Get ready to show off your wit and humor with these 200+ ultimate pride puns! Whether you’re celebrating Pride Month or simply looking for a good laugh, these hilarious wordplays are sure to put a smile on your face. From puns about rainbows to clever word combinations with LGBTQ+ terminology, there’s something here for everyone. These puns are perfect for social media captions, greeting cards, or just for sharing with your friends and family. So put on your rainbow gear and get ready to let your pride flag fly!
Prideful Puns Galore (Editors Pick)
1. “I’m so proud to be punny!”
2. “Pride and pun-prejudice”
3. “I take pride in my punny personality”
4. “Proud Mary, keep on pun-ning”
5. “I’m pun-ishingly proud of my wordplay”
6. “Pun-tastic pride”
7. “I have a pun-derful sense of pride”
8. “My puns are the pride of my wit”
9. “Proudly punny since birth”
10. “Puns are my pride and joy”
11. “I’m so proud of myself for thinking of that pun”
12. “Pun-derful pride parade”
13. “I wear my pun-loving heart on my sleeve with pride”
14. “My pun-tential knows no bounds”
15. “I’m bursting with pun-fectionist pride”
16. Pun-making is an art, and I’m proud to be Picasso
17. “Pun-dles of pride”
18. “I have a pun-derfully strong sense of pride when it comes to my humor”
19. “Pun-lovers unite in pride”
20. “Pun-derful pride-filled moments”
Proudly Punny (One-liner Pride Puns)
1. Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? She took too much pride in herself!
2. A group of lions is called a pride, but a group of peacocks is called an “ostentation.” I guess pride isn’t just for lions.
3. I’m pretty sure male lions have a lot of pride–have you seen their manes?
4. She had too much pride to admit she was wrong about the puns, but I think she’s just lion to herself.
5. When asked why he was so prideful, the peacock replied, “I can’t help it, it runs in my feathers.
6. How do lions organize a Pride Parade? They just line up and start roaring.
7. The product for lions suffering from too much pride: Roar-X Cream!
8. The zookeeper was impressed with the lion’s prideful attitude, but had to remind him not to be too much of a cheetah.
9. He had so much pride that he couldn’t resist a good mani-claw each weekend.
10. Why are lions always so proud of their accomplishments? They have a lot of paw-some confidence.
11. Which bird has the most pride? The flamingo–it has to stand on one leg all day to look that good.
12. What do you call a group of lions who are constantly taking selfies? A pride of poseurs.
13. She had so much pride in her cooking that she could whisk it all day.
14. The lion was so proud of his new hairdo, but his friend had to tell him he looked a little too main-stream.
15. When asked how he could show so much pride while sleeping all day, the sloth replied, “It’s all in the mindset.
16. Why did the peacock go to the tailor? He wanted to add a little more pride to his strut.
17. She took pride in her job as a zookeeper, but sometimes things got a little wild.
18. It’s important to be prideful, but don’t be a lion about it.
19. The king of the jungle may be proud, but the queen of the jungle (the lioness) can take care of herself too.
20. People need to stop comparing their struggles to others–everyone has their lion’s share of prideful moments and it’s okay to embrace them.
Pride Puzzles (Question-and-Answer Puns)
1. What do you call a vain lion? A preen-us!
2. Why did the peacock refuse to cross the road? Because it was afraid of losing face!
3. What do you get when you cross a lion with a race car? A pride and joy ride!
4. Why did the cat leave the beauty contest? Because it feline embarrassed!
5. Why did the lion refuse to eat the comedian? It left a bad taste in his mouth!
6. What do you get when you cross a pride member with a plumber? A roaring trade!
7. Why did the lion refuse to use the computer? He was afraid of catching a tiger virus!
8. What do you get when you cross a pride member with a barber? A maine attraction!
9. What do you call a mansion filled with lions? A pride palace!
10. What do you call a lion with a swollen paw? A feline sorry for himself!
11. Why did the lion break up with the lioness? He was tired of the “clawsome” love!
12. Why did the lion refuse to attend the party? Because he had a mane event to go to!
13. How do you defeat a pride of lions with one punch? With your “bare” hands!
14. Why did the lion take the gym membership? He wanted to stay in prime-mane condition!
15. What do you call a lion who loves shopping? A mane-iac shopper!
16. Why did the lion refuse to attend the concert? He heard it was a cheetah music festival!
17. What do you get when you cross a lion with a sheep? A lion in sheep’s clothing!
18. Why did the lion become a filmmaker? He loved recording his pride-ful moments!
19. What do you call a lion who loves to paint? An art-istic pride member!
20. Why do lions always win at poker? They have a “cat-titude” of pride!
Pride and Prejudice (Double Entendre Puns on Pride Puns)
