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\ufeffLooking for a fun and pun-filled way to add some flavor to your day? Look no further than our collection of over 200 grape puns! These jokes are sure to make you laugh and feel ”vine” while indulging in some fruity humor. From wordplay to puns on popular culture and history, we’ve got it all covered. So why not sip on some grape juice, and enjoy a hilarious ride through these juicy one-liners and witty jokes. Whether you’re a fan of red or white varieties, or just love<\/a> the fruity flavor, these puns are sure to tickle your taste buds and leave you feeling grape-tastic! Get ready to have a bunch of laughs and some grape fun with our unforgettable grape puns!<\/p>\n 1. “I just can’t wine about these grape puns.” 1. I tried to organize a grape boycott, but it was a total raisin d’etre.<\/p>\n 2. What do you call a group of grapes singing together? The grape-est show on earth<\/a>.<\/p>\n 3. I don’t always eat grapes, but when I do, I prefer them to be sour grapes.<\/p>\n 4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.<\/p>\n 5. Why did the grape break up with the banana? Because it was raisin the wrong fruit.<\/p>\n 6. It’s hard to impress a grape, they’re usually pretty vine with themselves.<\/p>\n 7. I’m terrible<\/a> at telling the difference between Cabernet and Merlot. In a wine or two, they all just grape together.<\/p>\n 8. What do you call a grape that’s always moving? A grape-escape.<\/p>\n 9. Why did the grape refuse to go to the party<\/a>? It didn’t want to raisin any eyebrows.<\/p>\n 10. When life gets tough, I just try to remember – there’s always grape juice in the fridge.<\/p>\n 11. Did you hear about the grape that won the marathon<\/a>? He was a total wine-ner.<\/p>\n 12. I can’t believe we used to rely on grape communication. Now we have vine-ternet.<\/p>\n 13. Why did the grape go on a road trip? To see more of its vine country.<\/p>\n 14. Why did the grape go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t get a date with the raisin.<\/p>\n 15. I’m not saying that I’m addicted to grape juice, but I am a little vine-tage.<\/p>\n 16. How do you make a grape laugh? You grape it in the puns.<\/p>\n 17. I like my grapes like I like my jokes – dry and full of puns.<\/p>\n 18. Why did the grape go to the doctor<\/a>? Because it was feeling a little sour.<\/p>\n 19. You can always trust a grape to keep its word<\/a> – it’s all about ethical grape behavior.<\/p>\n 20. What do you get if you cross a grape with an owl? A grape-hoot.<\/p>\n 1. What do you call a grape that can sing? A grape-er-a! 1. “I got grape expectations for this harvest season.” 1. Don’t be such a sour grape. 1. “I was going to tell you a grape joke, but it would just wine-d you up.”<\/span>Sip, sip, hooray! (Editors Pick)<\/span><\/h2>\n
\n2. “What do you call a grape that’s not happy? A sour grape!”
\n3. Why did the grape go on a date<\/a> with a raisin? Because it couldn’t get a date with a current.”
\n4. “I heard they’re making a movie about grapes. It’s going to be a bunch of vine.”
\n5. “What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little<\/a> wine.
\n6. “What did the grape say when it got slapped? Nothing, it just raisin-ed up its hands.”
\n7. “Why do grapes get picked first in a game of Red Rover? Because they’re the juiciest.”
\n8. What’s a grape’s favorite way to travel<\/a>? By pear.”
\n9. “What do you call a grape that’s a spy? A resplendent grape.”
\n10. Why do grapes make bad<\/a> detectives? Because they always wine about not being able to find the clues.”
\n11. “What did the grape say when it got offered a job? I’m not sure, but I bet it was a fruitful opportunity.”
\n12. “Why was the grape so embarrassed? Because it saw the raisin loaf-ing around in the corner.”
\n13. “What do you call a grape who’s always telling jokes? A wisecracking fruit.”
\n14. “What do you call a grape that’s lost its wrapper? A bare grape.”
\n15. “What do you call a grape with a sunburn? A baking grape.”
\n16. “What do you call a grape that’s really into football? A touchdown grape.”
\n17. Why did the grape go to school<\/a>? To learn how to raisin its grades.”
\n18. “What do you call a group of grapes singing together? A choir of vine.”
\n19. “What do you call a grape computer programmer? A grape-fruit.”
\n20. “What do you call a bottle of grape soda that’s been aged for 10 years? A fine-wine soda.”<\/p>\n<\/span>Grape Escapes (One-liner Puns)<\/span><\/h2>\n
<\/span>Juicy Queries (Question-and-Answer Puns on Grape Puns)<\/span><\/h2>\n
\n2. Why did the grape refuse to grow up? She wanted to be a raisin.
\n3. What did the grape say when he got stepped on? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
\n4. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? She ran out of juice.
\n5. How do you know if a grape is angry? They turn sour.
\n6. Why was the grape afraid of the vacuum cleaner? Because it sucked everything up, especially raisins.
\n7. What do you call it when a grape is sad? Grape-depressed.
\n8. Why did the grape want to be a detective? He wanted to solve grape mysteries.
\n9. What do you get when you cross a grape and a rhinoceros? A grape-horn.
\n10. What do you call a fancy grape? A grape-tosser.
