May is the perfect month for all pun lovers out there! With spring in full bloom and warmer weather approaching, it’s the perfect time to celebrate with some hilarious and pun-tastic jokes. Whether you’re looking for a laugh or just want to brighten someone’s day, we’ve got you covered with over 200 puns that are sure to make you smile. From May Day to Memorial Day, we’ve got puns for every occasion. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way through May with our collection of puns galore! Get ready to ROFL with our curated list of May puns.
Punbelievable! (Editors Pick)
1. May the force be with you.
2. May the fourth be with you.
3. May puns be with you.
4. May the best pun win.
5. May the odds be ever in your favor.
6. May I be frank, I don’t speak French.
7. May-nia, the uncontrollable urge to make puns.
8. Maybe I’m a little bit crazy for loving puns.
9. May the road rise up to meet you.
10. May you always find yourself filled with joy.
11. May your day be as bright as your smile.
12. May your coffee be strong and your puns be sharp.
13. May your days be filled with laughter and puns.
14. May you be blessed with many puns.
15. May the sun always shine on your puns.
16. May your puns make everyone groan.
17. May your day be filled with smiles and puns.
18. May your puns always be on point.
19. May your puns bring all the boys to the yard.
20. May your puns be as sweet as May flowers.
May They Never Stop: Punny Quips to Brighten Your Day
1. May the fourth be with you!
2. May the best man win.
3. April showers bring May flowers.
4. May the odds be ever in your favor.
5. May I have this dance?
6. May I offer you a drink?
7. You may kiss the bride.
8. May I suggest a restaurant?
9. May the road rise up to meet you.
10. May I see your ID, sir?
11. May I please have some more?
12. You may be right, but…
13. May the force be with you.
14. May your day be full of sunshine and rainbows.
15. May I have a moment of your time?
16. May the wind be ever at your back.
17. May I borrow a pencil?
18. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
19. May I help you with that?
20. May you have a happy and prosperous new year.
May I Entertain You with These May Puns? (Question-and-Answer Puns)
1. Why did the calendar go to therapy? Because it had too many May days.
2. Why did the mayonnaise break up with the ketchup? Because they were too saucy.
3. Why did the computer go outside? To get some fresh May-ware.
4. Why did the chef quit his job? He had too many may concerns.
5. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many May-th problems.
6. Why did the mattress need a cup of water? It was going through a May-tress.
7. Why did the burglar break into the Mayflower? He wanted a May-flower.
8. Why did the gardener quit? He hated May-king mistakes.
9. Why did the turkey join a band? It had a may-zen drum.
10. Why did the soldier wear flip flops? He wanted to be May-stylish.
11. Why did the bird cross the playground? To get to the May picnic.
12. Why did the walrus join the gym? To get some May-sculature.
13. Why did the chicken always win at checkers? Because it knew how to May-move.
14. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the May-be.
15. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a May-hole in one.
16. Why did the pirate go on vacation? To find some Maytreasure.
17. Why did the tree get a haircut? It was May-lingering.
18. Why did the singer refuse to perform? She had too much stage May-fright.
19. Why did the cyclist cross the road? To May-ke it to the finish line.
20. Why did the cannibal refuse to eat the May flower? He was afraid it would give him gas.
May the Puns be with You! (Double Entendre Puns on May)
1. Don’t be too may-hem in the kitchen.
2. You may want to reconsider that cheesy joke.
3. I may have a problem with pun addiction.
4. I may be wrong, but I think that’s a pun.
5. You may want to think of another pun.
6. May you always have enough puns to tell.
7. I’m so pun-ished out right now.
8. I may have to pun-ish you for that one.
9. May you always be the punniest in the room.
10. I may have forgotten some puns, but oh well.
11. May you have pun-derful day!
12. You may need to brush up on your pun skills.
13. May the puns be ever in your favor.
14. I may need a pun-scription to cure my addiction.
15. May the puns never stop rolling in.
16. I may be a pun-loving person, but I draw the line at bad puns.
17. May you never run out of puns to tell.
18. You may want to tread lightly with that pun.
19. May you never be caught without a pun to tell.
20. I may have to pun-ish myself for laughing too hard at that one.
May the Puns Be With You (Puns in Idioms)
