. Whenever it rains, I feel like I’m in a movie. It’s like music to my ears.
16. I don’t always like getting wet in the rain, but it’s a small price to pay for the water that sustains us.
17. The rain was so heavy, it created a deluge. But at least it wasn’t a drought.
18. I don’t like to rain on anyone’s parade, but I think we should cancel our plans if it’s going to pour.
19. When it rains, it pours. But that’s okay. I’ll take a little extra humidity over a dry spell any day.
20. Rain is like a punctuation mark in the story of our lives. Sometimes it’s a period, sometimes it’s an exclamation point, but it always adds depth and dimension.
Rain or Shine? (Pun Juxtaposition on Rain Puns)
1. The rain showered the flowers with love, while the weeds got rain-planted.
2. The rainy weather makes me feel puddle-icious, but my designer shoes are screaming waterproof.
3. The rainfall is so intense; it’s like mother nature is pressing the tears button.
4. I hope the rain stops so we can have a storm-free weekend, but the raincoats are having a field day.
5. The thunderstorm is like a DJ, and the raindrops are dancefloor warriors.
6. My umbrella is my defense mechanism, but the rain is an aggressive offender.
7. The storm is a beautiful catastrophe, but my hair is screaming for help.
8. The raindrops are perfectly in sync, but my car tires are crumbling.
9. The rain is falling in a symphony of music, and my windows are the audience.
10. The rain outside is a wet celebration, while the sun is having an outdoor party.
11. This rainfall is a gift from the skies, but my makeup is not having it.
12. Outdoor patios with rain dropping; it’s like a spa day outdoors.
13. The rainfall is a beautiful moment, but the flooded streets are inhumane.
14. The rain is painting the streets, and the pedestrians are canvas.
15. The rain is a sneaky thief; it always steals my favorite shoes.
16. The smell of rain is a breath of fresh air, but the mud isn’t playing nice.
17. The rain and peanut butter are not a good mix because now my PB&J is wet and gross.
18. The rain is like salty water, and my car is its preferred swimming pool.
19. The wet environment is a cozy aura, but the laundry piles are getting unmanageable.
20. The sun wants to play today, but the rain is like ‘not today buddy.’
Rain Reigns in these Punny Names!
1. Raina
2. Rayne Day
3. Drizzly Dean
4. Misty Moore
5. Stormin’ Norman
6. Sherry Showers
7. April Shower
8. Sunny Ray
9. Wendy Wet
10. Rusty Rivers
11. Deluge Dave
12. Windy Wilson
13. Damp Dan
14. Thunder Tim
15. Raindrop Rachel
16. Showered with Love Salon
17. Soakin’ Susan
18. Pitter-Patter Pete
19. Muddy Waters
20. Cloudy Claire
Rainy Day Rarities (Spoonerisms)
1. Funning rith lizzards
2. Popsicle sturms
3. Trickle sprouds
4. Drizzling cutes
5. Unbrella fray
6. Soaking trongs
7. Sprinkle cpyramids
8. Rainy bolls
9. Pouring hares
10. Drip-drops ceggs
11. Shower flights
12. Stormy skies
13. Wet bogs
14. Downpour blooms
15. Moist meadow
16. Thunderstorm bonnets
17. Misty moose
18. Soggy swamps
19. Squally piderwebs
20. Cloudburst lilies
Rainy Day Wordplay (Tom Swifties)
1. “I love the rain,” Tom said drily.
2. “This storm is intense,” Tom said thunderously.
3. “I hope the downpour doesn’t reach us,” Tom said precipitously.
4. “I can’t stand wet socks,” Tom said damply.
5. “I always forget my umbrella,” Tom said overcastly.
6. “This rain is ruining my hair,” Tom said gravely.
7. “I’m feeling blue on this rainy day,” Tom said depressedly.
8. “I love raindrops on roses,” Tom said melodiously.
9. “I’m glad nobody likes to dance in the rain,” Tom said dryly.
10. “The rain is really pouring it on,” Tom said heavily.
11. “The road is slippery,” Tom said slickly.
12. “I love the sound of the rain,” Tom said drippily.
13. “I’m feeling down and waterlogged,” Tom said soddenly.
14. “I hope the lightning doesn’t strike me down,” Tom said shockingly.
15. “I love feeling the rain on my face,” Tom said refreshingly.
16. I’m glad I’m not a cat and don’t have to deal with wet fur,” Tom said piteously.
17. “I’m all for rainbows, but it requires rain first,” Tom said chromatically.