1. I have so much pride in my cooking skills, some say I’m a bit egotistical.
2. A lion’s pride never backs down from a challenge.
3. My neighbor’s pride and joy is their garden, but they never like to show off.
4. She knew she shouldn’t be so full of pride, but she couldn’t help feeling like the cat’s meow.
5. My friend’s car is his pride and joy, but it’s really just a fancy way to get from point A to point B.
6. The pride of the football team was their star quarterback, who could throw the ball farther than anyone else.
7. Showing off his new watch, he said, “It’s my pride and wrist.”
8. I’m proud to say that I’m a descendant of royalty, but I don’t like to brag about it.
9. He’s so full of pride, he thinks he can solve any problem. I guess you could say he’s a bit of a know-it-all.
10. The pride parade was full of rainbows and love.
11. I take great pride in my ability to make people laugh, but sometimes I take it too far.
12. My daughter’s ballet recital was her moment of pride, and I couldn’t stop crying tears of joy.
13. My sister’s pride and joy are her two pet cats, who she spoils like crazy.
14. She was so proud of her new haircut, she kept flipping her hair all day.
15. The school’s pride and joy were their talented musicians, who always put on amazing performances.
16. I’m proud of my ability to make puns, even if they’re a little cheesy.
17. A peacock’s pride is perhaps his most recognizable feature, but it can also be his downfall.
18. I know I should be humble, but my pride gets in the way sometimes.
19. The singer’s pride and joy was his voice, which he had spent years perfecting.
20. My grandma’s pride and joy is her secret recipe for homemade apple pie, which she won’t share with anyone.
Pride Puns: The Mane Event of Idiomatic Incidents
1. Pride goeth before the fall, but I’d rather have a pride goeth before the catwalk.
2. They say pride is a sin, but have you seen my Pride and Prejudice collection?
3. My pride and joy is my 1967 Mustang.
4. I have a healthy amount of pride in my cooking skills, but I won’t dessert you.
5. I’m so proud of my cooking, I could just biscuit.
6. I’m not lion when I say my pride is strong.
7. I’m so proud of my collection of puns, I might have to write a book about them – Pride and Pun-justice.
8. The problem with pride is it always precedes a fall. That’s why I stick to staircases.
9. I have so much pride in my ability to come up with puns, I’m sure I’m going to make a lot of dough someday – it’s just a matter of flour-time.
10. They say pride goeth before the fall, but as a rock climber, my pride has been the thing that helps me reach the summit.
11. I always take pride in a good game of chess, but I never queens.
12. I usually don’t like to brag, but I’ll make an exception for my pride.
13. People say that pride can get in the way of success, but I say, “If at first you don’t succeed, try Pride again.”
14. I’m proud of my sense of humor, but I try not to get too pun-dantic.
15. When it comes to my garden, I take a lot of pride in my hoe-ing skills.
16. My friend’s pet lion is always the center of Pride Rock jokes.
17. I’m so proud of my accomplishments I’ve been known to break out in a confetti of pride.
18. I may not be a fan of the annual Pride parade, but I’m definitely a fan of my rainbow carrot garden.
19. It’s important to have pride in one’s work, but not to the point of being a hamburgeon.
20. My pride is as strong as a lifeboat in a sea of talent.
Proudly Punny: Juxtaposing Pride Puns!