\n11. Why did the grape go out with the prune? He couldn’t find a date to the raisin.
\n12. How do you catch a grape? With a grape trap.
\n13. What did the grape say to the apple when he asked him out on a date? Sorry, I’m already raisin someone else.
\n14. How do you make a grape shake? Put it in a blender and give it a whirl.
\n15. What do you call a grape that\u2019s gone bad? Rotten to the core!
\n16. What type of music<\/a> do grapes like? Stem-cell.
\n17. Why was the grape mad at the apple? Because he raisin-d to the occasion, and the apple didn’t.
\n18. Why did the grape fail his math<\/a> test? He couldn’t solve a grape inequality.
\n19. What did the grape say to the other grape when they got stepped on together? Well, this is uncork-able!
\n20. How do you make a fruit punch with grapes? Put them in water and squish them – it\u2019s a grape way to make a punch!<\/p>\n<\/span>A Grape Time Was Had by All (Double Entendre Puns)<\/span><\/h2>\n
\n2. “This grape juice is bursting with flavor, just like my Tinder messages.”
\n3. “I can’t get enough of these juicy grapes. Just like my ex-boyfriend, amirite?”
\n4. “I like my wine like I like my women, full-bodied and with a little bit of grape.”
\n5. “I’m a ‘raisin’ awareness about the importance of eating grapes every day.”
\n6. “I’m feeling grape-tastic today!”
\n7. These grapes are so good, they’re raising the ‘stake’ for all other fruits.
\n8. “Grapes are like people. Some are sour, some are sweet<\/a>, and some are a little bit naughty.
\n9. “Grapes are the perfect way to ‘wine’ down after a long day.”
\n10. “I’m a grape lover, but I only like the ones with some ‘bunch.'”
\n11. “If loving grapes is wrong, I don’t want to be ‘ripe’.”
\n12. “Grapes and I go way back. It’s like they’re in my ‘vine’ and won’t let go.”
\n13. I like my grapes like I like my jokes, a little bit ‘corny<\/a>‘.
\n14. “Grape expectations? More like grape experiences!”
\n15. “Grapes are the ‘sole’ reason I’m happy today!”
\n16. “I can’t resist those plump, juicy grapes. Just like I can’t resist a good-looking man.”
\n17. “Grapes make me see ‘red’ in the best way possible.”
\n18. “I’m like a grape on a vine, just waiting to be ‘picked’.”
\n19. “Grape it like you mean it!”
\n20. “I’ve got a bit of a grape addiction. I can’t help it, they’re just so ‘appeeling’.”<\/p>\n<\/span>Vine-credible Grape Puns (Idiomatic Incidents)<\/span><\/h2>\n
\n2. It’s time to wine down for the day.
\n3. He crushed the competition.
\n4. This job is a grape opportunity.
\n5. She couldn’t handle the grape responsibility.
\n6. He’s grape at math.
\n7. Don’t be a grape thief.
\n8. I’m raisin’ the bar<\/a>.
\n9. You must be grapeful for what you have.
\n10. Let’s raise a glass to success!
\n11. He’s been crushing grapes all day.
\n12. It’s time to stem the tide of negativity.
\n13. Don’t be grape at me, I’m just the messenger.
\n14. I can’t help but feel grape about this.
\n15. It’s time to press on.
\n16. You can’t wine about it now.
\n17. Don’t judge a grape by its color.
\n18. He’s grape at entertaining guests.
\n19. That was a grape idea!
\n20. I can’t wait to taste the fruits of our labor.<\/p>\n<\/span>Grape Expectations (Pun Juxtaposition)<\/span><\/h2>\n
\n2. “Grape, let me tell you a secret.”
\n3. My friend<\/a> is a grape farmer, but he’s always raisin’ the bar.
\n4. “Why was the grape so sad? Its parents were in a jam.”
\n5. “People who steal grapes need to be stopped, it’s time to take a vine-tage point.”
\n6. “I was trying to figure out the perfect pairing for my wine until I realized it was grape minds think alike.”
\n7. “What’s a grape’s favorite type of music? Raisin country.”
\n8. “The grape made a terrible comedian, it always raisin’ its voice.”
\n9. “I called him a raisin because he hadn’t been out in the wine-light in years.”
\n10. Did you hear about the grape who won all the awards at the film<\/a> festival? He was an outstanding in his vine.”
\n11. “What do you call a grape that’s been stepped on? Wine-d.”
\n12. “He went to school to learn to make wine but didn’t graduate because he was grape-less.”
\n13. “I offered my grape friend the pun I had thought of, but the flavor was lost on him.”
\n14. “A grape that’s experienced heartbreak is in a sour raisin.”
\n15. “I like red wine so much that grape-jelly believe it.”
\n16. One<\/a> grape turned to the other and asked, “Have you heard of the new raisin?” Reply, “It’s grape news to me.
\n17. “You gotta hand it to grapes: they’re always raisin’ the bar.”
\n18. Why did the grape quit the softball<\/a> team? He was tired of wine-ing.”
\n19. “Don’t be a grape, just raisin your voice isn’t going to solve anything.”
\n20. “What do you call a grape that’s well-off? The grape-to of the town.”<\/p>\n