Are you a fan of wordplay? Are you also a lover of all things herbal? Then you’ve come to the right place! We have scoured the internet and gathered over 200 herb puns that are sure to tickle your funny bone and spice up your day. From sage advice to cilantro jokes, we’ve got it all. Whether you’re a seasoned pun enthusiast or just looking for a good laugh, these herb puns are thyme well spent. So sit back, relax, and let’s get ready to herb our enthusiasm for some hilarious wordplay!
Herb your enthusiasm: The top puns that will plant a smile on your face (Editors Pick)
1. Basil-ically, herbs are the spice of life.
2. “I’m not herb-tolerant, I’m herb-resilient.”
3. “Mint to be together.”
4. “Chive got a feeling.”
5. “Thyme heals all wounds.”
6. “Sage advice for any situation.”
7. “Parsley what you need in life.”
8. “Basil yourself in the beauty of nature.”
9. “Oregano here often?”
10. “Got herb? You better!”
11. “Don’t worry, be parsley.”
12. “In a dill-ma here, can’t decide which herb I want.”
13. “Rosemary, thyme, and everything fine.”
14. “Herb your enthusiasm.”
15. Bay leaf in yourself.
16. An herb a day keeps the doctor away.
17. “Can’t container that much herb.”
18. “Parsley down for the cause.”
19. “You can’t handle the herbs.”
20. “I beleaf herbs are the future.”
Herb Your Enthusiasm: Kraken Some Jokes (One-liner Puns)
1. Why did the farmer plant parsley in his window? He wanted to see some seasoning.”
2. “What did the judge say to the herb? Dill with it.
3. Did you hear about the herb who won the race? He took the thyme to train.”
4. What did the herb say to the bee? Basil, my friend.
5. “Why wouldn’t the herb share their snacks? They were too sage.”
6. What did the herb garden say after a long day of planting? It’s time to chive into relaxation.”
7. “Why did the herb join a band? He had a lot of thyme on his hands.”
8. “What do you call a herb that’s bad at cooking? A miss-steak.”
9. “Why did the herb go to the doctor? He was feeling a little oregan-ill.
10. “What do you call a herb that’s always running late? Tardy-gan.”
11. What’s the herb’s favorite musical genre? Herb-step.”
12. “What did the herb say when he saw a scary movie? That was thyme well-spent.”
13. “What’s the herb’s favorite social media platform? Parsley-gram.”
14. “Why was the herb so mad? Someone stole his dill.”
15. “What do you call a herb that’s lost its flavor? A has-bean.”
16. “Why was the herb garden upset? The snails were acting like salt and pests.”
17. “What do you call a herb that’s really into fitness? Thyme-athlete.”
18. Why did the herb run for president? He believed in a minty fresh future.”
19. “Why did the herb go to the art museum? He wanted to appreciate some thyme-less classics.”
20. “What do you call a group of herbs that hang out together? The seasoning squad.”
Herbal Hilarities: (Question-and-Answer Puns)