1. May the force be with you…in the month of May!
2. I usually shower in April, but I May take one later.
3. I May have a lot on my plate, but I’ll still make time for dessert.
4. May the best pun win!
5. I’m planning to go on a May-cation this year.
6. It May be cold outside, but I’m always game for a good pun.
7. I can’t wait for May to come around so I can stop making winter puns, they really frost me.
8. Sorry I’m late, I May or May not have lost track of time.
9. May I interest you in a pun or two?
10. May I remind you that puns are the spice of life?
11. I May have a way with words, but puns are my bread and butter.
12. I May be busy, but I always have time for a good pun.
13. May I inquire as to your favorite pun?
14. May I suggest we pun-ch it up a notch?
15. May the puns be ever in your favor.
16. I May not be a morning person, but I’m always up for a good pun.
17. May I recommend our pun-of-the-day?
18. I May be a bit of a pun-derdog, but I’ll rise to the occasion.
19. You May have heard this one before, but it’s worth repeating: puns are awesome.
20. May our puns be blessed with laughter and groans alike.
May You Enjoy These Pun Juxtapositions!
1. May the fourth be with bae.
2. May-rathon runner.
3. May-hem at the barbeque.
4. May-king the most of my day off.
5. May the forceps be with you.
6. May-trix reloaded.
7. May-believe in miracles.
8. May-belline makeup.
9. May-termined to finish.
10. May-iac driver.
11. May-nstream media.
12. May-lignancy test.
13. May-narchist rebellion.
14. May-smerized by the view.
15. May-berry shortcake.
16. May-or may not be ready for summer.
17. May-nificent view at the summit.
18. May-stery guest at the party.
19. May-ple syrup on my pancakes.
20. May-gether we can make a difference.
May the Puns Be With You: Hilarious May Puns to Brighten Your Day!
1. May the force be with you, May B. Wise!
2. This weather is so may-hem!
3. May-day, may-day, we have a pun emergency!
4. This dessert is so good, it’s may-licious!
5. May-gnificient view from up here.
6. May I offer you a drink?
7. May the best team win!
8. It’s my birthday month, may I get a discount?
9. This flower arrangement is may-zing!
10. I can’t believe may life turned out this way.
11. May-mbers of this club get special privileges.
12. May-be I’m crazy, but I think this pun is funny.
13. May you have a blessed day.
14. I’m feeling may-velous today!
15. May the odds be ever in your favor.
16. This pasta dish is may-gnificent!
17. May the road ahead be smooth for you.
18. May I have your attention please?
19. Even though I’m may-d of you, I still love you!
20. May I suggest a different approach?
May the Tongue be Twisted: A May Punning with Spoonerisms
1. Bay puns to play funds
2. Fay buns to say suns
3. Lay funs to bay puns
4. May cuddle smay puddle
5. Way puns to pray buns
6. May sun to stay fun
7. Weigh buns to hay puns
8. Day suns to pay puns
9. Say nun to May pun
10. Way huns to May puns
11. May cones to stay phones
12. Nay duns to play puns
13. Gay tuns to bay buns
14. May chives to stay jives
15. Bay nuns to say puns
16. Day runs to pay puns
17. Way skunks to May puns
18. May pies to stay dies
19. May beers to stay peers
20. Nay runs to pay puns.
May the Puns Be With You (Tom Swifties)
1. I love spring,” said Tom maysionically.
2. “I’ll make hay while the sun shines,” Tom said summerily.
3. “I’m not good with plants,” said Tom knowingly.
4. “I planned to be a hairstylist,” said Tom wavy.
5. I prefer autumn,” said Tom fallingly.
6. “She won the contest,” said Tom triumphantly.
7. I’m a fan of cold weather,” Tom said chill-ily.
8. I’m not sure if I should use green in my design,” said Tom uncertainly.
9. “I’ll just have a small glass,” Tom said pint-sized.
10. I’ll read the book about sea creatures,” Tom said ocean-ically.
11. I told the waiter I wanted rare steak,” Tom said medium well.
12. “I don’t like spicy food,” said Tom blandly.
13. “I need to schedule a dental appointment,” Tom said toothfully.
14. “I love the sound of rain,” Tom said drizzly.
15. “I can’t wait for the snow to fall,” Tom said snowballingly.