18. “The weatherman forecasted clear skies, but rain is pouring instead,” Tom said mischievously.
19. “I really need to waterproof my shoes,” Tom said seepingly.
20. “This rain is really putting a damper on my picnic,” Tom said drizzlingly.
Rain or Shine, These Oxymoronic Puns Will Wet Your Whistle!
1. Why did the raincoat get a ticket? It was parked in a dry cleaning zone.
2. Why do people go outside when it rains? To get soaking wet and bone dry at the same time.
3. When it rains cats and dogs, don’t forget your umbrella for the sunny days ahead.
4. Why was the rain so bad at keeping secrets? It always leaked out.
5. Why did the rain drop call his 1099 form an “income precipitation statement”? Because he made it rain all year long.
6. I love it when it rains enough to form a rainbow, but then again, I also like my weather contradictions.
7. Have you heard the one about the thunderstorm that loved rainy days? It was quite a striking contradiction.
8. Why did the rain become a bartender? Because he couldn’t stop pouring himself out.
9. Sure, rainstorms can be gloomy, but at least they keep the weather forecasters on their toes.
10. I took one look outside and said, “It’s raining cats and dogs…but where are the pitter-patters of tiny paws?”
11. If you’re ever feeling down, just remember that every drop of rain contributes to a larger picture. Except for paradoxical rain.
12. I love dancing in the rain, but I also love staying dry. Hooray for poetic license!
13. When it rains in the desert, it’s both a blessing and a mirage.
14. It’s no wonder we say it’s “raining buckets” – after all, contradictions do make up the essence of comedy!
15. When the weatherman said it would be sunny all day, little did we know it would be rainbows and sunbeams in paradise.
16. The only thing better than a good rainfall is a clear sky…if not for the muddy puddles, of course.
17. I love the sound of rain on a tin roof, but I also value a good pair of noise-cancelling headphones.
18. Not all rains are created equal – some are patchy, some are drizzly, and some are hail-storms in a teacup!
19. Why did the rain cloud cross the road? To get to the sunny side, of course.
20. When life gives you rainy days, make oxymoronic pun lemonade!
Rain or Shine, Let’s Get Punning! (Recursive Puns on Rain)
1. Why don’t you ever iron a 4-leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck.
2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
4. I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy.
5. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
6. Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
7. I don’t trust people who do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers.
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
9. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
10. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
11. I told my wife she was overreacting. She just rolled her eyes and left.
12. I’ll tell you a chemistry joke but I’m afraid I won’t get a reaction.
13. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
14. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
15. I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.
16. I used to be addicted to soap operas. But I’m clean now.
17. You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
18. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
19. I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
20. If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia.
Rain or Shine, These Pun-derful Clichés Will Have You Under the Weather
1. “When it rains, it pours. That’s why I always bring my umbrella.”
2. “April showers bring May flowers, but also muddy shoes.”
3. “I’m singing in the rain, but my neighbors are probably sick of it.”
4. “Rain, rain, go away… unless you’re bringing me a cup of tea.”
5. “Don’t rain on my parade… unless it’s a parade of umbrellas.”
6. “It’s raining cats and dogs, but I only brought my cat-sized umbrella.”
7. The forecast is calling for a chance of rain, but I’m a gambling person anyway.
8. “After the storm comes the rainbow, but first comes the drying off process.”
9. “I’m like a rain barrel, always overflowing with puns.”
10. “The rain was pouring down like it had a point to make.”
11. “When life gives you rain, make a puddle and jump in it.”
12. “I’m never one to rain on someone’s parade, but I’ll sprinkle in some humor.”
13. “Rain, rain, don’t go away. I just bought a new pair of rain boots to show off.”
14. “I was going to make a rain joke, but I thought it would be too drab.”
15. “It’s raining outside, but I’m staying inside where it’s dry and comical.”
16. “I love a good rainstorm. It’s just water off a pun’s back.”
17. “You can’t always get what you want, but at least I got a shower during this rain.”
18. “My puns are like raindrops that just keep falling, falling, falling…”
19. “The rain inspired me to write a poem, but all I got was a limerick.”
20. If it starts to rain, be thankful for the watering of your garden and your jokes.
In conclusion, rain puns never fail to make us feel better on a gloomy day! We hope our collection of 200+ amazing rain puns has brought some laughter and sunshine into your life. If you enjoyed these puns, make sure to check out our website for even more witty wordplay. Thank you for taking the time to visit us, and stay dry out there!