1. What kind of herb do you use to fix a broken heart? Basil.
2. Why did the herbs go to jail? They were caught stealing oregano.
3. What did the parsley say to the thyme when they asked for a favor? Sure, herb you go!
4. What do you say to your herbs when they are misbehaving? Oregano stop that!
5. Why did the herb go to the doctor? It was feeling a little sage.
6. What did the herb say to the chef? Don’t be thyme’s enemy, be thyme’s herb.
7. What do you call it when a herb can’t find its friends? Basil-ically lost.
8. Why did the herb want to take a nap? It was feeling dill-erious.
9. How does a herb greet its friends? Sage, sage, sage!
10. Why don’t herbs like puns? They think they’re too coriander.
11. What do you call a herb that sleeps all day? Basil-y lazy.
12. What do you call a herb that’s gone bad? Rhubarb-ish.
13. How do herbs get around town? They drive in a herb-ivore.
14. Why did the herb cross the road? To get to the other dill.
15. What’s a herb’s favorite dessert? Mint chocolate chip.
16. What do you call a herb that’s also a lawyer? Baysil.
17. What did the herb say when it graduated from college? Thanks for herb-ing me.
18. What do you say to herbs when they’re afraid? It’s not that big of a dill.
19. How do herbs keep their lives organized? They use a mint planner.
20. What do you call a herb that’s really good at running? Thyme-chaser.
Sage Talk: Double Entendre Puns on Herb Puns
1. Did you hear about the herb that got arrested? It was basil-ing.
2. Why did the herb refuse therapy? It had sage advice.
3. I tried to find an herb that would help me relax, but all I found was chamomile tea-sing me.
4. The herb garden was pretty impressive, but the basil was really the thyme of the party.
5. What do you call a herb with a bad attitude? A thyme bomb.
6. Sage advice for the herb garden: If at first you don’t succeed, tri, tri again.
7. Why did the herb go to the doctor? It needed a tarragon test.
8. The herb enthusiast was really into thyme travel.
9. I asked the herb which spice was the strongest, and it replied “thyme will tell.”
10. The herb got angry when it was mistaken for a weed. It said, “I’m not a weed, I’m an herb-jesty.”
11. The herb was embarrassed when it slipped and landed in the mud because it had a little thyme on its hands.
12. Why did the herb refuse to play poker? It felt like it always had a raw deal.
13. The herb decided to take a cooking class so it could learn how to express its self.
14. I asked the herb if it wanted to join me for a drink, but it said it was already mint-ed.
15. Why did the herb refuse to watch the movie “Spice World”? It said it was too pepp-ery.
16. The herb was really into yoga and even had a favorite pose called “sage-asana.
17. When the herb got drunk, it started to speak in parsely-speak.
18. Why did the herb decide to become a lawyer? It had a real dill-emma to solve.
19. The herb garden was so incredible, it was like living in an herb-itat.
20. The herb was shocked when it found out it had won the award for “best flavor.” It said, “I never parsley-seated this happening!”
Herby Hilarity (Punning with Herb Idioms)
1. I’ll keep this short and herbaceous.
2. I’m always willing to lend a sage piece of advice.
3. Every rosemary has its thyme.
4. You can’t make a parsley without breaking some oregano.
5. You have got to be koi when it comes to herb puns.
6. The mint family is really down-to-earth.
7. I’d rather be home growing basil than out on the town.
8. Everything I know, I learned from the sage on the hill.
9. You gotta risk it for the thyme biscuit.
10. I don’t carrot all about herb puns.
11. I have a vinaigrette personality.
12. Lets start thyme anew!
13. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy herbs and that’s kind of the same thing.
14. I’m parsley in love with you.
15. Have a sweet basil of relief.
16. Life is what we make herb.
17. Always mint to be.
18. It’s time to turn over a new bay leaf.
19. Everything is better with a pinch of salt and some sage advice.
20. I’m a Lost cause-mint.
Herb Your Enthusiasm (Pun Juxtaposition)
1. The rosemary oil was so potent it made me thyme travel.
2. What do you call a hippie’s favorite seasoning? Patchouli!
3. A gardener’s favorite band? The Spice Girls.
4. Did you hear about the herb who needed to go to the doctor? He was oregano.
5. Why did the chef name his restaurant “Sage Advice? Because his dishes were so wise.
6. Why did the vegetarian order a side of chives? They wanted to onion a nutrient boost.
7. What did the basil say when it was surprised? “Holy basil!”
8. Why couldn’t anyone concentrate on their work in the herb garden? Because there was too much thyme on their hands.
9. Did you hear about the depressed herb? It couldn’t find its parsley.
10. I told my friend I needed a new herb for my garden and they recommended dill. But I said, “I don’t have dill-usions of grandeur.”