16. “I don’t like drinking water,” Tom said liquidly.
17. “She always tells jokes,” Tom said funnymentally.
18. “I’ll have the spicy wings,” Tom said heatedly.
19. “I’m not very emotional,” Tom said feelinglessly.
20. “I’ll take the shortcut,” Tom said roundaboutly.
Ironically Funny May Puns (Oxymoronic Puns)
1. Mayday! Mayday! It’s the first of May!
2. Better May next year.
3. I may or may not have another pun for you.
4. May I interest you in a bad pun?
5. May the fourth be with you… even in May!
6. Mayhaps, I have something for you.
7. I may be tired, but I’m not April.
8. Mayhem is my middle name.
9. The only thing I’m certain of is, I may be wrong about everything else.
10. I’m feeling May-zing today!
11. I may not be a great comedian, but I have a ‘may’ jokes.
12. In the month of May, I always feel Maysmerized.
13. I may not be funny, but at least I’m pun-ctual.
14. You may have heard this one before, but why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
15. May I ask if you’re a fan of puns?
16. I’m not trying to be difficult, I’m just May-king a point.
17. ‘Tis the season for may-be puns.
18. April showers bring May flowers, but they also bring more puns!
19. I may have lost my marbles, but at least I still have my puns.
20. May I have the pleasure of sharing another pun with you?
May the Puns Keep Coming (Recursive Pun-ology)
1. May the fourth be with you… on May fifth when you need to do all the things you didn’t do on May third.
2. May I ask if May brought flowers to your doorstep?
3. May the puns be with you all the May long.
4. May-swell stop using the same pun every year in May.
5. May I suggest a May-stery novel to read this month?
6. May veterans never be forgotten this May.
7. May-be it’s time to find new puns for May.
8. May it rain tacos and margaritas every Cinco de Mayo… or May-be not, that could get messy.
9. May-ples and oranges are both fruit, but may-be only one is punny.
10. May-n kinds of flowers bloom in May.
11. May I offer you a May-baline makeup to enhance your natural beauty?
12. May-dia is definitely going to make some May puns this month.
13. May I never run out of May puns.
14. May-be some May-selsa is all you need to spice up your food.
15. May-ch we all find a way to May-ke the world a better place.
16. May-zing things happen in May if you May-ke them happen.
17. May-os and guac aren’t just for Cinco de Mayo, but they’re always appreciated in May.
18. May I recommend May-Gio’s pizza for your next slice?
19. May rowdy May-riachi bands never fail to make us smile on Cinco de Mayo.
20. May all your May puns bring you joy and laughter.
May the Puns Be With You: Cliché-busting Wordplay for May-Power
1. May the force be with you, but also with flowers in May.
2. April showers may bring May flowers, but I prefer April sunshine.
3. May the odds be ever in your favor, especially in the month of May.
4. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, unless it’s May and strawberry season.
5. Slow and steady wins the race, except in May when the Kentucky Derby takes place.
6. April fools may come and go, but May fools are just as funny.
7. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, especially in May when the weather can be unpredictable.
8. Rome wasn’t built in a day, but it was built in the month of May according to legend.
9. Practice makes perfect, but it also makes May an even better month.
10. Don’t cry over spilled milk, unless it’s May and you spilled it on some blooming flowers.
11. A watched pot never boils, but a watched garden in May grows faster.
12. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but in May you can teach a young pup how to frolic in the flowers.
13. There’s no use crying over spilled milk, but there’s plenty of use for it in May when making ice cream.
14. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but fresh May flowers are a close second.
15. You can lead a horse to water, but in May you can lead it to the Kentucky Derby.
16. Where there’s smoke there’s fire, but in May where there’s smoke there’s just a BBQ.
17. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, unless it’s May and you’re gathering them for an Easter egg hunt.
18. The early bird catches the worm, but in May the early bird catches the most beautiful sunrise.
19. Curiosity killed the cat, but in May curiosity leads to exploring all the blooming flowers.
20. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but in May a bouquet of flowers keeps the blues at bay.
In conclusion, we hope these May puns have put a smile on your face and maybe even sparked some inspiration for your own punny creations. If you’re hungry for more, be sure to check out the other puns on our website. Thank you for stopping by and punning with us!