1. The lion was the king of puns because he never had a pride moment.
2. It’s a sin to be too full of pride, unless you’re a lion, then it’s just normal.
3. The peacock always thinks it’s better than the other birds, talk about a prideful bird.
4. As a joke, a group of lions all decided to have a pride parade.
5. Somehow the rabbits outnumbered the lions in the pride celebrations.
6. People got a kick out of the zebra’s new prideful stripes.
7. The tiger strutted through the jungle with great pride.
8. The giraffe had a hard time fitting in with the other animals, but at least it was tall with pride.
9. If you build up your pride too high, it’ll eventually fall flat like a souffle.
10. Every year the anteater looked forward to the pride month celebrations.
11. The suave cat always walked around with a sense of pride, he was one cool cat.
12. When the mouse won the race against the cat, it was the ultimate pride moment.
13. The gorilla flexed his muscles with pride when he lifted the heavy log.
14. The ostrich couldn’t let go of its prideful habit of sticking its head in the sand.
15. The elephant walked by with pride, flapping its ears in the wind.
16. The koala was the cutest animal in the zoo, and it knew it with pride.
17. When the alligator got a new set of teeth it was the ultimate prideful moment.
18. You can take pride in a job well done, but not when you’re a sloth.
19. The fox always felt so clever, it was a source of pride for him.
20. After cleaning itself for hours, the cat strutted away with pride, as if it was the cleanest animal in the world.
Prideful Puns (Pun-derful Pride Name Wordplay)
1. Lion O’Toole
2. Mane Attraction Salon
3. Pride Rock Resort
4. The Mane Event Catering
5. Simba’s Pride Fitness
6. The Lion’s Den Barbershop
7. Purrfect Pride Animal Clinic
8. Roar Bar and Grill
9. Prideful Paws Pet Grooming
10. Hairy Situation Salon
11. Lion’s Share Financial Advisors
12. Fierce Fitness Gym
13. Catty Shack Restaurant
14. Paws for Pride Daycare
15. The Hairitage Styling Salon
16. Wild Thing Adventures Tour Company
17. Purrfectly Proud Feline Boarding
18. Lord of the Manes Hair Studio
19. Claw-some Cuisine Restaurant
20. Mane Squeeze Juice Bar
Prideful Punnery (Spoonerisms)
1. “Wide of the pried”
2. “Lion of the pide”
3. “Mayor of the bide”
4. “Handful of the bride”
5. “Crown of the pride”
6. “Roar of the pie”
7. “Furry of the pyre”
8. “Tall and pried”
9. “King of the fried”
10. “Jaguar of the jive”
11. “Cub of the spied”
12. “Mighty of the ride”
13. “Feline of the fine print”
14. “Tiger of the tightrope”
15. Leopard of the leopard-print
16. “Cheetah of the cheater”
17. “Ocelot of the omelet”
18. “Puma of the perfume”
19. “Panther of the pantries”
20. “Lynx of the links”
Proud Play on Words (Tom Swifties)
1. “I refuse to dance,” said Tom pridefully.
2. “I won best in show,” said Tom doggedly.
3. “I never exaggerate,” said Tom modestly.
4. “I’m not afraid of heights,” said Tom airily.
5. “I hate public speaking,” said Tom speechlessly.
6. “I’m the king of the dancefloor,” said Tom regally.
7. “I’m not high maintenance,” said Tom luxuriously.
8. “I’m amazing at chess,” said Tom queenly.
9. “I can’t stand bugs,” said Tom disgustedly.
10. “I’m an expert in fashion,” said Tom stylishly.
11. I love romantic movies,” said Tom heartily.
12. “I have an incredible sense of humor,” said Tom laughingly.
13. “I’m a great cook,” said Tom saucily.
14. “I’m always punctual,” said Tom timely.
15. “I’m fearless,” said Tom boldly.
16. “I’m not materialistic,” said Tom valueably.
17. “I’m a master of the grill,” said Tom smokily.
18. “I’m an incredible artist,” said Tom painting-ly.
19. “I don’t get nervous,” said Tom calmly.
20. “I’m not messy,” said Tom cleanly.
Contradictory Ego Puns (Oxymoronic Puns)
1. Humblebrag
2. Modest braggart
3. Humble ego
4. Quietly ostentatious
5. Proudly embarrassed
6. Modest show-off
7. Confidently insecure
8. Modest boast
9. Shy exhibitionist
10. Humble vanity
11. Arrogant humility
12. Humble bravado
13. Prideful humility
14. Confidently shy
15. Modest grandiosity
16. Boldly meek
17. Shy extrovert
18. Narcissistic modesty
19. Egotistical humility
20. Humble superiority
Proudly Punning Our Way through Recursive Pride!
1. Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.
2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo? They found the pride trying to raise money for bail.
3. I’m not lion, these pride puns are a-mazing!
4. I pride myself on my impeccable grammar, but sometimes I use a big word I don’t really know the meaning of. It gives me thesaurus throat.
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired!
7. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
9. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
10. I’m trying to write a book on reverse psychology, but nobody wants to read it.
11. I’m really good at math, even my calculators prides itself on getting to work with me every day.
12. I pride myself on being a good butcher. I sell only the breast meat.
13. I would try to make a lion pun, but they’re already purrfect.
14. I don’t have a lion pun for this one. I guess I lioned through all of them too fast.
15. A friend told me a cross-eyed bear has a sister named Lisa.
16. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
17. I’m proud of my new thesaurus. It’s really heavy, but also really great!
18. A backwards poet has dyslexia.
19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
20. A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
“Roaring with Pride: Punny Cliches to Celebrate Self-Love”
1. I have a lion’s share of pride in myself.
2. My pride is not a deadly sin, it’s a superpower!
3. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it take pride in itself.
4. All’s fair in love and pride.
5. Pride comes before a job well done.
6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the pride.
7. An ounce of pride is worth a pound of humility.
8. A rolling stone gathers no pride.
9. The early bird gets the pride.
10. All that glitters is not just gold, it’s also my pride.
11. A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny spent on pride is priceless.
12. When the cat’s away, the pride will play.
13. Keep your friends close, and your pride closer.
14. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but my pride is pretty universal.
15. The proof of the pudding is in the pride.
16. Don’t put all your pride in one basket.
17. You can’t make an omelette without breaking some pride.
18. Don’t judge a book by its pride.
19. United we stand, divided we fall — unless we’re united in our pride.
20. When life gives you lemons, make lemon pride.
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