11. What’s a plant’s favorite party game? Parsley Pursuit.
12. Don’t tell secrets in the herb garden, there are too many thyme eavesdroppers.
13. Why did the lavender go to therapy? It was feeling a little blue.
14. How do you know if a leaf is good at math? It has strong root signs.
15. Why is it best to break up with a chef? They’re always full of sage advice.
16. What did the mint say to the other herb in the garden? “We make a great pear.”
17. How did the herb get in trouble at school? It was always basil-ing out.
18. The oregano got a little too aggressive in the garden, so I had to pepper spray it.
19. What did the celery say when it couldn’t cut it in the herb garden? “I can’t compete with all these seasoned plants.”
20. The herb garden was struggling until they brought in a motivational speaker – it really gave them some herb-age.
Herb Your Enthusiasm (Puns on Herb Names)
1. Thyme Warp (Time Warp)
2. Basil Fawlty (Basil Faulty)
3. Parsley Hilton (Paris Hilton)
4. Rosemary’s Baby (Rosemary’s Baby)
5. Oregano Bloom (Orlando Bloom)
6. Sage Steele (Sage Steel)
7. Dill-ightful (Delightful)
8. Minty Fresh (Minty Fresh)
9. Anise Girl (Annie’s Girl)
10. Chives of Steel (Man of Steel)
11. Peppermint Patty (Peppermint Patty)
12. Cilantro Fuentes (Cassandra Fuentes)
13. Bay Leaves (Baywatch)
14. Thyme Square (Times Square)
15. Garlic Jackson (Michael Jackson)
16. Basil Rathbone (Basil Rathbone)
17. Tarragon Downey Jr. (Robert Downey Jr.)
18. Herb Alpert (Herb Albert)
19. Cumin & Goings (Comings & Goings)
20. Lavender Garden (Lavender Garden)
Herbs ‘n’ Words: Get Punny with these Spoonerisms
1. Basil Thyme – Tazil Bythme
2. Oregano Flavor – Floregano Ovavor
3. Rosemary Garden – Gosemary Rarden
4. Dill Pickle – Pill Dickle
5. Sage Wisdom – Wage Sidom
6. Mint Condition – Cint Mondition
7. Thyme Traveler – Time Thraveler
8. Bay Leaf – Lay Bafe
9. Cilantro Lime – Lilantro Cime
10. Chive Talkin’ – Dive Chalkin’
11. Peppermint Patty – Mepperpint Petty
12. Lemongrass Scent – Gemonlass Lcent
13. Tarragon Dreamin’ – Darragon Treemin’
14. Ginger Snaps – Singer Gnaps
15. Parsley Porridge – Parsley Porrage
16. Coriander Crush – Koriander Crush
17. Celery Stalk – Seletry Talk
18. Paprika Powder – Parika Powper
19. Saffron Spice – Spaffron Sice
20. Caraway Seeds – Saraway Ceeds
Herb-alicious One-Liners (Tom Swifties on Herb Puns)
1. “I love basil,” Tom said ruefully.
2. “This pesto is divine,” Tom remarked saucily.
3. “This thyme is overwhelming,” Tom said overwhelmingly.
4. “This cilantro is great mixed with lime,” Tom said in a zesty manner.
5. “This herb garden makes me feel minty fresh,” Tom said in a refreshing manner.
6. “I can’t decide which herb to use,” Tom said indecisively.
7. “This coriander is making my taste buds dance,” Tom said in a spicy tone.
8. “This parsley is a sight for sore eyes,” Tom said parsimoniously.
9. “I wish I could grow herbs like my neighbors,” Tom said enviously.
10. “This dill is making me feel pickled,” Tom said in a briny tone.
11. “I feel like a sage when I cook with herbs,” Tom said wisely.
12. “This rosemary is so fragrant, it’s almost romantic,” Tom said amorously.
13. “This herb-infused tea is delicious,” Tom said steeply.
14. I need more chives for my baked potato,” Tom said scallionously.
15. “This mint is perfect for mojitos,” Tom said confidently.
16. This herb butter is a game-changer,” Tom said spread-eagled.
17. I like putting thyme on my pizza,” Tom said oreganoly.
18. “Pesto is so versatile,” Tom said in a flexible manner.
19. “I’m not a fan of cilantro,” Tom said in a flat-tasting manner.
20. “This herb bread is absolutely divine,” Tom said crustily.
Herb Your Enthusiasm: Oxymoronic Puns on Garden Goodness
1. The pessimistic herbalist had trouble keeping up his plants’ spirits.
2. The vegan chef served up a meaty thyme stuffing.
3. The lazy gardener loved planting hardy annuals.
4. The forgetful herbalist kept misplacing his sage advice.
5. The indecisive cook couldn’t choose between oregano and basil.
6. The sleep-deprived gardener needed a bed of roses.
7. The rebellious plant refused to follow the basil-isk’s advice.
8. The sarcastic herbalist called his perfect lawn an organic jungle.
9. The health-conscious chef sneaked some butter into her healthy herb soup.
10. The impatient gardener just wanted to reap radish weed.
11. The germophobic herb enthusiast couldn’t stand dirty mint leaves.
12. The nonchalant herbalist casually threw around some thyme bombs.
13. The skinflint gardener refused to buy any parsley tears.
14. The unorthodox chef infused her dish with a pinch of chaos.
15. The clumsy herbalist always broke his rose-tinted glasses.
16. The skeptical gardener doubted his chives and balances.
17. The rebellious plant refused to be overshadowed by the mightier swordgrass.
18. The free-spirited herb enthusiast let her basil wanderlust take over.
19. The disorganized chef’s spice cabinet was a perfectly balanced mess.
20. The perfectionist gardener would leave no sage unturned.
Herbalicious Laughter (Recursive Puns on Herb Puns)
1. Did you hear about the rosemary’s baby? It was born seasoned.
2. I asked my herbalist friend to help me choose between mint and basil. He replied, “It all dill-pends”.
3. What do you call an herb that’s good at math? Sage.
4. My thyme machine is broken. I can’t go back any further.
5. I keep telling my husband to leaf the herbs alone, but he keeps parsley-ing them.
6. I heard the bay leaf went on a date with the thyme. It was love at first spice.
7. My friend asked me if I wanted to join her herb garden club. I declined, I just don’t have the thyme.
8. Sage advice: don’t mess with thistles.
9. My cilantro was feeling under the weather, so I suggested it try some herb-a-ly tea.
10. What do you call a herb that’s a troublemaker? Basil-asurb.
11. I went on a road trip with a bunch of spices. We definitely had some carrawaydrie in there.
12. I had a dream that the oregano was in charge of a bank. It was the head seasoning.
13. My herb collection was becoming too large, so I had to put it on thyme-out.
14. What did the avocado say to the basil? Holy guacamole!
15. I’m not saying I’m addicted to herbs, but I definitely have a sage habit.
16. I was going to tell a joke about thyme, but it’s too long.
17. My favorite herb is mint. It makes everything just a tad-fresher.
18. The rosemary and the parsley got into a fight. It was quite the seasoning brawl.
19. I tried to grow some herbs in my car, but it was a salt and pepper Corolla.
20. What do you call a herb that’s always late? Tardy-agon.
Herbalicious Wordplay: Puns on Herb Cliches
1. “I’m not lazy, I’m just a little herbivorous.”
2. “Time heals all herbs.”
3. “When life gives you basil, make pesto.”
4. “All’s fair in love and rosemary.”
5. “Don’t judge an herb by its aroma.”
6. “Too many cooks spoil the rosemary bush.”
7. “You can’t make an omelette without thyme.”
8. “When the going gets tough, the tough get rosemary.”
9. “A watched pot never boils, unless you add some herbs.”
10. “The early herb gets the worm.”
11. “Out of thyme, out of mind.”
12. “Herb your enthusiasm.”
13. “When in doubt, let sage be your guide.”
14. “Basil-ically speaking, this salad is delicious.”
15. “Variety is the thyme of life.”
16. “Don’t be a parsley pooper.”
17. Make hay while the sun shines, and rosemary while the pizza bakes.
18. “When life hands you mint, make mojitos.”
19. “A bird in the hand is better than two herbs in the bush.”
20. “You can’t have your herb and eat it too.”
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